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So many hours wasted on this game!
EDIT: Front page? Thanks guys, send chainmail nudes and i love all the lines from the game in the comments!
”Oh, half rations”
”What? All that way??”
And lets not forget about this one!
!!!
jkf1911
Archers, Ready!
corpswizard
SWAAAARDSMEN ATTTTACHKK
Ayoshi9950
Favorite game!
FortressCraft
I recall this game was about 3% combat, 2% castle building and 95% isometric bakery sim. Loved it.
arachnoides
Isometric bakery sim 2: Return of the bagel. Coming soon.
TheLegendNeverDies9
Blow the horn! Bang the drum! The Pig is coming to town!
iamjaimelannister
It's on Steam. Great purchase, just as much fun now as it was then.
marcandreduf
this game looks so rugged compared to Civ 3, i play age of empires and Civ 3 but also Ceasar
GonzoEnthusiast
Bit much, these taxes...
Bathion
WE ARE THE MACEMEN!!!
SanguinePaladin1280
The food stocks are dwindling, my liege
vuvuzevka
Aaaaaand I'm reinstalling it
shitpostalert
You are the...pff...seventh "greatest" lord.
deityparliament
It’s all about the tunnellers “INTO THE ABYSS”
chesirecats
I raise you catapults/trebuchets with "here comes the cow" or "here comes Bessy!"
deityparliament
Ugh god yes. I’m gonna go play it right freaking now
kippkopp
Yes, a lot.
BURNtheZEPPELIN
Holy shit this game was awesome! I'd always wage wars of knights against lions in the custom games!
Azukare
I played SH2. I just loved the narrator screaming in my ear the entire time
IanPaulFreely
WE ARE THE MACEMEN!
dunewolf
Archers ready sire, Make ready!, ARROWS AWAY!.
IanPaulFreely
My bow is yours!
IamNotAnAlien
mi’lord?
ThePanzerSchreck
Still play crusaders lots, but they kinda boofed it with crusader 2 imo.
ThePanzerSchreck
And if you liked crusader you should check out rise of legends.
MrAsianGuy90
I really liked Stronghold 3. The economy portion is great as well as castle building. The army building kind of took a step back though.
Shitduncansays
That's a fair distance!
TravisTee34
Distance is NO problem!
chesirecats
Here comes Bessy!
utts
stronghold crusader was the first one i played so the original always felt inferior to me, i still play it to this day
averagelonelyguy
My favorite was stronghold 2, but you still get that +1
MrAsianGuy90
Have you tried Stronghold 3?
averagelonelyguy
No. Apparently it's not great? Is it any good ?
Carlberglol
Loved it, bread... So much bread
ThePastmaster
Until I had so much pop I couldn't make bread fast enough.
LetsEatGrandpaCommasSaveLives
We aah da macemen
sammmuel
Underrated comment right there
isaidworstcase
Here we go, here we go, here we go!
iamjaimelannister
And apples!!!
iamjaimelannister
Cheese was a luxury my people needed to earn
chesirecats
Do my people get cheese, or do I get crossbowmen/macemen? Crossbowmen OP as fuck, so sorry folks, but no cheese for you peasants!
MoozerBoBoozer
Oooh! And pubs! No food, crippling taxes, and torture devices. But hey! There’s a pub every 12 steps.
iamjaimelannister
That type of castle management will get you a 100% rating sire
TheWeakandtheDammed
Memories. +1
Schmuck4hire
I've got this game on Steam. 'Haven't gotten round to it yet, but being able to make your own castles sounds like a blast.
everythingzed
The people are...unsure of you, sire.
idiosamatik
https://imgur.com/RH7qLcf
cardboardunderwear
I got the Crusader one for 5 dollars back when Office Depot had that discount rack of old games. Played the hell out of it.
Fixitman64
The people love you sire!
chesirecats
Varlet! Oaf! Oaf! Knave! Varlet!
dunewolf
The people tolerate you my lord
Kylec00
The people despise you my lord
arachnoides
Haha these quotes hit me right in the young.
Vizreki
More gold needed.
isaidworstcase
You do not have enough GOLD, sire!
BigDaddyTruckNuts
Not enough stone, Milord!
GearTier
Relatable
KryptonianRise
The granary is empty my lord.
fistermatic5000
Let'em burn
Tubiurinthesky
"Morning your lordship"
dunewolf
The stocks are too low my lord
Matrican
Think he says "sire" there if I am not mistaken.
dunewolf
Ive heard both sire and My lord - not sure if its because ive played them all and its different for one of them or not.
Cbomb
The keep is enclosed
thelittletrainthatcanteven
You just awakend my PTSD from that haha. The campaign had some insanely hard missions.
arachnoides
I had to cheese the campaign to win as a kid. Id keep a bowman just inside range to kill one enemy at a time on the wall. It took ages haha
LetsEatGrandpaCommasSaveLives
People are leaving the castle, my lord.
iamjaimelannister
Good! Let them leave and let them see if I let them back in
brickius
I wish they hadnt messed up every single sequel
Steffn
Good thing they didn't.
MrMcPewp
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
What do you mean? This is a masterpiece:
Ugdulf
I liked Stronghold Legends
CheekyLittleCunnnt
i liked just a concept of a market in stronghold legends. no more problem with storage. but everything else was crap
Bathion
Right!? Seirouly in the second mission of SH2 you could lose the required units and have to start all over.
marsgoose
I think they were all great games, just that the original and the first crusader were so exceptional in comparison to them they suck,
marcandreduf
looks good.. not all warfare? is there trade betweeen .. other people or castles or cities in this game?
marsgoose
Yes, you can trade with your allies, AI allies will like you more if you give them stuff and will help you in battle consequently.
marsgoose
Might work on humans too if you multiplayer.
marsgoose
Also apparently there is a HD remake of these games, just found that out.
phobos535
*after Crusader
MacDaddySmitt
PITCH NEEDED
StormtheGiant
Into the blackness!
MacDaddySmitt
Lol I say this shit about once a week at work.
acafilip1991
NO HOPS M'LORD
FirefighterCaboose
Pitch rig must be built on oil in the marsh.
isaidworstcase
Farms must be built on the valley floor.
dunewolf
More wood needed
mihaiborcan
moaaar wood is needed
seanrus16OG
Wood stocks are TOO low sire.
Gavenga323
Can't place that there milord!