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Jul 8, 2014 1:01 PM
OiledBeard
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tygerpsimatrix
But if you marry someone; you can do it as many times as you.... oh, now I get it :(
oftenwrongneveruncertain
So THATS the politically correct version of mary, fuck, kill. And yeah, kill Conan.
NorthernWeirdo
God I love that man!
101user
Me too!
youhoney
I actually love Conan more than Fallon. Conan's self-deprecating humor to me is funnier than Fallon's immature and self-laughing jokes.
TeslaCoil00
I totally agree. Fallon would be the dump in my book and Conan would be marry.
ChrisDaPatriot
Taking Fallen over O'Brien is like taking congealed horse shit over a pleasant mid-day beverage.
ChrisDaPatriot
But at least he's got that awkward and untalented "shtick" going for him. And he's pretty!
Ohmyglobwhat
Looks like me mourning the end of a TV show. Ice cream and tears
northwestcarry
At least Colbert eats his Ben and jerry's like a normal person. Unlike the previous post -_-
jessica1111
I would do dirty things to him... Very dity things....
Ohmyglobwhat
Looks like me mourning the end of a TV show. Ice cream and tears
thebigleezy
This is one time I'm okay with a lot of gifs on mobile
doctorduck
Is he eating his own Ben & Jerry's flavor?
Moogin
I like how he flips the spoon like a pro.
TheAmanda4life
awww, i'd definitely do/marry him. he's an awesome lord of the rings geek and has his priorities straight
Ohmyglobwhat
Looks like me mourning the end of a TV show. Ice cream and tears
TheIronMaiden
Jimmy Fallon looks like Ted Mosby. I'll take the soul-less giant.
mylittlecroissant
At least he eats the ice cream the right fucking way.
theicklestone
Tell me he is eating Americone Dream.
northwestcarry
At least Colbert eats his Ben and jerry's like a normal person. Unlike the previous post -_-
airandfingers
So, "Do, Dump, Marry" is like the kid-safe version of "Kill, Fuck, Marry"?
thecreepingchaosinmymind
I'm sorry Colbie.. I never meant to hurt you with my amorous vagina. Let's start over. I'll let you be on top, this time.
Lemesplain
Read that as "armored vagina" at first. Quite the mental image.
SirPelvisJohnwood
Why not "amorphous"?
cantspellmanslaughterwithoutlaughter
Your vagina is a wandering minstrel/blind swordsman?
jsktrogdor
I dont know what "amorous" means, but I'm going to assume it means "gigantic."
TimothyTRiG
http://www.onelook.com/?w=amorous
thecreepingchaosinmymind
suddenly the lyrics from "My Vagina is eight miles wide" stuck in my head.
OiledBeard
Holy shit. Link.
ghostharlequin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Agfhgn1_yKE I imagine this is the song. :D
OiledBeard
o_0
twentyfiveandone
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=amorous
jsktrogdor
2/3 Because I'm making a video! Next you're gonna say I should've just kicked a football at the wall instead of his face!!" ~Paraphrased
jsktrogdor
1/3 http://youtu.be/tO7LIRhGbfo "People say: 'Why didnt you just throw a ping-pong ball in instead of making Dan hurt his arms like that?'
jsktrogdor
3/3 Gavin Free. "Why didnt you just google amorous?" BECAUSE THAT WOULDNT BE FUNNY! Dipshit.
sanitypotion
It comes from amor, which is the word for love in a language
jsktrogdor
Mines funnier.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Debatable.
jsktrogdor
How is someone explaining the etymology of the word "amorous" funny?
OnyZ
"I am loved" in latin if memory serves
Radey
I thought it was French?
OnyZ
Can always be both! French took a lot of words from Latin. :)
aBagFullOfSexToys
I WANT THE SOURCE
randelung
http://thecolbertreport.cc.com/videos/89wc6t/do--dump-or-marry totally worth watching, there's more to it than what's pictured here.
VEpsilon
"Nope, no video for you, ya little fucker!" - Website, because I live in England
randelung
try hola unblocker. i'm in switzerland :) *waves*
VEpsilon
I had that before, but there were reports of it contains malware so I uninstalled. Google search "hola unblocker malware"
randelung
I read them too, tried it and turned out to be bs. At least as far as I can tell.
aBagFullOfSexToys
YOU HAVE MADE ME SO HAPPY... I am actually capable of communicating without caps lock on. But why would I? Anyway... THANK YOU
dammitjudas
OMG he uses Glamour as a reference ...fudge I'm more of a Cosmopolitan myself ,but heck!
