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can you explain the gap in your work history?
Jul 15, 2019 3:11 PM
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MarvinTheMartiansDog
#1 She's the corpse bride!
Gcleff
#15 like, is that dude a genius though? Cuz i fucking hate getting cheese powder all over my damn fingers.
tatchase
Any girl that quotes King Curtis in their tinder profile is a definite keeper...
bigfatmadcowmoo
Um I'm wondering since celebrities are getting involved if this is going to turn into some sort of area 51 festival
TemetNosce000
It takes so much to run a festival. Burning man isn't too far though
A2DY79
I'm sure most of the supposed celebrity accounts responding to this horseshit is fake as hell.
NaveedKoval
Haha I only swiped on my cousin cause I thought he might do it first, oh noooo how do this happen haha, ew he’s so gross haha, well actually
ICanChangeMyNameLater
Honestly, if I come across someone I actually know, they always get a super like. Just a fun way of saying hello.
KsuviKhor
#39 - Anyone else reminded of the LEGO server in the 2001 movie Antitrust? (apologies for potato quality jpg)
yakusokuN8
There are probably dozens of us who remember that movie. DOZENS!
mondeca
I remember the hero's friend got murdered, but the end was just "victory for open source!" ...and also justice for your dead friend, right?
DillPixels
I like your cat tax.
Mansooratyale
#9 it was cirque du soleil new show in Hartford CT three weeks ago. Him & his wife kept filming even when their kids objected
BrianGrubba
That bacon one is stolen
heyletsbefriends
#4 well ya'll gonna have to fuck now, them's the rules.
easytigger
Is... is Jonah Hill okay?
tehsquee
The area 51 stuff is a better distraction than a bombing or shooting.
toddzillah
read danny Devitos tweet in his voice +1
ItsKindaComplicated
#10 Crikey that's impressive.
iRateYourDick
Good work :)
SendPenisPictures
;)
morbida
How is #1 funny or random?
LimpShrimps
Tits. But also nightmare before Christmas
Chattafaukup
How is having yourself drawn as a cartoon character not random? What world do you live in?
morbida
I got no answer for that
kalabash
#14 So true. I like the analogy. Every November I’ll go through messages and delete the convo of anyone who hasn’t responded or really 1/
kalabash
or contributed to a convo in a number of months. If the convo/friendship is still alive, I might receive a well wish either Thanksgiving 2/
kalabash
or the holiday season. Only on convos that are solely one sided so I am being fair. If they don’t send anything, deleting was for the best
Cthulhukitten
Huh, insightful
kalabash
Glad it was. I don’t take it personally anymore, though I definitely used to. Still sometimes do, but happens less and less. ’s all I can do
kutku
What kind of toxic shit is ignoring people just to test your friendship?
Recaffeinated
Right? I hate that. I'd everyone stop texting first, then nobody would text anyone
TmdoeuQ
#15 I once had to lecture for 4 hours while on pain killers post surgery, that was an experience
anominousbeef
Me and mama having college adventures sounds like the start of a pornhub video. Mom was hot AF btw.
TopherE
Judging her as sexy by her visible cheekbones. You saucy infidel.
spaceindian
Well we can't see her ankles so gotta go with what's available
yourcommentisstupid
#4 that guy was swiping right on everyone, the girl's the one who swiped her cousin on purpose
Tsamane
This, i swipe right without watching who I am swiping so much.
LimpShrimps
I just wait for people to swipe on me than turn my miles down to one and match immediately. Life is sad at the moment.
WellThatsOriginal
TBH Monica Lewinsky has done very well since being a White House intern.
bripi
Really? I don't think she'd do it all again if she had the chance. Her life got *destroyed*!
WellThatsOriginal
I agree but she plays it off well
bripi
She's had a LOT of time, and likely TONS of therapy, so I am happy she's finding a way thru life without crashing and burning.
wakkawakkadoodooyeah
She’s been putting herself in the public eye recently, but she did a TV segment where she talked about how it killed her career for a decade
setaroja
Well, she tried to make a living out of that sexual encounters... The killer of her career was herself, but she prefers the show business
Zahnradfee
https://youtu.be/Yq7Eh6JTKIg
FromTheShadow
#4 If you see someone you know on tinder you are obligated to swipe right on them.
SmFoP
Agreed
AnnieGoolahee
That's how I was invited to brunch with my friends once. Swiped to be funny, then... "We know you're not busy, come meet us. No excuses."
