Tuesday Phone Clearing Dump (Mostly GAMING MEMES) #761

Feb 18, 2025 9:05 AM

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1. New streamer rage bait simulator just dropped. For real, this would be a cool game also the dude has some sweet moves

2. This is how we make important live decisions

3. Oh, the Kingdom will definitely COME

4. UM EXCUSE ME!

5. BOSS PIGEON at the end of the bird game

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7. Instantly obliterated

8. No idea why anyone (who's not a reviewer) has done this in the history of the world. Upvote if you never pre-orederd a game in your life

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11. Playing multiplayer with your homies

12. New AAA Ubisoft game just dropped:
- Expectations
- Reality

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14. Starving it is

15. Just added this event to my game - If the player is idle for too long, The Developer assumes you're sleeping and spawns a gravity-propelled wake-up device. Do you like this little Easter egg?

P.S. If you enjoyed this dump, you’ll probably love the wacky humor of my game. If you’d like to support small indie devs, adding it to your wishlist would be truly appreciated: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2336120/Do_Not_Press_The_Button_Or_Youll_Delete_The_Multiverse/

#8 Sometimes it makes sense to pre-order, though not terribly often. For example, I loved the original Mass Effect and pre-ordered the second and third games knowing it was reasonably likely I'd love those, too, and got some day 1 DLC for free in the process.
By the same token, I pre-ordered Andromeda, got much less impressive pre-order freebies, and the game didn't quite hold up...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I pre-ordered pokemon Violet. I will never pre-order a game again.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#12 Ooops, excuse me, I mean AAAA games

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

#5 - nobody is looking at the mask 🍆

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is the reloading from your game as well? The first one was my favorite

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#1 For sure easier said than done but - IMHO - the safest way to get into it would be to step onto the left track once the rear end has cleared it followed by a brave jump into the Cab one it rotates in.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#5 for a very muscle-y guy, birdman is surprisingly very flexible. Amazing

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#6 Well, I read Yuval Noah Harari's book about that and dunno, considering how much they had to work for it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 id say where’s osha, but im pretty sure that’s gone by now.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 I've only done two pre-orders in my life. Both were Final Fantasy 7. Remake and Rebirth with statues. No regrets.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 well that is one way to die

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#11 obligatory 'gay sex is weird'

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Looks fun though

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bro said:

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 I pre-order for 2 main reasons. To support the developers and when I already know I'm going to like the game. Only regretted it a single time.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

$5.20 is an unusual price.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#13 Matthias Schlitte, German professional arm wrestler, with a birth "defect" giving him a way stronger and longer right arm than his left one.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Um... that's Rassle, one of Professor Xavior's students.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wonder how he'd go at left-hand wrestling.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if I want a handy from leftie? Leftie is bestie.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#8 It had a purpose for me in the past - My internet was not great, and pre-ordering meant I could preload the game. Now I have gigabit fiber, so downloading even a large game like Cyberpunk 2077 doesn't take long.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guess they could have waited for the diesel to run out...
Instead of risking injury - something, something OSHAAAAA

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#12 online vs when you meet in person

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There are 2 reasons I'll pre-order. 1) the pre-order copy comes with extra stuff. Skins/weapons etc. 2) i have the money now, I don't know if I'll have the money on release.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

#8 No, I pre-order games because I'm a sucker who allows himself to be hyped up and the idea of playing it a little early and getting some bonus content makes me forget that I always regret pre-ordering something.

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

I don't see any issue in pre order if it is something you enjoy, I wouldn't pre order based on no information, NMS was a prime example (even though they have surpassed and made up for it 10x over). That said, if Elite Dangerous didn't have the thousands of backers it did, on Kickstarter, it wouldn't have been made.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I wouldn't really count crowd funding as a preorder. But every time I've preordered a game I've been vastly disappointed, with one exception and that was for someone else.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well I technically pre ordered Satisfactory, and I have over a thousand hours in it, I have pre ordered some games that I wasn't a fan of, and I have brought games well after release that I didn't enjoy... So yeah, I don't think pe-ordering is a bad thing.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 Risky business! I would probably have let it run out of whatever it is running on.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

2 shift changes later...

