boogboog5000
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Spotted on my way to work this morning. Fuck me, I guess.
May 19, 2021 8:22 PM
boogboog5000
139233
4638
100
Spotted on my way to work this morning. Fuck me, I guess.
Kopar
I can't even be offended by that anymore. I just feel so bad for them, just how dumb of a person they must be. World must be a scary place.
Asdfjlk
littlecoatfatguy
This screams "I'M ANGRY ALL THE TIME CAUSE IT AIN'T LEGAL TO HIT A WOMAN NO MORE JUST CAUSE MY DICK DON'T WORK!"
DavidBrooker
How fragile do you have to be to believe diesel exhaust is a reasonable substitute for a personal identity?
fractalsphere
Why are 'coal burner' vehicles not impounded until they're repaired and have legal exhaust systems?
eromitlab
Because we have HURR DURR FREEDUMBS states that reject socialist communist government overreach like vehicle inspections.
Mickp81
This might actually function as corona repellent as it seems like it would repel most people.
Potatosuperhero
Ahh yes. The red white and douche
mratio
Yoink!
DisillusionedMe
Love that phrase, I’m going to borrow that one, thanks!
lindbjb01337
lindbjb01337
Not @op ofc
Jonnoatpeace
Tires as smooth as his brain
RevengeOfThePotatomancer
Best reply.
LordDebuchan
This guys arguments probably have less tread than his tires.
pptninja
Had to scroll back up to check. Those are so bald ass tires
derdave11
Tump voter - for sure...
Lew4731
Yeah, that's a drumpf flag he's displaying.
NOPEtimusPrime
Yourfavoritebandsucks1974
God, thank you for this. It gave me a good "yuck yuck" laugh!
crespomodesto
god I fucking hate those trucks, they shit out black smoke
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
Not only is it bad for the environment but they are dumping raw fuel in order to do so.
eromitlab
...and then they bitch about how much gas costs. But it's okay, because it's Biden's fault for personally shutting the pipeline down.
beerfordean31415
Mani hate large coffee can size stacks on pickup trucks. Looks stupid and all I can think is that this idiot is compensating for something
mohavewolfpup
A proper exhaust stack has a rain flap on it. Imagine how much water gets into the exhaust system without covers on these
IxnayOnTheOttenRay
Yeah he's also not giving any orgasms
PinkyTheUnicorn2
His wife is the type that goes to the doctor and finds out she has a clitoris.
Purrsnikety
As a 40 y/o woman, I can confirm that these types are the absolute worst in bed.
adultonpaper
I doubt he is the kind old person who cares whether or not his partner has an orgasm.
PikaChunin
They say every time he fails to get it up, he puts another $5 in the A$$hole Truck Jar.
shawnemack
Partner? Don’t you mean sister?
IxnayOnTheOttenRay
Exactly
Nognom
I wonder if you told him that the vaccine made your dick bigger.
naytorin
What a vile person.
VitaminT
Something tells me this guy owns a red hat and a bunch of pseudo patriotic stuff and he’s still realy angry about the election.
YoungBlood401
Every morning before going out
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Promethianfire
He is a very special boy
eromitlab
The most special boy in the whole world?
Gongzo
Yes. The ability to do this diesel swap, in this truck let alone! Should be so specific and eccentric. Wish it was more of a #1 comment ?
NoUserNamesLeftToChooseFrom
Has two masks on his car though.
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AnythingMuchShorter
Not counting the mask he wears to hide from his fear that people won't think he's manly enough.
TemetNosce000
Coal rollers are the biggest assholes
Jules6486
I'd love to put a sticker on their bumper saying Vaxxed and proud of it!
UpvoteBuddyJesus
I will NEVER understand this angry attitude. I mean he is just saying I'm a huge asshole to everyone. He took great effort to say that.
imemmental
Where do these people buy the stickers is what I always wanna known
ihavethelowground
Makes him feel like he's an alpha male = I'm insecure
WhoDoesntLikeTacos
Maybe coronavirus caused a shortage of "I'm a huge asshole" decals so this guy just had to make do with what he had.
Bristlecone42
Yeah, I don’t get this either! So, he’s offended that OTHER people wear masks? Who even has the time for such petty and specific hatred?!
beenbannedb4
he's so fragile that other people exercising _their_ rights to choose without actually harming him in any way makes him feel bad.