Thisbefluff
Those are good friends
Cheesecakecrush
Dunno, if it requires a tinder match to get invited...
GameHunter115
How is #1 funny??
dexterousgek
Come on man, it's imgur. You know exactly why it's at the top of the post.
Maccabi
http://media0.giphy.com/media/U3I5ZJPFJpXRm/giphy.gif
Threewisemen
Idk, she looks like my wife did when she was in high school tho.
assmaster4000
Also, how is anything James Breakwell ever posts funny? Answer: it's not.
MeanMisterClean
It's not, I suspect it's subtle self-promotion
humptyblargh
"subtle"
AnaAmari
looks like micheal jackson kinda?
tarataqa
LOL obviously she drew her tits too small! ROLF
ShaggySnatch7
Rolling on laughing floor?
FishDimension
ROLF
Yinyang107
dks000
Do you have to pay for ATM withdrawals in the US?!
trigonman3
Banks often charge a fee when withdrawing your money from an ATM that doesn't belong to the same bank.
COOL69BRO420ZONE5000
WoopDeFrickenDoo
[nodding] I stole this.
testingtesting123456
What does it mean for someone to be a yeehaw?
ICanChangeMyNameLater
Waiting for the answers...
FatherFigure3
Generally, just a country person. Birds of a feather, ya know? She's sayin that he checked her first and only real requirement box.
FatherFigure3
I changed my profile picture to me in front of my barn, all the yeehaws started hittin me up instantly.
spaceindian
Hmm, so to attract country girls I need to need to buy a barn eh... Damn, would need land too
ICanChangeMyNameLater
I'm getting a tractor.
FatherFigure3
Country courtship is an intriguing thing. You can use my barn if you want to diversify your marketability.
testingtesting123456
It might be the kindest sounding racial slur ever.
Saghan
Am I the only one who can tell that girl doesn't look like Billie? Takes a little more than being white and having similar hair.
ICanChangeMyNameLater
I don't know which one is which.
FutileHumility
dwideshruud
#16 did she then burn her foot?
ItsAjackalAjackal
The real question is, did she put butter on her foot once it was burned?
ThisCallsForADrinkexclamationpoint
wrinklyflute
And then wrap it in bubble wrap??
dravasaur
Nice drawings
wrinklyflute
Thank you! Glad you like them :D
Horynga
Haha i found them through this comment, awesome paintings!
wrinklyflute
Thank you so much!! Wow, really feeling the love today :D
Ithinkimbetterthanyousometimes
Have you see the office? you should watch the office
CaptainBrayII
Jumped all the way down to the comments to see if anyone else caught it
GodDangLochNessMonstah
BlackavarLion
same
ItsaMeMaaario
Perfect
MagikMoose
i think they have see the office
NAPSTABLOOK22
Ithinkimbetterthanyousometimes
i like this one, i'm taking it. thanks
NAPSTABLOOK22
Ithinkimbetterthanyousometimes
...this one...not so much
N0TaProphet
In the one where the cousins matched on tinder... why does she have the screenshot from his perspective? Staged.
robshootuit
Even if it was real, i would imagine him just swiping right on everything not looking at what it is he swiped right on.
inmediasrays
Right swipe em all and let God sort them out
LimpShrimps
It’s sad because I’ve found somewhat of a workaround to find out your tinder match. Reduce your mile to 1 and whoever has more is your match
SoapyWandKenobi
That'd be my excuse too
camokilland
I've swiped right on people I know just to talk to them, I always found it funny personally.
TemetNosce000
I swiped right on gf's roommate thinking it'd be funny. It wasn't.
GoldenSun3DS
Wait... Why were you on Tinder if you had a GF?
EmeraldLight
I wanna know what a "yeehaw" is...
Mortessa
I think it just means Hick or Redneck. I would consider someone very redneck or country to be a yeehaw.
LimpShrimps
I’m from Missouri. It’s not what something is it’s more of an emotion. I just hate getting the hawyees.
SerenePrincess013
Also from Missouri, by way of Virginia. Back east, it's a state of being. Out here, it's an emotion. Nothing makes sense anymore.
LimpShrimps
I just love the Bible billboards in Missouri. And I’m sure in other places.
Photeus
JESUS. (Legit Billboard near Cape Girardeau) Also the Ronald Reagan quote about abortion. It's Missouri-wisdom.
SerenePrincess013
There aren't any of those in Virginia. Thank the gods.