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Aug 26, 2017 7:40 PM
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BababaMoooya1
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AHistoryofDrunks
What a waste of a RC-51, stupid twats.
twinrider1
This x1000. I called a million dealers to find one back in 2000. People were selling their places on waiting lists.
ExtraWoody
cryogenian
Man did I cringe on this.
dennalex4
Fucking squids
UnknownSquid
Hey. No need to get racial about it. We don't even ride bikes. : (
ElectricOwl99
What a cute couple... of morons
EdwardStarsmith
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
cogs
And as they obviously can't, they definitely shouldn't.
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is called a skin graft.
Eunoterp
Those two twinks won't be able to bufu each other for weeks now...
BRASKA83
NUTS TO BUTTS!
teases47
Paramedic here - that's why we call them donorcycles.
13inchesofFloppyClownShoe
Bruhbeans
Lol
fuzyfac65
Dumb fucks on those crotch rockets will never learn, never. You can't fix stupid.
stupidityshouldbepainful
Hmm, the person hurt the most didn't make the decision. Other than accepting the ride, that is.
harmonthompson1
Well, that's one way to exfoliate your back.
HairytheSheep
Now that ive started riding with a jacket all the time, i couldnt imagine going without. Its like a seatbelt, feels weird without it
MyImages12345
Why do people always point the phone at the floor when shit happens, so annoying to miss the important part
ThoseDamnDirtyHumans70
The phone call home: "The craziest thing happened today. My dick landed in Josh's ass. Yeah he totally fell onto my cock."
joegolf31
27yoUGLYvirgin
As a biker, I find these gifs so satisfying. I feel bad for them but these idiots are the cancer of bikers.
loser9999
Probably not use to the extra backend weight
lenomdeplume
No need for a loofa that night...
pauldegraaf
Darwin right there. Thank God for evolution! No wait..
Rainbowtrout117
Forge128
Wrong pants, wrong shoes, no helmet, no jacket, no gloves, trying to wheelie.... I don't even care if they live or die. They've earned it.
Forge128
And I say that as an avid motorcyclist, who lives to ride.
HairytheSheep
I had a girl tell me once she couldn't stand it when guys wear gear in the summer... hope you like your men like i like my meat lol
Forge128
Pittsburgh rare and thoroughly tenderized, and preferably aged? I suppose the joke still works!
GlenL
It's almost like having an extra 150lbs on the pilion changes the characteristics of the bike or something.
27yoUGLYvirgin
Almost.
cropduster5000
What the hell even are physics?
palmo
Doesn't help that he was sitting at maximum no homo range
HairytheSheep
All the while doing a maximum homo hold lol
Notanotherdamnone
Especially when it's force is translated through the rider!
Fudui2
MisterElliot
This will make a fine addition. Gif
Thisisgoingtobetheusernameinthebiggestexistenceofusenames
Actualdeadpool
Rainbowtrout117
Omg, yes, funhaus reaction gifs, finally
melshot
Fudui2
thiscommentwillselfdestruct
Classic
MyAlterEgoIsAVillain
Fuck fuck fuck fak fak faaaakk
Kerrisimo
Fudui2
Same. It's so gross. I posted and quickly changed the page.
ButtsandBewbs
You clever bastard. Left it to the others to get grossed out
Fudui2
I broke my arm just above my elbow. When I lifted it up in the air it looked like I had 2 elbows. Just hung there like a wet noodle.
Davidfartman
That must hurt a lot ，did you cry?
ButtsandBewbs
The bone broke. The one thing that makes your body into the shale it has broke, so it's no wonder it turned into a noodle.
Kodimous
It hurts to watch, but I can't look away.
Kerrisimo
Well, that guy is missing some skin.
TheBestRussian
I burned my back once (ok twice) both times by accident and was in agony for a week. Horrible cold showers. I shudder to imagine this guy.
darkninja2992
And probably some of the now exposed spine
SquidCuddles
Christ i cant watch
OriginalAngryJoe
Where do you get the skin for an ass-graft? Doesn't graft skin usually come from the butt area?
CMDRKORR
it can only come from another ass, there's a waiting list for donors
Kerrisimo
Cadaver tissue.
TheBestRussian
Thighs, not butt. Like front thighs and back thighs.
27yoUGLYvirgin
Uhm, his ass was covered by pants, don't you think he's more concerned about his back?
ReLeVaNtUSERNAMESareReLeVaNT
He just got to experience what its like to make hamburger meat
HerrBisch
Ouch. Well I hope they learned their lesson. I highly doubt it because if they were capable of learning they would have understood the risk.
bitemark
Plus with their brand new head injuries, learning is gonna be a whole lot harder.
