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Aug 11, 2021 5:19 AM
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Zeterai
#5 Tried Caesar twice, failed both times...
understandable
#19 is it cos it's always dark? Since he's blind?
OtterDoom
#8 best double joke, had me rolling for at least a minute haha nice.
Pokedthebear
#5 why do I hear the pic with sound?
UsernameNoLongerValid
Wouldn't that last one actually be "stalemate"?
LongtimeLurker7817
Styxwash
top-notch
Squishy123
Serious question: Why does half of imgur think watching The Office is a personality?
thebigbaka
atrayyou
#26 okok hear me out everyone... Giantess strippers
NowhereMan313
https://imgur.com/isAK72Z
tabIeandchairs
#10 displacearaptor
JoordVonBastaveldt
Still trying to find the common denomiraptor.
messierthirtyone
#16 brutal. LMAO
ipvicus
Unfortunately we all suffered more than Hillary did from that colossal fuckup
outofallloops
#8 pooping into neighbor's living room
Itwasmyname
Your downstairs neighbour?
orion1Maker
#3 why tf is "safe" in quotes? The caption was right, this was a slow motion 5 car pileup of a picture to look at.
swordofblaze
#8 I'm in the next room over, hovering two feet off the ground
eyeLied
you wouldn't hover
Tinsugi
#3 Child "safe"
yeastyolebuckwheatpancakes
The chess one is bothering me, that’s a stale mate not a check mate
eyeLied
You're putting the king in check, and there is nowhere safe for the king to move. A stalemate would be where the king can't move into check.
yeastyolebuckwheatpancakes
Oh crap I’m a moron, the piece being moved is a queen and not a king
eyeLied
no worries
messierthirtyone
#7 the absolute truth
ImCrappinYouNegative
#3 Child “safe”
Dumraden
Obvious plant
RCM317
A-B-D-C-E
megodk
#6 Self help curtesy of Paige, I guess.
b1candy2
#9 make a contact in your phone called Fucking Fuck. Solves it.
annonymouse211
#18 that first one is spot on. Some folk in America could stand to think about it for a time; then we might actually improve things.
Ultemus
#14 you would have to feed the wolf (average weight: 100 lbs) about 70 oz to kill it (source: google front page)
tucker148
Check, mate
rdpislaru9000
Yet the pic shows a stalemate.
mercyPandaRunner
#8 falling 3 meters and landing butt first on the pavement right in front of a bar. Getting up, getting a beer, going back upstairs.
Itwasmyname
Falling 3 metres and then walking back upstairs? That's impressive.
mercyPandaRunner
That's why I would need that beer first. Also giving me time to resettle myself while drinking it.
Itwasmyname
I mean... I'd be expecting broken bones after that kind of fall. Might need something stronger than beer.
mercyPandaRunner
No problem. It's a bar. ;)
Lindenheller
In Australia it’s called a bill, mate.
Itwasmyname
I'd take a cheque though, if they're handing them out.
Fortherea
LiterallyAWizard
About 2 squares. The range of a weapon with reach.
Mairoa
It's 3.3 meters
ToastedEggSandwich
Generally about 2 people, or 1 point something if one's tall. Sometimes also a little more than a car, or a little less than a big truck.
IdMessWithTexas
Typically 1.something, since the average height is taller than 5 feet even for ladies.
moomaid1
A little over 3 meters
IdMessWithTexas
IdMessWithTexas
Black king is not directly threatened, so it’s stalemate, not check mate. For those with a stick up their ass who are gonna try to argue.
eyeLied
the queen moved and put the king in check...the king is threatened.
IdMessWithTexas
You know what? You’re right. On first look I thought they were both kings, but the white piece is different than the black piece.
Herebychoice
#5 Could someone explain for my friend?
eyeLied
Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson
Herebychoice
Thanks.
amazin11
When you finish eating at an Australian restaurant?
Megamastermetamememaker
Check, mate!
xXxSTEVOxXx
That game is a stalemate.
Syovere
No, the very top of the pieces are different. White moved their queen, not their king. More pixels or a different chess set would've helped.
xXxSTEVOxXx
So it is! Good eye!
ReaperNo1
PaddyConcannon9000
I think he means they’ll die cause dogs die from chocolate
ihateimgurffs
No, due to weight. It almost certainly didn't eat enough chocolate.
sundaymondayhippyday
You don’t know how much chocolate I fed it!
ParadeOfCrap
Asking the real questions here.
VanillaJester
I thought this was a women-on-their-period joke until all these comments reminded me that chocolate is poisonous to dogs. ?
brandsilven
Is a werewolf a member of the Canidae biological family? Or is it a magical creature that only takes on a similar looking form?
Ultemus
Depends if werewolves have the enzyme to digest theobromine. Also, werewolves weight a lot, would probably take a lot of chocolate
Dubbins
And it would need to be that gross concentrated cooking chocolate
TheRockDude
Fine, what if we just feed them a bunch of pot brownies?
Raileks
werewolves can also survive an insane amount of damage. Even if the poison works, it would probably only work temporarily.
Xecryo
If you surgically implant a bomb in someone before they transform into a werewolf can you blow them up after they transform?
mithiwithi
Depends on the type of werewolf. On the Discworld, fire is effective on werewolves, and blowing them up works just fine.
counterintel
".......Ok, so we're gonna grab a 15 minute break from our brainstorming session. I think some of us may be experiencing some...fatigue."
ReaperNo1
Monster Squad answered what happens if you blow up a were wolf. They recombine.
TheVampireDante
Just gotta kick him in the nards to buy yourself some time...
Strostkovy
What if I have a team who grabs the pieces and puts them in little jars
ReaperNo1
Hmmmmmm... tricky. They didn't do that in the movie. At that point it's like the snail in the sphere... not dead, just stopped for now.
TheRockDude
Would they die after their transformation wears off?