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Jul 22, 2017 12:02 AM
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PeterNormal
Air drying is much easier on your skin
AlwaysUpvoteBunnies
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imzurchian
At 53 I'm glad I'm considered 'young' even if it does mean I'm not into seeing old men's tiny little bald weewees and pimpley arses
LordOsiris
tehPhreakmang
"Lower than a friend egg nailed to a plank fence"Take a minute and really just take in this mental imagery that has been put into your mind.
Grrrg
I'll have to see what this friend egg thing is first.
tehPhreakmang
When you find out, let autocorrect know it needs to upgrade lol
MistressLyda
No. Just no.
SlavicMusk
Did I really just read the description of old man balls?
boogersweretasty
"Piggers are gonna go all the way this year!"
extrageneity
As Ari Shaffir says, you start to look like you sat in some chewing gum.
GreenHitter
Ballsy move old man...
fbutt09
The traditional getting dressed ritual of rubbing the towel with both arms pendulum-ing right in the crack/sack.
zephyrbell
Cause I'm freeeee, freeee ballin'.
BunchaCrunchOfHuman
I did nut see that coming.
smoochmysnoot
Careful with the puns, someone may become teste
BookJunkie27
At least they had the balls to do it.
smoochmysnoot
They didn't cock it up, either.
BewareTheIdesOfMerch
It's all good as long as they're not being a dick about it.
burgonies
As someone younger than 43... More like 33
Surely
More like 26
robby1051
FINALLY A ANSWER!!!
StiIIalivelhope
*an
Kafula1106
You're a troll. I hope that tearing people down helps you feel less alone. You said that my dog will choke to death??!? Get fucked asshole.
robby1051
English is tough when drinking...
yummylittledinosaur
Shit. I'm 42. I'll report back next year.
SimmyKantstanjurbitz
Old perverts is what they are.
jinglehimerschmidt
So we're not going to talk about the old Asian ladies who aggressively scrub their bush while making eye contact in the locker room?
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
I had no idea this was a thing.
Superchief86
Well now. This is a piece of reality I was not aware of.
Grrrg
Sure, no reason we can't.
RideTheStimutacs
Speaking of old Asian ladies, ever notice they always walk in the dead center of any path and wander so they're impossible to get around?
thelonepig
That's Asians. They have a much smaller personal bubble. They're not in your way, your way is just much much smaller than you think.
RideTheStimutacs
I find, at least in my area, that it's specifically the old women.
Corona688
I discovered in highschool "small personal bubble" means "forcing other people to go around you". I tried not bothering for a while. Amusing
fingerswipes
They are being assertive and establishing dominance
mynameismoreoriginalthanyours
Hahahahahahahaha
Sarcastica
I've taken my gr. 4 girls into the ladies change room at the pool following seniors swim. Older ladies have no problem with full frontal.
CptRobotNinja
Old people are just nasty. In general. I work in a nursing home and I love my little old folks but fuck me theyre nasty
rockriver74
Crap, I'm 42.
OverpricedCrayon
Part of the reason I quit a gym was there were too many naked old dudes for a locker room that size
Mikeyhouser
You don't however want to blow dry under the crotch moisture can build up and really start to smell.
kanodogg
You think there would be a market for some kind of "sling", a "bra" of sorts for the nutsack that you can wear starting when you are young
Paintmanusa
Uh, jock strap.
eli808
Frigo underwear has a pouch for a man's entire junk to sit in. Supposed to help keep the junk from sticking to the legs, but also support.
kanodogg
I gotta look into that, sounds intriguing
superanth
It's such a disturbing cultural holdover to just wander around naked. I was going to a gym a while back that had a shower room, no stalls.
Anklehurthumpthesink
Seriously old dudes in the gym don't give a fuck. They will try to hold a conversation with nothing but a towel over their shoulder.
RCGUY
I will never eat a fried egg again
squiek
Do your balls hang low? Can you swing 'em to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Spookyghostmoccasins
You had me at "minimally wrinkles coin purse"
stevenlargent
I could tell I was getting older when my balls started floating in the shower.
Sheepyhead
Being naked is awesome though
wherearemytesticles
Scrotal Descension sounds like an awesome name for a metal band!
StanJeff
Older you get the less you care.
dejavutoyoutoo
Then I must be ancient
caitlynnrivers
Isometimesseedeadpeople
35 yo here. I concur and I love it!
420B0ngRips4Jesus69
Idk I'm 28 and my ballsack looks like a white pillowcase with 2 eggs in it and I try my best not olto showcase the old longballs.
BellaKiss
Young dudes: What's your hang up with being naked? This is probably the best you'll look between now and the sweet, sweet grave.
ThatDirtyOldMan
Bingo
flowercrab
And the older you care, less get you! the
WeHavePi
...are you having a stroke, sir? Would you like me to cover your testicles up before you die?
flowercrab
the ANdolder! !you GetCare ,,you,t! he .;LESS
jjm152
This. I look at all the anxiety young people have and I just get fucking tired. I just don't have any fucks to give any more.
