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Any flat earth theorists out there who feel misrepresented around the globe? In a post about food you can find proof the earth is flat. Fact
Tjitso
That's a lot of rice
hashbaz
"Its a fucking peanut butter sandwich you twat!" - Gordon Ramsey, probably.
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
#2 only 1 slice per meal? Pathetic.
annonymouse211
pocktio
I mean, he must have asked for no onions right? What a brain fart.
whatspaulplayingtoday
Can I get some context on the small child with a pillow strapped to its back?
textilelover
It's dressed as sushi. The pillow is the (probably yellowtail tuna) fish and the white suit is the rice.
WhathasmylifecometooIshouldjustdrinkbleach
It took me a minute to realize it meant shame and not ehams
Schex44
To be fair if you prepacked and are 1 slice of pizza per meal you'd probably lose weight
Jennyfromthedock
Any Brits out there? Is that Charlie off of Eastenders???
thatsALOTofnuts75
Omg the Nutrients bag one is me/mine. Didn't know it was floating around lol
Brutus27
Are we just going to ignore the fact that there is a very cute baby in a food and drink dump??
mottledbear
Are we not eating babies anymore?
jkpotatoe
It's wearing a sushi costume
Brutus27
Missed that! Was really concerned for a sec
definitelynotafakename
I modestly propose that is an Irish baby
RadhikaRoy
Yeah, that's the dump.
thatdudethatslonely
Butt nuggets omfg....
tsunayou
mmmm food, my favorite thing to eat.
Toksique
What is your second favorite thing to eat after food ?
LlamaBacon
The blood of the innocent.
rockfireman
Booty
CaptainTiddlemittens
air
theplagiarist
rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something.
textilelover
Gotta love Mitch.
TraceOfHumanity
"I'm crying" "I can't breathe" "I'm dying" "Call an ambulance" Quit talking about it and just die already.
ByzantiumBall
CaaAAAN DO!
oohyoureintroublenow
activeingredientisawesomeness
Kid is dressed as sushi
thesplashingblumpkins
thank
intolerable
"Well I know one cow - you!"
idrinkcheapbeer
What's with the taco one? are those ice cubes?
mousezoey
Oh actually that's an original from me, friend asked for a taco for a poster. They're tomatoes or something :)
stannel
idrinkcheapbeer
You should post some of your original art.
mousezoey
I might some time :)
WitchyVixen
That's a pretty small hole for the violated cranberries
Durnstaros
http://pennyarcade.wikia.com/wiki/Fruit_Fucker_2000
MysteryX95
bobtheslayer
Pretty sure that's a GBTL or LTBG and where is the Q?
GiggleBeard
3 slices of pizza a day would roughly total 900 calories. If your goal was to lose weight it'd work. I dont recommend but I aintcho daddy.
AwkwardKaffs
As a biochem student, I am lovin those all-natural ingredient lists too much.
BattleBorn84
As a biochem student you are a fuckmothering badass
ohdearohdearohdeer
So are they accurate? Serious question.
AwkwardKaffs
Idk if it includes everything, but they at least look legit. They have references to each of the four "molecules for life"
Metohl
As a not biochem student, I agree. I want more!
StonesOnTheHill
As a student not biochem, I disagree. I want none.
ScienceKitty
Biochem student here too, best just to bite your tongue when people say they follow a chemical free diet!
StannumStannum
Chemist here: I disagree - it's better to at least try to educate them. My temperament might not agree after hours w. stupid responses ...
whatdoesdonkeylike
I'm pretty sure eggs don't have lactose in them...
DaniaAudax
Question: what is aqua and how is different from water?
HellfireJags
My college has those exact lists posted outside of one of the chem labs. Instantly recognized them. Also, chem students FTW!
doctorbees
As a toxicologist, same.
CornHolelio
Man, look at all those tasty esters.
AwkwardKaffs
Smellin so gooood
CornHolelio
Indeed, I love making esters. Not as fun as other chemicals but safe and you make everything smell nice.
transcend
FRESH AIR
Mistruths
Fun fact! Literally the only all-natural thing we consume is water, and even that is processed dozens of times before drinking.
inferno34
Kinda think bs on them, potassium isn't even listed on the banana
ViktorZnik
E515 is potassiumsulphate.
inferno34
Touché then, tks for the info
fivefootone
My mum has an immunology degree, taught me most of what I know about science and still says processed food is everything wrong w/ the world
Krtz
Blueberries: sugar 10% (fructose 48% + sucrose 40% + Sucralose 2%) What kind of sugar is the last 10% of the sugar?
Krtz
Glucose not sucrose*
AwkwardKaffs
48 + 40 + 2 = 100% of the sugar that makes up 10% of the overall blueberry composition
Mistruths
48+2 = 50 + 40 = 90.
AwkwardKaffs
Oh shit, I'm an idiot, you right. This is what I get for not using a calculator. Well, I googled, and according to the Journal of Berry (1/2
AwkwardKaffs
Research, blueberries are 50% glucose. 49% fructose, and 1% sucrose. (2/2)