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Part 1: https://imgur.com/gallery/BIXDZ
Part 2: https://imgur.com/gallery/d6m0y
Part 3: https://imgur.com/gallery/YlnzM
Part 4: https://imgur.com/gallery/CTEVS
Part 5: http://imgur.com/gallery/5inag
Part 6: http://imgur.com/gallery/24Lwd
Part 7: -- --
Part 8: http://imgur.com/gallery/fdU87
IllicitEloquence
Holy crap #47 has a bumber-sticker from my home town!
GetCurious
It's right there, yellow tube red lid, what's the problem
Larpheus
Laughed more than I should have at apartment 404
DrunkSnoopy
I hope that letter from Harvard is real
Cocacoladinosaur
Is #2 real? Did he tweet that?
esqueaks
Nope. That was McDonald Trump, a troll account
TheWulfrunian
PartiallyShavedSasquatch
I want that nightstand.
PookyButt
#5 the issue isn't going to be them finding the body. You will have motive, and will break. That's how most murderers are caught
TheMomaw
So you're saying we should only murder people that we have no reason to murder, that way we aren't suspected.
Herpinadur
#34 is definitely the nightstand of one of the Winchester boys.
Slugsie
#6 That's literally part of the plot of an episode of Red Dwarf.
ThaMaGebir
Smeg Head.
LoquaciousDude
404 room not found xD
lacunae8
#7 Fuck yeah I know what you mean!
Iosephus
#7, here you go:
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barackaflockaflame
I'm like 80% sure that #6 is a doctor who episode.
lordofhouselurker
#25 I hope its true
shetookeverything
I like #26 better
sonianosia
https://media.giphy.com/media/6rx0DuxxRcEyk/giphy.gif
JBoonski
#19 made me laugh a bit too much. If there is a hell, that's where I'm going
Matryoshka524
R/toomeirl4meirl
WeHavePi
Save me a seat next to Hitler.
LooksAtStupidCommentsOnTheInternet
I'll see you there.
SomeRandomArsehole
It's ok, Imgurians already have a table - er, metropolis - reserved.
LijepSakura
#36 the secret is to have a job to buy video games, then quit the job and play thr games you brought and then repeat until satisfied.
justthenextdoorneighboor
Would that suicide adapter really kill you though? The shock will never reach your heart just the one finger in the other finger out 1/2
MathewsPics
It would not kill you, no.
justthenextdoorneighboor
2/2 now maybe if you put a finger from each hand in there you could reach the heart?
YesPleaseSomeMore
My thoughts exactly
dietderpsy
Yes it could, you don't need to be holding it in two hands for it to shock you.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
One hand works if grounding thru heart to feet. This thing just immediately grounds thru other finger. It'll hurt, but doubt it'll kill.
dietderpsy
Is the centre pin not ground in these sockets?
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Probably; not familiar w/ nonUS outlets. Point is to insert self in circuit tween hot & neutral. "Grounds" thru finger not strictly correct.
metalfoto
CANADIANS HAVE FALLEN
LoganRichardson25
#31 Gritty McGrittyface
pipicacaboudin
I want to pass an imgur bill, from now on, let's crop out the "crying", "I can't breath" etc... all in favor say aye 1/2
pipicacaboudin
The rest can check my username 2/2
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
AYE
sonianosia
https://media.tenor.com/images/e2f4f851ed4349e366eee4f9575b4579/tenor.gif
STGxDante
#49 that's got to be an awesome professor.
SirSparblington
i did not understand where that astronaut story came from
MyNameIsTeddy
It was a clickhole article that posted fake quotes from many astronauts. It was just for funsies
Shamorza
It is similar to the plot of Solaris (1972) by Andrey Tarkovsky
AutumnsWinter
I'd really like to know the back story if there is one
EzPzLemonEz
Worst knock knock joke I've ever heard to be honest.
TrollPawtrol
It came from space...
OuchYoureonmyhair
Where nobody hears you scream.
BiliboyJenkins
So I was playing Pubg with some friends last night, and crashed in the lobby. I loaded back in and dropped with them to a jeep. (1)
BiliboyJenkins
First thing I know one of them is punching me, so I jump in the jeep and am like what the heck dude why hit me. He says is that you? You're
BiliboyJenkins
still on spawn island on my map. I was on their team but not showing up on their hud. Apparently I was the evil clone who replaced myself.
BiliboyJenkins
The original me died to the zone on the island. For the rest of the game they kept threatening to shoot me as an imposter.
frikadeli
Thelema
#34 whoever this is, they are ready for every eventuality. Or opportunity.
Hummingbirdbandit
#34 Are... are you Dean Winchester?