AnythingMuchShorter
Some people are angry assholes, and since they don't want to change they decide to be proud of it.
afatrollofmyown
It's one of the stages of grief. Denial/anger.
IOnceShatAPlum
Read The Man They Wanted Me To Be. Really explains it
Comet260
That's what conservatism looks like now.
secretdpp
Gotta stand out from the overalls flannel and red hat crowd somehow
wadatahmydamie
Welcome to modern conservatism.
keyblader1985
They actually take pride in aggressively trying to be alpha. It shouldn't make sense to a rational person.
TheLookAndFeelMUSIC
Like those shirts that say "100% bitch!" Like ok, that's the personality trait you've chosen I guess.
tootsie87
Ugh. Theres a parent at my kid's school where the back window is a list of guns 9 MM, 22,etc then says "all faster than calling the cops".
analnipple666
I will also never understand why your comment has 13 downvotes
greggor
He likes to be thought of as a huge asshole by everyone. I swear these people are missing a proverbial empathy gland. It’s just who they are
NotQuiteBlonde
Empathy gland. I like that.
wombatmcgee
If he hates masks so much, why does he have several on his truck?
shawnemack
It’s really just cover for massive insecurities
trapperjohnmd
That’s his whole personality. That’s all he has to offer.
thundercactus
It's very simple. That is one of those "snowflakes" they keep bitching about =)
themullusk
He is a Chihuahua.
bottledham
They feel threatened. Every day they're told liberals will take away their guns, diesel, fun, cultural identity and God. The libs will let
bottledham
foreigners in who will take their jobs and they'll be forced into a biracial gay marriage to a vegan. Rolling coal supposed to make libs cry
tupacshomie
Combined with a thin blue line sticker (respect cops and laws) it makes no sense. Stupid ppl who are just oblivious.
Cutthroatlemur
Fuck him. Rolling coal should be illegal too.
Jacksmashsteel
Cops thinks it's cool
MushroomFiend
It is. It's a violation of the clean air act.
Mathman85
It is illegal. Here's how to report them to the EPA: https://echo.epa.gov/report-environmental-violations
kc2syk
You can get a ticket for "excess exhaust gasses" here in NJ.
PsakiBombs
The EPA is now cracking down thanks to fuckbois like this and ruining it for us other car people who think rolling coal is the stupidest 1/2
PsakiBombs
Fucking thing since step sibling porn became popular. Tuners are now being targeted thanks to these giangantic douchenozzles. 2/2
neilp20063000
Honest question- what’s a ‘tuner’? Engine optimization?
sammysixshooter
yes a car goes on a dyno to have the car tuned to make the most power in the easiest terms. but if someone calls themselves a tuner it's
sammysixshooter
usually a Yong guy who bolt on spoilers and crap on their cars which affects performance and looks stupid. I used to be one of them sad days
HankScorpioCEOofGlobexCorporation
Lolz at the 10-15 people downvoting this because they think doing this to their trucks makes them tougher.
jrblast
I am not familiar with that term. What's rolling coal?
METROlD
Modded trucks that do this. I rented a Prius once and the guy flipped me off and did this in front of my car.
mohavewolfpup
Popular with brodozers who tweak the engines to dump lots of diesel exhaust. It’s unburnt fuel and can shorten the life of a engine due to>
mohavewolfpup
High EGT’s (exhaust gas temps) literally pissing money out a tail pipe
ATerribleArtist
It is. The problem is proving it. The legal precedent is something like "excessive black smoke for more than 10 seconds of operation"
Hamfistham
Removing federal emmissions equipment is
plainoldusername
That is either a 7.3 (no emissions equipment) or a 6.0 (minimal emissions equipment)
flarflarf
it is in most states, but like noise limits its basically never enforced.
Sully8838
But god forbid I have a Loud exhaust on my car because of a hole or loose muffler and I'm waiting on payday to get it fixed.
Sully8838
Im the one that gets pulled over
blanco69u69
In Utah you can snap a pic of the truck and report it. Their registration then gets revoked and they have to lose the illegal mods.
DavidBrooker
My city just put in noise cameras on a few streets for people with loud exhausts. Only functions from, I think, 10PM to 5AM.
theamper7931415
Holy shit, I didn't know those existed. Now I need to bug our city council too get some.