Splosions
Are there any normal motorcycle gifs, where people don't loose their flesh, on imgur?
Mec26
Not many.
thejester207w
No, the ones with crashes *are* the normal ones.
KaJuN
Here you go http://imgur.com/gf17TIu
Phenomeno
Adorable
27yoUGLYvirgin
Hahahaha. Queue Benny Hill
LosPer
MotoGP is here often...
GronkIsTheSoundAGronkMakes
Good thing the driver was wearing that protective passenger.
therapeuticstir
HA!!!
LexLurker84
BASSO
this comment made my day
PositiveP
Before getting your license they should make to watch rekt webms of motorcycle riders who don't wear PPE.
Ihadausernameinmindbutitwastaken
They did this when I took my driver license, just a shitton of crashes and deaths.
dontmindifIcant
Dress for the slide not the ride!
LiquidPoo
I'm fine with idiots hurting themselves. It's when they hurt other people that is the problem.
27yoUGLYvirgin
You might want to think about that. They occupy ambulances, cops, hospitals, all of which you pay for,and most of all jack up your insurance
27yoUGLYvirgin
So no, I'm not fine with them doing this crap. People like that need their license revoked indefinitely and no EMS help. Ok that's harsh but
Lewkey
No ems help? Have you no empathy for those who are hurt? Should we let people die on the streets then just because they were being stupid?
mineovermatter
Right. Cause no license = won't do more dumb shit
LiquidPoo
What will revoking their license do? My friend's mom got hit by a drunk driver with a suspended license. Lots of good that did her, right?
OhMyGodItsPerfectTommy
This needs way more upvotes
27yoUGLYvirgin
As a rider, it's hilarious because this apparently seriously protected him, he doesn't seem to get harmed at all. What a monumental idiot.
Jowrdan
That's made me laugh hard
indigogogogo
BioshockDaddy
difficultdifficultlemondifficult
And that neat protective headgear
moikila
So versatile you can wear it backwards!
JustHereToStealMemes
Comment of the day
TrevorCrow
Dress for the slide, not the ride... plus helmets are for cool dudes that like keeping thier skulls intact.
breothskin
These dudes didn't have anything up there to damage obviously... I think "more money than sense" is the expression
WeirdStealth
Nah, let them wear nothing, if they're stupid enough to ride with out protective gear, they shouldn't pass their genes.
GrantLeavitt
Also, flip-flops on a motorcycle? What if his feet got caught in the chain in an accident?! Holy shit.
Shmaaw
It's illegal to ride without a helmet here, is it not like that wherever this is? Guessing US.
TheBestRussian
Some states don't require helmets (e.g. Montana and Hawaii I believe), others do.
LaBix
I recall reading an article by a biker who regretted wearing a helmet after a big crash. His body was fucked and he was always in pain 1/2
xxJohnxx77
We recently had a patient that split his jaw after a crash without a helmet. He will eat all his food with a straw the next 2 months...
LaBix
He killed himself some time later as it was too much for him to cope with. I felt for his family. 2/2
27yoUGLYvirgin
Well that's very sad but naming that as an argument for not wearing a helmet is a bit of a far stretch.
LaBix
Oh I wouldn't ride without mine. But I could see what the guy was getting at, in his case he'd have been better off not surviving the crash.
buce123
Shouldn't ride bareback
Havok707
" is your spinal cord too bumpy ? look like a dinosaur? have a spinal shave !"
Splosions
*brokeback
bananasun
GlenL
If you're gonna ride ass to nuts with your bro, might as well go all out.
UrKungFuNoGood
shirt won't do shit. nor jeans. has to be special gear otherwise may as well ride in shorts. exception would be shoes. never ride barefoot
HairytheSheep
Always wear a condom!
buce123
OddSoull
cried the stable boy
pontiacgirl75
ahahah, thanks for the laugh!!
ButterfaceTaintClown
"how did you get that rash" "riding bareback with another dude"
smallskillerofhambino
Judging by how close they were on that bike, I'll bet that was not their first bareback ride that day.
CasuallyDressed
ClearBlue
She said .....
TrustMeImABassist
Sifilis is no joke man
RonaldBilliusWeasley
Dress for the slide. Not the ride
BababaMoooya1
Nice
WithGreatReferencesComeGreatPuns
Good one
EverythingIsAGovernmentConspiracy
Thanks, came up with it all by myself.
RonaldBilliusWeasley
I think your username is relevant here