Cliche Advice From Rats

Ace says, "it's important to appreciate the little things. take this rose, for instance. whenever i pass roses, i take the time to pause..."

"... and eat them."

Abe is less about advice and more about teaching by example. he is of the opinion that three or seven square meals a day, plus a strict sleep regimen of 15 hours is the ticket to happiness.

here he is again, demonstrating with great skill one of his many napping techniques! wow, what a treat folks - how often do you get to see a real pro at work?

Squirrel tax

i don't even know why i bother. all i'm doing is carving fancy dinner displays for the local wildlife.

... i think that's a good enough reason!