LZYRMN
I didn't know Colbert was a she.
zanyanticse
Test comment
finitefiction
i hope he's eating Americone Dream
Gryphacus
He is.
Tron220
Best ice cream ever.
therealgiraffe
Must be. And poor Jimmy last his Ben and Jerry's flavor when he got a new show.
ghostlyTrickster
Me too! I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought that!
Makinbrosmadonimgurandnotgivingafuck
I wonder if Stephen knows how to make an instant bowl out of that.
thenewestnickell
And it's Americone Dream just like the last one! Which is the best fucking Ben and Jerry's flavor to ever exist!!!!!!
Makinbrosmadonimgurandnotgivingafuck
I don't believe you, and as much as it pains me to enjoy delicious ice cream, challenge accepted to try it and see if you're right.
thenewestnickell
Colbert appreciates your sacrifice
mwellman
source http://www.ovguide.com/video/the-colbert-report-do-dump-or-marry-ed7ca39ce100891b1e1171c0cd7c6194
VEpsilon
"Fuck you, buddy, this video isn't available in your 3rd world country. England? Dafuq is that?!"
Joeytje50
http://thecolbertreport.cc.com/videos/89wc6t/do--dump-or-marry link to the official Colbert Report site. For ads n stuff.
Dooood
alwaysupvotesauce (or ice cream, as the case may be...)
GingerJuice
Who would dump Conan? http://imgur.com/Iotb1nA
Thetruepyro
This honestly gave me nightmares
FuckYourJortsDude
Liz Lemon
iamireland
Snookie got a haircut!
TheRealProblemHere
I also wanna know
alloftheotherusernamesaretaken
coco SUCKS
yourcatisuglyandnobodyhasthehearttosayit
Your mom sucks huehuehue
Ohmyglobwhat
*raises hand*
OiledBeard
*shudders*
LionheartAce
Efreeti
If you like Conan so much, be happy they didn't call the game by it's proper name: Marry/Fuck/Kill
pandxa
OneMillionSchruteBucks
http://imeldas.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/conan-in-jeggings.jpg
paisleyteapots
I was hoping someone would post this!
ibetyourenakedunderthoseclothes
conan and jimmy should be switched imho
nobodyblindedme
AllHailSagan
Well, that was terrifying.
haleyfranke
Looks like Pewdiepie.
BrightStarEm
Lol Conan is/was one of my first crushes.
imgurianthefirst
ColonelObvious
He could've cut the ice cream container in half, too
ivebeensittinghereforanhourthinkingofagoodusernametouse
Dun da da da da da da da Dun da da da da da da da Dun da THIS IS MY ICE CREAM BOOOOAAAALLL GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!
ColonelObvious
Thank you everyone, this just became my most points earning comment! Don't really know why...
CopperViking
Yeah, but he is not an inbred
aeolus13
If that ice cream is not Stephen Colbert's AmeriCone Dream...I will be very put out.
nutang
cut my ice cream two pieces.
mybrothersmario
This is my last dessert.
thegreatandpowerfulkawa
this is my last resort
johntuckermustnotdie
Oh imgur I love the "inside" jokes and the sarcasm
PR4Y
iunderstoodthatreference.gif
CaptainObviousAndHisMinions
And wrap that spoon in aluminum foil, I heard it works fine
Piloerection69
or
Mikeman3000
No one's on Team Coco?
alloftheotherusernamesaretaken
fuck coco
SodaKopp
marry conan, do colbert, dump falllon
deranger
Screw team Britta. Screw team Slater. Bring Conan back.
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
http://images.yuku.com.s3.amazonaws.com/image/gif/ee426316325280d9b4b7a905aca2887da6028bc0_r.gif
HeaterTwang
I squarely am...been watching him since I was a wee lad.
jsktrogdor
*Conan gets dropped* - *Internet starts riots to get him back* - *Conan comes back* - *No one watches his show*
Harmonex
He moved to a station I don't have. Also around the time I purchased a laptop and stopped watching TV.
prayingforohiosports
I laughed until the truth of this sunk in. Then I became sad.
jsktrogdor
Not me. Never found him that funny. Seems like a better writer than a performer.
AdorableEvil
He left TV and went to the internet, then went back to the TV. Why did he abandon us? WHY???
Hashbrown123
Blame NBC. They had a rule that he had to wait so long before he could do another show.
jsktrogdor
Because we're all cheap assholes.
AdorableEvil
But there are so many more of us.
jsktrogdor
And we all have adblock turned on.