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Apr 10, 2018 12:57 AM
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Argoxe
Oh plz us Fins have been sitting on a mound of fire ants for generatins. Lame
curiousorigin
ikagawa
Nope nope nope. Already jumped into Lake Havasu once fully clothed because of those fuckers. Never again!
ficklampa
It's probably less deadly as the Tide Pods, so please go ahead. (no, don't)
HobbitOnStilts
Didn't Coyote Peterson do that?
Reportmeimawidowmain
instructions unclear, dick covered with ant bites now
BuckTurgid
Perhaps this is the original story of A Million Ants from Rick and Morty.
DimwittedSavant
Say g’day and out your arms around those spicy boys!
Imasinneryyc
Perfect way to weed out the tide pod idiots
MayorMcWeed
Used to blow those mounds up M80 fire crackers back when the skies were falling and the seas they were a boilin’
GeeseWithFleece
Don’t go in half-assed. New challenge: EAT a mound of fire ants. Prove yourself.
PeanutTechno
Who comes up with these?!? The cinnamon challenge, then tide pods, and now this? Really?
OrangeFlavours
Unfortunately, this is too difficult to do from home, kids would be too lazy to go and find a mound of them.
Kaesden
We should have just encouraged the tide pod eating. Eat more soap kids! More concentrated the better!
cowboysoilfield
+1 to support Darwin! Spread the awareness!
aesoprockafella
I endorse this message.
PippyStrelly
Hi, I'm coyote Pearson..
JesseBjornson
I had to take down 7, 200ft towers in pine bluff Arkansas.. cutting off anchor heads 18 inches below surface of some fire ant mounds sucked
Jlee173
As someone allergic to fireants, this makes my insides itch...
SwedishFlopper
I have hugged the ants and they have hugged me.
eppykaze
All videos must be a minimum of 5 minuets long
RandomMagus
5 minuets? Will boleros or ballads work?
CrazyLikeEd
No. Find a partner, put on a powdered wig, and sort your shit out.
eppykaze
Always fun to see where a brain fart goes.
AmbiguousGardens
Spicy boi hugs
NerdN1
I'm imagining a psychopath who gets people to murder themselves by starting these sorts of memes rather than killing people themselves.
ZKrock
Shhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kaesden
I mean if people are that dumb to do what a meme tells them to do... I'm not going to complain if the gene pool gets a bit of cleansing.
humanoidtyphoon
Already did that was 4 years old and was going after a frisby in Florida didn't know till I was in pain. Luckily there was a pool nearby 1/2
humanoidtyphoon
And I ran back and jumped I didn't know how to swim but was in pain. Ever had to pop hundreds of blisters on your legs? It sucks
arcua19
I recently got a fire ant bite. When the blister popped it got infected with MRSA. Almost lost a limb to one if these fuckers
arcua19
*of - also, no fire ants do not carry MRSA. They do however leave awful blistered welts on me. The blister ruptured an left an open wound,
arcua19
Which then got infected with MRSA that I must've picked up somewhere (bite was on back of thigh - so anywhere I sat down)
TCTom
In basic training in Georgia, some jabrone put his hand in a hill of fire ants for $50. Drill sergeants were less than amused.
Tiavistus
Nope. Accidentally fell into one of these as a kid. The only thing that happens is your mom throws you naked into the tub.
savagestarshine
I was sick for a week. Missed a trip to the zoo as a kid.
kittyanya
Can confirm. Grandma had giant piles around her farm and I fell into one.
ProfessorDumbass
Put ... put your dick in it
whoopsywoo
No, are you crazy? Stuff a handful up your ass.
TrueDankMemeLord
Tear your scrotum open and funnel them into your ballbag
BigRedMonkeyButts
"ballbag" +1
ZKrock
whitewashsurfer
Raise the stakes and tea bag the hill
PoppinLochNessHopster
I would much MUCH rather tea bag the hill than hug it. Way fewer ant bites.
rodrigosanchez
well, do something and put it on the fucken internet, don't be a non-ant-hill fucken loser!
idontenglishsorry
YouTwoStayHereAndMakeSureHeDoesntLeave
PianoMan2112
This might be more appropriate:
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DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
Put Ben Gay on the bag
TrueDankMemeLord
Better yet, tear your scrotum open and funnel them into your ballbag.
Theslysandwhich
Theslysandwhich
DeepFriedColostomy
I saw a gif where a guy dipped his dick and balls into a swarm of angry ants.
Fluffycorn
I think I already know the answer but: How did it go?
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Fluffycorn
Well I guess its like hundreds of Handjobs at once ;)
SoftwareEngineerWithNotEnoughSalary
relsky
When I was in HS, I knew kids who would see who could keep their arm in the pile longest. Winner got the money that was thrown on the mound.
Astramancer
My friend would have taken you all to the cleaners. For some reason fire ants never bit him, even if he stuck his hand in the mound.
alecdshope
Even with money involved that still sounds stupid.
MikeMcAwesome91
What's the record?
relsky
I don’t remember but it was minutes, not seconds. I do remember a kid made about $50 once.
sacrosanctt
They all died. Ants used the money to add a swimming pool.
ziralien
Oh, yes. Do it. Start this trend.
RishiMaru
What exactly is the challenge here? What would one need to do? ... I'm not doing it, not asking for a friend. I'm curious.
LordTesla
Threadnomancer
Dew it!
OliverKlosof
JayEnfield
Do it for... Uhhh... Cancer. Yes. Cancer research. Tag your friends to hug ants for cancer.
taodelasoul
With honey on the wee wee
GuyInTheBack
What about the girls?
ChaotikWolfi
put...put your dick in it!
coolwaterNJ
It's already been started. College kids are doing it across the country
SoachTieTraveler
Can't PewDiePie or Logan Paul or someone do a "Recycle Challenge" and kids all-over would upload of clips of themselves recycling sh*t.
Ravenbreaker
Doesnt PewDiePie do that weekly on LWAY? or his memereviews?
IndexPlus
Yeah WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING?!
idontenglishsorry
FieryFarts
I’m gonna sponge! I’m gonna sponge!
IOnlyPostThatOneGorillaGif
KeepYourDickInAVice
Jameszombob
in the kitchen? come on! thats so unhygenic....
NuclearPowered
He’s a sponge tho... so wouldn’t that be cleaning?
theslowestsloth
Yes! Let's get to the bathroom
alittletime
Uh
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