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Fun fact: Mozart had a lowbrow sense of humor and enjoyed poop jokes..
gursai
Nicholas Offerman = Nick Offerman = Ron Swanson
RavensEquinox
Is the fat guy pitching in #23 ShitheadSteve or what, I need to know pls.
vanishingggirl
Up voted for Keanu
MaliciousFishes
But...that IS a stuffed animal. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/10/article-2306704-193176C6000005DC-572_634x657.jpg
TosokTheRodentHunter
man Keanu Reeves looks great for 100
Icedthundergod
"Baby alpacas look like stuffed animals" that's because it is a stuffed animal, so to speak to. It ain't real.
MrPeanutButtersDog
RolandTheLastGunSlinger
These all made my day. Thanks!
CyanideCore
ThatDwarfWhoStealsYourOpinions
That first one hits home. Your friend who basically lists all of your embarrassing traits when you're trying to meet new people.
MyRespectableAlterEgo
own them. make fun of yourself, then you look secure, and he's exposed as the dick he is.
Zinc771
A dump worthy of spending another 15 minutes on the toilet. Thank you friend
wheresthebaby
15 min? More like 2 min.
YoloSwagginsAndTheKnightsOfTheRoundTable
It took you 15 min to go through this??
TheGrumpest
The baby alpaca one ... Is a stuffed animal.
bob3rt
#16 is Savage af. I like it
bananatootes
How has no one already mentioned this? I guess I'm going to have to be that guy but those aren't sheep. They are mountain goats.
AccordMoanEye
Thank you!
MyRespectableAlterEgo
The key difference being that sheep ask for money for the bus, whereas mountain goats say it's for a phone call
MrPeanutButtersDog
That just made it even more funny to me XD There are big horn sheep not to be confused with mountain goats but really it's about that look!
Darrth
Jesus fucking Christ, that cat at #10 breaks my heart....
YourLittleHoodratFriend
I don't get the tinder one. Explain cuz I dim
AccordMoanEye
Wow, some actual new ones. Good job!
DontNeedReason
However, the thumb holding the Nick Offerman picture is definitely coated in nail polish.
wtoddp
I just figured dude who said it likes his pretty nails and thought, "well, he's not wrong"
kenlee3377
I'm glad I wasn't the only one that saw that
CorneliusCornwall
Woman can be men. Didn't you watch mulan?
Nize426
I think it's pretty common to find pictures on the internet and submit it with your own caption. I'm sure there's sites dedicated to that.
EpicTeddyBear23
Yes Nick Offerman was more of a man than you because you're a woman...
neologism
This was the perfect length for an actual dump.
skelitor120
Nothing keeps the sadness away. It has lured me with ephemeral happiness and embraced me in dead remorse. I can't sleep anymore.
MrLegger
But honestly, I respect that kid's selfie game. That picture was flawless.
danielw650
Am I the only one who noticed the guy's ass cheek in the last picture?
TryAndStopMe
Keanu Reeves is a beautiful man.
Captainplanetmotherfucker
You and I both know that both of us are very much deep in love with him.
bananabelly
And he's like 25 in that picture--"Point Break" time. *sigh*
imustbeinthewrongmeeting
At that time he was an FBI - AGENT!
bananabelly
100% UTAH! I'll just leave this here... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpDC-mqxZUY
catwilsonaz
TIL when you click "download" on iPhone, it downloads all the pictures in the album
Varimothras
Mozart liked music. He loved poop jokes.
Entitle
That's not a baby alpaca. That's a felted toy alpaca
LePetitBiscuit
The "baby alpaca" is literally a doll made of felted wool.
infomuffin
THANK YOU
theletterk
Thaank you, was so close to saying this before finding your comment :)
infomuffin
But crias are super cute
Derrickjc
It appears nick offerman was superman at 17
tonyabottsbudgie
I can't picture him doing his cute little giggle at 17.
JohnnyTitelips
The fuck you mean "at 17?" He's Superman now.
thecontractor
I'm glad someone else saw that, too.