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Jul 28, 2016 8:01 PM
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princeaizen
um... what do they do with all the cake scrap?
killlatwix
The styrofoam makes me sad.
jnnfrhll
By reading the comments I seem to be a very rare person who actually enjoys fondant.
xNaTaSx
Made out of semi edible clay.
Gofmin
Spoiler alert, it taste like shit.
Capcash
First reaction: LOL they are making a penis cake! ... Oh.. I'm ruined! :(
ShoopDeDoop
I bet it tastes like shit.
munchkinsmom
Always bugs me that they don't wear gloves.
Shepsus
So long as they properly wash there hands, there is no reason to wear gloves.
munchkinsmom
I just can't help thinking about sweat and arm hair. I may have issues with germs...
canadianbunnyeh
fondant is gross
moustic
I'm sorry but this looks fucking disgusting ... also who wants to eat a dog ??
customcartoons
Needs a banana for scale!
Gingrvitis
All that wasted cake...
MrSeamus
Slower you slut
MikeTornado
This is more of a fondant/styrofoam sculpture than a cake. Looks like a dog, and probably tastes like his asshole as well.
thenameyouwontrememberanyways
Does it bother anybody else that these people are touching that cake, that someone else is going to eat, with their bare hands?!?
SoupCanMan
It's cake covered in fondant. No one is gonna eat any of that. Well, no one with functioning taste buds.
jj1520
You pussy
Shepsus
So long as they wash there hands. No, it does not.
ArrowSwyfte
NICE CAKE!
DarnMe
I prefer good cakes to "nice" ones. I can't relate to people that like these culinary abominations. Not even when I was 6.
SaintMaceToTheFace
But it's covered in fondant....who actually wants that
Gib00
I'm just glad it wasn't a dickbutt at the end...
WorstShotEver
Yeah was expecting that too
Standingranby
What's a cake like that cost? $350?
natistar
Has to be double that I would guess. The amount of work. Depending where you are just per slice may start at $4
dontmagpie
thats not cake. thats clay. not edible.
CorneliusCornwall
I want cake not Styrofoam and fondant.
mexifra
Yes! A real decorator can do the same with icing that a hack can do with fondant
SoupCanMan
"I want a sculpture made of playdoh, but make it out of sugar, cardboard and sawdust" And, thus, fondant was invented.
EinsteinsFitAsAFiddle
I mean, there is a fuckton of cake in the body of that thing, but yeah I get it. Maybe rice crispy treat would be better.
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
I THOUGHT IT WAS RICE CRISPY TREATS?!
CaptainWolfrandthe42
Fondant more like Fondon't. I'll see myself out.
CorneliusCornwall
No, stay
CaptainWolfrandthe42
If you so desire
Mud3
I've always wanted to eat a dog...
Baldgorilla
I've always heard that dog tastes like hotdogs.
kepler20c
A flight to Korea is probably a lot cheaper than that cake.
TheCriticsWereConciseItOnlyTookFourLines
Especially one who looks just like Ol' Blue
Kaitou
Visit your local Chinese buffet now!
DoctorDegenerate
I've always wanted to kill a man.
Kazuki11
Wercome to china
OrinocoTheWomble
The dog is 60 years old?
Fuckweasel
Fondant is an abomination! Before anyone tells, I'm aware of marshmallow fondant. It too is an abomination, nothing should be that cloying.
Howdidjadewdat
uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
That's a high quality gif
SirPooperTScooper
Hahahhahhaha
Jonmbram
Babies are so dumb.
xBOMBKINGx
#traumatized
EverybodyAtCostcoLovesUsSoHard
ABonkeysManana
"Just the way you tell the story tony"
veilsidebpu
I can't tell, is that kid laughing or crying?
AlexVedeem
I think he scared himself then laughed
SirPooperTScooper
Def crying. Scared/sad cos he broke his cake
Daruupa
Anybody else think it was going to be a dick? No? Just me? Ok
BobberAnne
No, I thought so too.
Shepsus
I thought it was going to be dickbutt. Then I thought Slowpoke, and then the dog. Needless to say I need to adjust my expectations
PuppiesAndFireball
What do they do with all that extra cake they cut off?
bentwrenches
My dad used to make cakes. Us kids got the cut offs.
TrowelAndError
Sometimes they make cake pops.
Bwaaauhtterfree
Asking the real questions!
natistar
Throw it out or freeze if for cake pops
ClevelandCavaliers
Anyone else think its a waste of cake?
pigeonsareliars
This is art.
ClevelandCavaliers
but what did they do with the cake shavings?! ( as a fat guy )
pigeonsareliars
Goes into scrap for other projects (another fat guy who worked in restaurant with cake)
natistar
^^yup or sometimes just trash when you have too much of it
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
WTF is that white crap inside the head? Also, fondant tastes like crap, I wouldn't eat any of that cake if my life depended on it.
sirbart
Weird.. I like it better than normal icing!
ravenclawesome
I love fondant. I had no idea I was in the minority here.
elShiz
There's marshmallow fondant which I've made before and it's a bit better than standard fondant.
nelsonwasamonkey
You can also use white chocolate and it is not as malleable but it delicious.
wideeyeddoe
Fondant is THE WORST.
imyourbellybutton
My mom makes AMAZING fondant. Makes it so it tastes like marshmallows. Or even jello flavored.
thecuteocalypseishere
just peel the fondant off, you don't have to eat it just because it's on there
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
The mere thought of how bad it tastes, makes me lose any appetite for cake. By then peeling it off is too late.
JamesDaviau
Brains... you eat them, to gain it's wisdom
emptykeg
Styrofoam. Which will taste better than the fondant
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Very true.
bzgl40
not all fondant is the same. Some is actually good
Purplegakiswack
Styrofoam
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Nasty. Might as well just use a plastic head then.
themiller
Fondant hatred seems like a silly thing to die over.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
sure, but that's not up to me anymore. The hatred is on command now!
AnonamooseUser
I was always under the impression that fondut was there just so you could do crazy stuff and it's technically edible.
z90xLG
I had some fondant on a cake in India and it was amazing.
ProfessorMatt
"Technically."
natistar
Basically is. I'm a baker and fondant gives you the opportunity to be creative since its like play doh. More options than just icing
AnonamooseUser
Didn't think anyone actually ate it...
pilotperson
I made marshmallow fondant once and it tastes much better than the usual stuff.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
If I get cake, I expect it's meant to be eaten.
wideeyeddoe
Even scraping the fondant off, it seems to ruin the cake.
AmiAthena
There is non-awful fondant, but in general I agree with you.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
I've had fondant-cake about 10 times, 10 different places, and it all tasted like cardboard soaked in sweetener.
incrediblysexyusername
Marshmallow fondant is amazing
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
I tried it, was not impressed at all.
alupnya
There really is tasty fondant. It depends on how much the business wants to make on a cake though. I've had fondant that was really good.
natistar
Yup fondant is very expensive especially when you use a lot of it. You can make from scratch but it's a pain in the booty