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That size vehicle might have 400 liter diesel tank, so it would maybe take a while!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I got time

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#8 I've only pre-ordered Subnautica because I knew I absolutely wanted it, I saved money doing it, and I didn't want to wait for a sale.

2 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 3

I pre-ordered Mass Effect 3 but back then you needed the physical media.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Spore was the last game I pre-ordered. Possibly the last game I bought in a shop too. Never again to preorder.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea there's 3 criteria for me to pre order a game. It's a series I collect and there's a physical reward for it. The discount is worth it and I'm confident/have already played it to know its worth, or it's in early access and there's enough content to be worth its price.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I preorder for these two conditions if both are met: game series or developer known to make games I like, and two: a steel book. I love steel books that's how they get me

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sometimes you get bonus weapons/skins/etc when you preorder.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Yes, but that's not a good thing.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I pre-ordered Star Citizen because I liked that sort of game, and recently we'd only been getting FPS games. I kinda regret it now, the gameplay and playability is definitely not up to par. Especially considering the ridiculously long development cycle.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like I grew up on flight sims and starcraft. But these days all we get are new FPS games, battle royal, extraction shooters, ect...

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only if you ignore the entire indie scene and just focus on AAA games.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 Sorry, I could only overlook personality for a hookup, but not for anything meaningful. I'm asocial under the best cricumstances, having to tip toe and mask around people is incredibly taxing.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What game is #10? That's hilarious!!

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, inquiring minds want to know. Shadow and I are curious AF.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Battlefield Hardline
https://youtu.be/EbOPXatN0IA

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ty the 3 arm reload is fucking funny

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pre-order? Nah, wait til it's on sale, the bugs should be ironed out by then.

2 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Maybe, free on Epic is usually the best time.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I usually like to go see movies while they are in the cinema, but for games I wait for a month or two, unless the developer is REALLY reliable, but who knows. (I had great time with RDR2 for example and GTA VI will probably be great on Day 1)

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I usually wait a year or four for the game of the year bundle with all the bug fixes, patches, and dlc included. I did make an exception for Baldur’s Gate 3.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll preorder anything by fromsoft without hesitation or regret, this year I'm planning on pre-ordering Borderlands 4 and GTA 6, but I do my best to resist preorders in general.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah, BL4 might be my 2nd ever pre-order. First one was the Pre-Sequel. I just love the series so much. No, wait. I think I pre-purchased Kingdoms of Amalur: RE Reckoning.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I've loved all the Borderlands games dearly, even wonderlands with its absolute ripoff DLC. The new gameplay trailer has me pretty pumped but I have to wait til September. Gonna be a long year. Kingdoms was a great little game, had a lot of potential for a new IP, not really sure what happened to it.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Financial shit. But the re-reckoning fixed a lot, plus added a new story DLC.
I just finished FF7 Rebirth and don't know what to play.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 You don't want to know what happens when it hits 16 turns to the right...

2 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 6

There's no way that's accurate. It spins 5 or 6 times in just the minute this video is. I highly doubt that it has only been spinning for less than 2 minutes before someone started recording

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

You have a hard time with sarcasm don't ya?

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

No, no no, its righty-tighty, lefty loosey.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It is reverse threaded.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's only for one of your bike's pedals, he saved it from locking so tight, he'd need pliers to loosen it again.
Not all heroes wear capes, but this guy nearly wore a rock hammer attachment!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His ass almost got a pounding of a lifetime.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Every other post here ends up being an ad nowadays

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Meh, this one is actual content not just "I found this cool thing, oops it was mine all along".

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

This one has been doing some solid dumps with an ad at the end for awhile now.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Alright, fair enough. My personal opinion is if it's a solid dump it's a solid dump. I rarely read dump text anyway.