Larrimus1
With something like those noise cameras, I’d be fine with (and would actually prefer) them running 24hrs. I’m guessing it gets too (1/2)
Larrimus1
(2/2) busy during the day for those to be reliable, though. False reports could make such a system very costly.
DavidBrooker
(I genuinely despise any sort of photo enforcement of road laws, but I thought it was a relevant anecdote)
flarflarf
Generally agree but noise laws seems like a good application of this because ordinary enforcement can be difficult for a bunch of reasons.
JaceTiger
I mean, I can get behind the red light cameras, speed cameras, and no parking cameras when they're used PROPERLY. Too many places>
schocker28
Red light cameras cause accidents.
JaceTiger
> set up cameras at traps. Like the yellow light that only lasted 2 seconds in the town near me. It caused a few accidents and got fixed.
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
It is in the city but as with most laws, they are definitely not enforced unless a former high school quarterback is the police chief.
DangerousNoodle
It is, but where most of these people drive these trucks the cops do too.
frogsnot
EPA != Local yokels tho.
Bensolo4life
Damn those tires look bald
PlaidBastard
Unlike the (so much smaller as to be useless) spare in the bed...
joshgoesoutsidesometimes
He can’t afford new ones after spending all that money on his sick custom stickers
ThereAreSomeWhoCallMeeeTim
Freedom burnouts
PieAndPunch
He must drive off-road s lot /s
ryansmVillain
Slicks for traction
vowofsilence
Plain and smooth like his BRAIN!
SoMuchMojo
The spare one looks new, this could be the real "spare".
holmestrix
Came here to say that.
wasistlosinderhose
Only because the vehicle is in motion.
thelegendofthetwistednavigator
Help him out by using a knife to check all of them
HypnagogicHallucinations
Truck might be in motion. Not sure.
goobernoodles
So? You can still see that there's no tread depth
GoliathSkittles
Do you understand motion blur?
PistachioKB
Brake lights are on
AikenDrumTheNonbornKing
Doesn't mean it isn't moving, only that it intends to slow down
Birdboylax13
They're his running lights alot of vehicles have them I'd be willing to bet his headlights are on too
dav8388
Third brake light is off. More then likely it's the parking lights.
bl00dyg33k
Or too poor or just unaware that high mounted stop light is out.
willypete401
Truck is moving as photo is being shot. Look at asphalt and background. Not saying those rubber bands aren't douchey, but they are rotating.
FieryDoom
Don't matter, low profile tires on a truck like that screams "I'm a pretentious, wannabe-big-dick man!"
ThelmaTidwell
There’s a lot of “Little dick energy” rolling down the road in that pickup truck.
HeNeverSawMollyAgain
at least 80% of the brodozers in my neighborhood have bald tires, offroad tires wear out faster and are more expensive than street tires.
iwonderwhatthemaxusernamecharacterlimitis
Brodozers, that’s awesome.
ImprovedLoungewear
Those are racing slicks, he bleached em like his sister's butthole
PistachioKB
Truck driver is prob bald too
ilavalamp
Hey leave us bald folks out of this!
abigbeautifulrock
Woah wtf man
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
That's from doing his hillbilly mating dance where he does a burnout for the high school track and field girls.
bottledham
+1 for "hillbilly mating dance"
grndpnder
I'll have you know his sister loves that dance, and if she weren't pregnant with his kid she'd spit her Skoal on your boots, but shes a lady
SirShmoopyofAwesomtown
Yet he graduated 7 years prior
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
Shit, I am old. I graduated 14 years ago ?
marlinhr3
The track & field girls stay the same age
NoNameNoGameNoFame
As the owner of a smol pp, I would like to clarify that this person does not represent us.
Jason1846komars
10thlettersauce
Yeah he does lol
asanaustralianwhyareyourpostsupsidedown
Ooft, looks like you've misread the community today. To be fair, I also assume it even without the stickers.
MutteringOnTheInside
Small pp's are only small when next to a big asshole.
Blethigg
I think you need to address the extremism within your community.
Apocalypsox
Same.
Lachwen
Trucks like that aren't about the pp being small. They're about the pp being really sensitive. If they don't make a big show of 1/
Lachwen
themselves at all times with their vehicle, then their pp will detach and just fling itself out the truck window in abject shame. 2/2
hodorgoestomordor
These douchebags=Smol pp. Smol pp =/= douchebag
Elbowdeepinabeepbeepsheep
Pretty sure your dicks bigger than his.