ThisJennarationThough
I hope it's a girl.
Hummingbirdbandit
I mean. Looks like my drawer, without the pentagram and goat's blood.
ILoveTomHiddleston
Def dean winchester. Also my first thought
SoPhoKingWong
#2 has got to be false. Surely he ain't that thick
questionableanswers
It is false, but I wouldn't put it past him to say something likely in the future.
Invada
Post has my down vote until he actually says that. Regardless of the likelihood of him tweeting something that stupid, we all have to be
Invada
unwilling to spread incorrect information.
zFUBARz
1) Here's a question though, He's blatantly called out immigrants as a problem and not just illegal ones, so with his family history as it
zFUBARz
2) stands. Are those numerous other tweets and speeches by him essentially as bad as summing it up in this fake one? Just a thought.
Invada
I'm not sure I get your precise point? I find it counter-productive to spread false information, because when it gets debunked as false..
esqueaks
It is indeed
UnpopularOpinionsGuy
#4 Isn't this untrue because the blue-eyed trait is recessive while brown eyes are dominant, so each parent could be heterozygous?
thewilx
If they were heterozygous though they'd be brown eyed not blue
AshenRider
The parents have blue eyes. You cannot be heterozygous and display the recessive trait.
therearenotenoughusernames
After extensive research I have found you are correct although it used to be widely believed to be impossible so the story could be true
NickRivieraMD
He's incorrect. But it is possible for two blue eyed parents to have brown eyed child, because it turns out eye color is polygenic.
UnpopularOpinionsGuy
Yeah, I knew it was something like that. I didn't do well in genetics.
IWannaStartACatCafe
But it's the parents who have blue eyes in this situation, not the kid. So the kid is adopted
TheRantingIrishman
If you murder someone don't bury the body in the ground. Dissect and dissolve with common household items. Burn clothing and dispose
ISeeSpiceyNips
I need to go to church now bye
Choc113
I would think a better idea would be simply eat the body. Not all at once mind. Chop up,freeze,eat whole thing over a few months.
Paydaprice
Good thing I came across this moments after my first kill.
RackhamTheRed
yes, please do that. and I'm totaly not working for forensics
TheRantingIrishman
Well if done sloppy like anything else CSI masters from Las Vegas will always find the truth!
facelessshadows96
Nah, ocean or lake dude, get you some carpet or some trash bags, hack him up, and weight those suckers down!
Britishchick17
What would you use to tie the package(s) that won't be weakened or disturbed by the water? Hypothetically...
wowiamgladthisnameisnttaken
Remember friends it's only illegal if you get caught ????
Tylendal
Six one foot holes is easier than one six foot hole. That's basic murder math.
ThaneofGlamis
Post-hole diggers are a pain in the ass. Do yourself a favor a get an auger for that shit.
ItWasLikeThatWhenIGotHere
The key is to do it in someone else's home....uh....so I've been told. Now I'm off to visit friends, but first I gotta load the car
Britishchick17
Oh you rascal! Need help?
ItWasLikeThatWhenIGotHere
Thanks for the offer, but I'm good! The key is manageable pieces. Glad I bought a wagon, these retractable cargo blinds are awesome.
RhorGath
Nah, just drop the body off at a pig farm, bones and all will be gone in like 30 min or some shit. Pigs are ruthless eatera
ExtraRains
Just don't put it down the drain! Goddamn it Dennis....
Gibbermouth
wait, dissect them? Dismemberment should be enough... unless... "Why did you kill him?" "FOR SCIENCE!"
DREAM88RUNNER
Dig twice as deep and bury body first, fill halfway bury dog ontop, cover hole
sirplayerone
If you live near a small civilian airport, a barrel of jet fuel should obliterate that body in a few hours.
slaitch
Jet fuel is just another grade of diesel, it's not going to dissolve a body in anything like a reasonable timespan.
SirAvocadoMan
You ignite it
InsanityWaffles
What if they have bones of steel?
TheWetLustyArgonianMaidRIP
Or soak chopped up body in bleach(destroys blood)separate meat,blend,and flush. Grind bones and bake into bread(to disguise) and dispose
OuchYoureonmyhair
Where are you chopping up the body? Even on the basement floor there will be remnants.
TheWetLustyArgonianMaidRIP
Has thou not watched Dexter? Plastic sheeting everywhere.
sonianosia
that's way too much work, dude. i think i just won't kill anybody https://media.tenor.com/images/7d1d998fd7337df2fd3ec20f056d7f86/tenor.gif
Shamwowser
Don't use bleach, use undiluted pool grade chlorine, that removes blood much better and makes it impossible to tell if there was blood.