ThanksToDenialImImmortal
At this rate i propably should be worried of how much i don't care When i'm 60, if i gave a fuck.
icanmakeayomamajokeoutofanything
I give zero fucks at all. Let the beans hang.
Raecracy123abc
Yep work at a university & was using the gym close to closing hit me like a ton of bricks one day.. I'm now the old lady that barely covers
icanmakeayomamajokeoutofanything
Hahaha. That was a real chuckle.
potatothegreat
Is this the new "free the nipple"?
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Kinda
maintaineyecontact
AstronautChicken
YAAAAAAAAAY! YAY YAY YAY!
DepressiousOverwhelmous
Beanu bagu
TwoPluMaker
Who doesnt like being naked honestly?
Superchief86
It depends how I'm looking that day. And the lighting.
youcanttriplestampadoublestamp
EveryonesCousin
I prefer loose clothing. I have a lot of animals and don't like wet noses on my ass. Also live in TX and don't want butt sweat everywhere
UnknownSquid
1) I once got the (incredibly rare) opportunity to have the house all to myself for a full week one summer. I neither left the house nor put
UnknownSquid
2) any clothes on for the full week. Was a special time.
fantasticjack
Shirt with no bra and underwear is the most comfortable thing for me, being naked can be kind of uncomfortable sometimes
Chemeli
The ones who downvoted you probably.
voodoosexdoll
Me. I'm a little self conscious
NotACanadian
Same
Aepsy
I dont even like seeing myself naked. Iassume everyone else shares this opinion.
VeteranVegetarianVeternarian
Never assume anything it'll make life easier
Aepsy
To clarify i meant everyone shares in the opinion that *I* am better off clothed. Ive seen others naked. Pretty hot.
CarlosOfNightvale
I honestly Iove being fully naked and just walking around and posing in the mirror. Human anatomy is great, and you're your own best example
ElizaMDancer
Nope. I like being naked. Don't mind nakedness one bit-- mine or another's
ForgivingCat
No, I like seeing you naked.
pajamallamadrama
Me! Also can't stand anyone touching my bare stomach. Everywhere else is fine. It's strange, I know.
tr3buchet
But thats the best part!
Strostkovy
I always wear socks
mobiustwo
Your one of those.
spazzysquirrel
Damn rights. Don't know what's on that cold, dirty floor.
MackdomblesDarbleChaiseBarga
Prude.
potatothegreat
Etzael? My friend says he always wears socks during sex
Strostkovy
I'll let you know if I get that far
thevortexmaster
Never nudes?
presidentjoebiden
I mean, I like my long personal showers but I have low self-esteem and a bad body image so...
labyrinthconvention
Do zones
KleptoGizmo
extraordineric
BaconOnARock
Around other men that are complete strangers?
lazyboomerang
thoubias95
Old men in locker rooms usually do know each other wery well as they have met there at least once a week for a few years and counting
toomuchtimetowaste
You feel more comfortable naked, with your close male friends?
Sheepyhead
Yes, you might have something they don't
MyMeatballs
Reminds me of the old guys at my gym who love getting into the sauna naked and sitting across from you
Fujidude
You should try the hot baths in Japan. The only thing that makes it weird are Americans thinking everybody's looking at them.
MacFluffy
Ehm, everybody is naked in the sauna! What is your point exactly?
nysouthpaw
As an American, saunas are a little different here. Much sketchier, more perversion. From now on I'll pass unless it's outside the US.
GnomeHomo
Sounds like you've been in a gay sauna.
sundayturkey
Aye, if you're not comfortable being nude in a sauna then you need to take another beer and throw more löyly. Maybe omit beer at gym sauna.
cornertrail
its a generational thing, its the same guys who are scared to use a bathroom with a woman inside it
NotACanadian
I mean I wouldn't either they're using it...you gotta go when you gotta go but it never hurts to wait your turn
StiIIalivelhope
*IT'S
notme222
I'm scared to be in a hallway with a woman. Never mind generations. Women are just scary!
WTFUnicorns
BOO!
WTFUnicorns
BIES! There. Not scary.
SexualConsent
Well now it's just turned weird
WTFUnicorns
That's what I do. I make it weird.
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aTokenOfMyExtreme
Damn dude, that sounds frustrating!
thevortexmaster
I'm married. I've had explosive diarrhea while my wife's in the same room flossing her teeth
thatguyisreallydeep
And it wasn't even the bathroom
BananaAddedForScale
https://youtu.be/bW7Op86ox9g
yourcommentisstupid
Gotta be careful these days. A woman's testimony is always taken as truth.
WhatAWorldWhatAWorld
That's funny.
raidleadergutts
Lol you triggered all the feminists. You aren't allowed to shit in their "Women are always victims & never abusers!" narrative.
Womjem
Not all the feminists, just the loud idiots that now unfortunately represent the cause. Real feminists want equality, which means that (1)
Womjem
There are some issues for men we'd like to fix. Court issues and lack of care and compassion for male rape victims are some examples.