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quietwalker
Don't forget : gargled orange balls while literally and figuratively eating and being filled with shit.
Whatswrongwiththispicture
iamlamp2
Who's Kari Lake?
whitefoxkei
MAGA candidate in Arizona.
RandyPhonecian
Not just any candidate. Candidate for governor. She she ran on refusing to confirm any non-R win for president in 2024. ::shudder::
ImmortalChild
OhMyYoureSexxy
Blakeadelic
Her loss is glorious. So glorious. Finchem and Masters, too.
MustHailSagan
The chosen one
flyinghamstick
The one foretold by the prophecy at Walmart
nothingtolurkhere
coosoorlog
Math by Terrence Howard, Astronomy by Kyrie Irving.
RubberMonkeys
Had no clue Howard is a nutter.
Timetoupdatemyusername
But what a High School that would be. Ooooh here's a novel idea, let the Reps build their own schools and watch them fail.
thereitis101
And thankfully she lost. But, it should not have been close.
Randomice
Okay, I chuckled.
shadowspear73
Or you can immediately say by the orange pumpkin with small hands and fat ass...
EllisHobbs
woxx150
I can't tell. Is this an insult or a compliment?
SubtleNonExistence
Add shot in the face by Dick Cheney and you grow up to be Herschel Walker
FlintNorth44
Oldie, but goodie
ButteryBiscuitBass
Just a gobby shite with no real worth.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
That is the saddest existence I’ve ever heard. It’s like being taught to fly by a rock.
MmmmmSoup
Not American but name sounds familiar did she used to have a show
swanglemydangle
I believe that was ricki lake.
TheWonderfulWizardOfOs
Well, that could be any Fox 'news' anchor
IAmAngry
But only after 2012! She was cool before 2012!
Hashbrown123
No, the thing is they do have brains. They just play to their base.
Appollon
... And ethics by Trump
msd3k
drkepper
and that kids father? Herschel Walker
Dannyalcatraz
It’s almost like a bad Bizarro-world version of Captain Marvel (the “Shazam!” one.)
FGnewsbox
Again: Republicans are drowning in the polluted waters of Kari Lake!
MoonMoon89
Hadn't heard of her before, and with a description like that, I hope to never hear of her again. That's going to give me nightmares...
tr26
Be glad you’re not in the US - she’s a nightmare and almost won!
Cinomed
Kari Lake is actually much more like Trump, its all an act for the people, Kari was a democrat for a long time, like Trump. Now Grifters
ArkoneAxon
So... like George Wallace, when he became the uber-Segregationist... and it was all an act so he could get elected and stay elected?
wyhippie
is kari lake related to ricky lake i hope not?
Twrecks123
No. Kari is just some empty hole filled with ditch water.
ratfaceddog
Half empty filled or half filled empty?
WoodyGoodman
jpatterson45
She used to be a liberal democrat. She thought it would be easier to win in Arizona if she went hard right
slamEVIL
I mean it worked for trump.
MusicRunner
Unreal.
StewedTomaters
I've always contended that the Proud Boys are sexually repressed fans of Edward Norton movies, but they fall asleep jerking off before they
StewedTomaters
get to the end and learn the lesson of the stories about fascism. Then it sets off this shame spiral. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
FlintNorth44
"I am Jack's...complete lack of surprise"
StewedTomaters
It makes sense, though, right? I'm joking, but: imagine a guy obsessed with "dark" stories of brooding men, , has never heard of Catcher in
StewedTomaters
the Rye, much less knows what it's about, gets ahold of some Ed Norton, brutally violent and sexually-charged stories of going beyond the
StewedTomaters
limits of what society deems tolerable behavior; we all watched those movies as teenagers with immature brains, and no way to parse those
thrashingcows
CakeIsALie227
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
I keep referring to him as Dark Brandon and it really pisses off my conservative coworker.
OffendedSkeleton
RobDangle
This is the funniest meme I've seen in ages, and it's a comment.
Harryteeters
FishieStardust
Purrmageddon
I feel this, not to mention our justice system to punish only the poor.
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
I don't think I ever noticed but the first guy he looks at has a square block but there is no square hole. Lol.
FishieStardust
There is, but he has the cylinder jammed into it
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
Ah, so I'm the dumbass. Nice.