That said, if you're against ads, this obviously is, so I won't argue. Also, the user is an actual, real, imgur member not a drive-by bot (almost a decade here).

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wasn't complaining. It's an unobtrusive add, and the name of the game has led to some funny interactions with the poster in the past. I would definitely press the button.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh I didn't think you were complaining, sorry if it came out like you were being critical! Just if someone's gonna be a community member, and also put in the work to make a decent dump, I don't mind a link but understand those who disagree (cause could easily become bot-driven slippery slope!).

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#15 No. Don't waste time implementing features that only occur when the player isn't there. I had to argue against 'crowds in a AAA racing game booing you if you aren't going anywhere', on the basis that the player has gone to the loo. Good for if anyone is streaming the game, I guess tho?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Hundreds of video games have something like this, both Mario 64 and Sonic games have them sit then lie down if the player doesn't move.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Most of Sonic's entire personality in the first game is when you're standing still not doing anything. You learn that he's an impatient wise ass.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

While I agree, in my game there is a sign that tells you that this might happen (it has some meta elements) so it's kind of a reward for players that want to wait and see what happens. And it took me less then an hour to implement. But overall you are right and I wouldn't do anything more complex that this.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Whotf downvotes a dev having fun IN THEIR GAME for THEIR USERS?

Good on you devvy dude, good on you! Also, personally, as someone who professionally wrote easter eggs into movies for the crazies on YouTube to go through frame by frame, and then create thousands of videos analyzing them?

These things *can* actually make a difference, so it's smart, solid marketing, low effort, potentially high reward, and makes you (and me) happy!

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I don't think anyone is downvoting but thanks for adding your opinion. I never tought it could be a marketing move, but something like that can go viral. Can you share what have you worked on or link to an Eater Egg of yours? I'm sooo sooo curious now!!! :)

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You were at 0! And Bright was my first "big" one, so much graffiti and backstory and cultural commentary in the background/ads/etc. Even the layouts of one of the buildings is from a famous video game :)

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahh amazing : ) I have been extra on local movies shot around here and I love just watching the little detail the film crew add. In some scene some objects are not even in frame and people still took the time to add them. You have my respect for trying to come up with stuff like this :)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus fuck. #1 I thought the risk was just getting clobbered by the spinning arm. Dude almost got torqued into red jelly.

2 years ago | Likes 194 Dislikes 1

The number of safety systems that would have to be bypassed to have an uncontrolled machine is high.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I've played enough platformers to see that there's plenty of time to enter on each rotation, just have to time it well.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, almost lost his life to save time and some diesel

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep! No job is worth risking my life. I'd let that bitch run out of gas. Check on it tomorrow.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have played enough video games. I would ace this.

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Just get close, look at the cockpit and press e. I've seen it done by fighter pilots all the time.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Famous last words.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I grew up timing vines and crocodiles on Atari Pitfall. Hold my beer

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeah but the walker will really slow you down, fellow Gen X/early Millennial

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i thought for sure there has to be an unconscious operator still in the excavator or something, to literally risk your life getting in there. otherwise i'd just set up a perimeter and wait until the machine runs out of power, like wtf?!

2 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

100% staged for internet points too. Would have been a terrible thing to die for.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

he's probably the guy that got out whilst leaving it on 'spin'

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I have, like, 3 or 4 clues that this is from a part of the world where OSHA is not really a priority.

2 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

So USA in few weeks?

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Where I worked yesterday

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bruh

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Is one of them that the IG account is called Arabiandailynews?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, you're not bad. But the biggest hint is how he chooses to approach an out of control piece of heavy machinery wearing safety plaid.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey, you know what they say in the industry. Safety third.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know, right? Just go get a beer and come back when it's off. Easy peasy.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Our machines usually get filled up every two days or so of throttled up work, they aren't nearly as big, and this one is probably just idling. I agree with you, I'm just saying it's going to be a lot more than one beer.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

More than one beer? Even more of a reason.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't specify the size of the beer. :P

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fair

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0