ActionJohnnie
tacticalbark
My guy I cracked up so hard at this. +1
trigger60
I saw a truck in Anchorage once that had a sticker in the back window saying “#teamlittledick” I laughed pretty good
vakler
Neighbor's lifted Dodge has a sticker with a picture of a shrimp that says "dick" next to it. Idk if he knows. #shrimpdick
HailKingZoidberg
Same here in Oklahoma but it said " The Compensator".
ILiekToCookAndBake
Not one bit, damn diesel douchers
Whowhywhatwhere
Strong man. If you don't mind me asking, what do you drive
NoNameNoGameNoFame
Audi without working blinkers, obviously ?
Whowhywhatwhere
Audi, kinda checks out.
CanineEuphoria
How would you be able to tell if they were working?
NoNameNoGameNoFame
I paid extra to have them disabled
DnZeroes
I thought that was standard issue.
Trentski
Woosh, you got me!
Badsequence
There is smol pp then there is super tiny micro pp which this person suffers from.
sleepymonster
Micropenis is a real medical condition! I mean, it is. This guy definitely has one.
gamorathecat
Smol pp...I can’t breath sir.
icommentwithsteveharvey
Breathe *
TreasonousCheeto
You aren’t supposed to breathe through the pp.
gamorathecat
https://www.cnet.com/news/scientists-say-mammals-can-breathe-through-their-butts-in-emergencies/
JustSomeRandomGuyOnTheInternet
Should have gotten the vaccine.
gamorathecat
And get microchipped? And tracked! I think not! /s
anotherusernamed
NO silly, the smol pp vaccine!/s
gamorathecat
Hmm I just watched a YouTube video that said if I drink windex it’ll grow eventually. /s
djrinni
Whenever I see someone with pipes like that, it just makes me wanna dunk something into them
mostlypeaceful
But you won’t.
KarmannGeezer
I can say with certainty that a similarly decorated truck here had a pair of baking potato’s installed by way of a few free throws.
ReginaKasteen
Like an M80?
keystotheairlock
Corn syrup works wonders for that awful racket.
StunttheRunt
Spray foam.
Filanwizard
A few gallons of bleach down each one.
ErikLehnsherrWasRight
Ice cream sandwiches work well.
WhoDoesntLikeTacos
Pudding.
MyRespectableAlterEgo
I love the image of this dickhead putt-putting down the highway Rollin' Custard. Just dribbles of custard spluttering out precum-style.
WhoDoesntLikeTacos
I was with you until the last two words...
MyRespectableAlterEgo
My brand of Realpolitik is rarely pretty - but always honest
itsthevoiceman
Tar. Thick, viscous, unlikely to spray, and should easily gunk it up.
consistentprogress
iwanttobebobdylan
Dog turds
djrinni
I love that all the replies are suggestions for stuff to dunk. You guys are great
WaveLine
I'm not saying I know that a can of expanding spray foam would work, I'm just saying I have a pretty good idea...
PizzaDogsAndNora
VitaminT
Carry a bag of oranges in your car. Make sure you yell out “Kobe!” When you shoot the J.
iquestionthepinappleeveryday
I’m a little older, is “Jordan” okay?
ontarioOT
Nah, shout "Cobain" instead.
bigtwindaddy10
That's only when you sit in the back seat passenger side....
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
He didnt miss his last shot.
ilhares
Of course not, with Courtney on the trigger.
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Ever notice that Courtney's songs are just his, slowed down with new lyrics?
StackableFurnitureFreak83
A roast chicken
DrKriegersClone
Liquid fat off of the chicken roast
MyRespectableAlterEgo
the owner of that truck would consider that chicken "Fiiinely smoked with MANHOOD FLAVOUR" which is secretly his favourite
LurkingMcLurkface
Grenade minus pin?
flarflarf
do it imo, just chuck some lug nuts in there
BlindVisionary
Nah... lugs can easily be fished out with a magnet. Small stones are the way to go my friend
isaypoopythingabecausemostofyouannoyme
A bunch of bananas
lemonstudmuffin
For scale, obvs
Drewcifer70
The old banana in the tailpipe trick
Spartan04
Axel Foley, is that you?
hotdoginathermos
lavendergirl
Cement?