TheWetLustyArgonianMaidRIP
Yes but if youre a murder suspect/close to victim it looks strange if you bought pool supplies without owning a pool.
Shamwowser
Pay cash or buy it for a friend who conveniently went out.
TheWetLustyArgonianMaidRIP
And kill said friend to eliminate loose ends.
ChaoticScholar
You feed them to pigs
DJMeowMixx
8min pigs can eat a body
stealyerfacerightoffyerhead
Do you know what nemesis means?
OuchYoureonmyhair
Have we learned nothing from Breaking Bad? Still need a giant vat that won't dissolve.
Toyfel
Breaking bad? Baking bread!
OuchYoureonmyhair
Baking Brad
Britishchick17
The Stewmaker from White Collar dissolved everything in a ceramic looking bathtub. Just trying to help.
ShkingsFuego
Are you in the RA?
TheRantingIrishman
Which one?
Sandrak
Two blue eyed people can have a child with brown or different colour eyes. Few % chance, but still possible.
Hyrkitekite
I'm sorry dude... you're adopted :(
fknbastard
He's lucky he didn't find out his Mom cheated and got pregnant from some affair.
aprecociousmustang
I was thinking the same
Haldark
That was my immediate thought. Even baring mutations. Doesn't Grandparents and shit still factor in abit? Memory of Science is lacking atm.
noReallyIamPrincessBob
Brown is dominant, blue is recessive, so theoretically you can only have blue with two blue alleles, no brown because it can't hide.
peeboner
Most people are born with either one, or three brown eyes.
theOGdumble
http://genetics.thetech.org/how-blue-eyed-parents-can-have-brown-eyed-children
MrTermsOfService
y. I think it's called epigenetics or something like that.
Megapedia
Phenotype vs genotype. The genes you have vs the genes you express physically.
Darthran
Epigenetics has to do with Gene expressions that result from environmental factors. So maybe? But I don't think that's the only explanation.
Pyyrokinesis
My family has an odd array of colors. Mom is hazel, dad is amber brown, brother is blue, my sister is dark brown, and I have super green.
umpbumpfizz
How are Homer and Depot doing? I... creeped your posts. They were adorable kittens. Have they grown big and strong? Are they floofy?
luposlipaphobia
Both my parents have blue eyes. All 5 of their daughter's have brown eyes.
MidgetRacer8192
what did their milkman look like?
JasonWaterfaIIs
Clearly all adopted from the same biological parents.
YiminRong
One parent has working HERC2 genes and the other has working OCA2 genes. Is one of your parents really light, like almost albino?
tyrroo
Does your dad's "best friend
stuartsparadox
So, does the mail man possibly have brown eyes?
dwigtyouignorantslut
Eye color is bizarre. Two parents: blue eyes and brown eyes. Four kids: 3 girls w/ green, one boy w/ brown. ?!
BritainsNuttiestGuy
Presumably 1 parent is BlueBlue while the other is BrownGreen. Brown is more dominant than green. All 4 kids should have recessive genes 1/2
BritainsNuttiestGuy
2/2 for blue eyes.
Whatifidontrememberthis
Blue eyes are recessive. You need two blue genes. If there's one brown, you get brown eyes. If you input have blue genes, you can't pass 1/2
DrSparken
Due to epigenetics you don't. A single blue can (rarely) express on its own as epigenetics disables the brown gene. Genetics isn't as >
DrSparken
simple as taught in high school; while recessive/dominant is common and usually dictates the result, it's never the only controlling factor.
Whatifidontrememberthis
on brown ones to your kids. Brown eyed people can have blue eyed kids because they might have an unexpressed blue gene, but both parents 2/?
Whatifidontrememberthis
would need to have the recessive blue gene and pass it on. Like 25% chance, I think, if I remember my punet squares. But blue eyed ppl 3/?
Whatifidontrememberthis
got blue and blue from their parents, so they have no brown to pass on.
MrTermsOfService
True dat. My parents have both brown eyes and I have blue. It comes from my grandfather who is the only one else with blue eyes in the famil
WeirdOneWithaWhip
Me too! both my parents have brownish hazel eyes and i have blue green hazel.
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DragonLordG
And if he had a mutated gene it would have gone green or a slightly different blue, not brown.
ashmenon
That's because (IIRC) blue eyes are a recessive gene. So blue from 2 browns isn't surprising. But brown from 2 blues is.
YaBoyJohnorrhea
Oh. Shit.
Bereman
On top of that, eye color isn't strictly based on recessive and dominant like other traits.
ashmenon
Oh? More details please :)
ThePiniestApple
I'd also like to learn more
Bereman
1) Some traits like height, body type, skin color, and eye color are "Polygenic" instead of recessive/dominant