FeedTheRats
Stuff them with corona masks
FecalDeGallo
Love seeing the jack up truck to have a ridiculous 8" exhaust tip practically scrapping the ground
CaptainDogWasTheBestDog
Just want to say it would be terrible if a spaghetti squash got in there... just terrible
angelblueeyes2000
I wonder if it would cook?
Cantandwont
Kerosene?
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
That should be legal.
ummjakefromstatefarm
It is
MyRespectableAlterEgo
I would love for a judge to rule that you can vandalise cars IF you're just pouring something comical down dickheads' sm0l-PP tubez
ScoundrelPDX
Mexican beer, and a lime.
isaypoopythingabecausemostofyouannoyme
A raw fish filet
Ifixtrains
I duct taped anchovies to someone's manifold in high school. Smell NEVER went away.
Drewcifer70
Not lightly fried
MyRespectableAlterEgo
depends what time it is
myCleverUsernameGoesHere
I understand that reference
FirstClassTicketToHell
No, Dad.
belortik
Salt, if they want to roll coal on people they can get a rusted out exhaust system.
PerpetuityPhoto
High explosives would do the trick.
glockaf
Looks like A couple of soccer balls and a bottle of gorilla glue would do the trick
Arrolis
He is not entirely wrong, If he sits in a garage with those running, he won't die of COVID.
Zobbie
Donuts?
0x11C3P
It's the same type of people destroying EV stations FOR NO FUCKING REASON other than... Well smol pp.
ManateemSix
Like a hose into the cab?
Nathanyel
Probably just cosmetic anyway.
nevinera
Raw fish
wiskinator
2 gallons of water and 1 pound of cement
workman482
5 gal of water? Each?
anengineerandacat
Toss some tubes of JB weld in em, fix it right up.
TrashCanMcMan
This was my first thought..
70m4h4wk
When you're done dunking, take some time to slip one of the really long zap straps to the drive shaft
thefrisbeewasgettingcloserthenithitme
Something flammable?
lightfoot2
How about tossing a can of fake snow in there. You know, for the holidays.....
Dryheat
Mr Fusion
mercswar
Thats what i was thinking
heethin
I wonder why we aren't dunking something in them right now.
KarenFromTheHOA
Don't know where they park
iwasmclovin
Pitter patter
venomlash
Let's get at 'er.
neogothcowboy
What are we even doing here?
WhoIsBoop
I's could go for a pipe dunk.
PulpyOJ
Bags of unpopped popcorn
ilhares
Would that not simply be 'corn'?
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
Glitter and insulation foam.
MeekrabJones
Hair trimmings from the floor of a barber shop/salon.
Arcanum3000
I always think grapefruits, or small melons, something along those lines.
METROlD
GLITTER!!! THE REALLY FINE KIND THAY GETS EVERYWHERE LOLLOL FILL THE WHOLE PIPE!
TheShoctopus
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NKato
Yes.
wookietiddy
I think it's literally called "great stuff"
djrinni
Think a can of great foam would blow in them?
ummjakefromstatefarm
I was thinking unpopped pop corn
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Dog poop. Gonna smell real nice when it starts to cook in there.
bombshelter
No!! I wanna shit down Both of them. Myself!!!
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog
Watchtheadventuresofpeteandpete
Shrimp. There is almost no rival to rotting shrimp.
SUREEMANN
Nah, canned Tuna has it beat =D
Taxicat
Cat urine. Once you smell it, you never forget it.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
vilikke
Surströmming
djrinni
Jesus Christ we just want him to regret it, not the whole city
BananaBodyWrexker
Dog shit. A hefty amount in each pipe.
METROlD
Where would you get this dog shit? It would have to be fresh.... You can't just go to the SPCA and ask for a wheel barrow of dog shit.
0x00000000000000000000000000000000
In the cab, obviously.
BananaBodyWrexker
I have two massive golden retrievers. I don’t have any issue with finding fresh dog shit.
RuricOrhlandis
Recycle used motor oil into them. They want to roll smoke let them roll smoke
bingotown
Oh that’s good. Maybe they’d end up tearing it all apart thinking they’d blown turbo seals.
spiffylookingnerfherder
Aw shucks; all I got is a ridiculous amount of used brake fluid.
RuricOrhlandis
Yeah but that could spray out on other people's cars and damage their paint