Another Cybertruck Fatality...

Feb 14, 2025 8:50 PM

TacticoolWolf

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https://x.com/duolingo/status/1890489302078951716

Bless duolingo

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cue the Tesla Lawsuit against Duolingo for disparaging Tesla.\

2 years ago | Likes 322 Dislikes 2

😈

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Someone sued tesla bc the brakes failed and they ended up in a 4 car pile up. They were SUED BY TESLA for defamation and lost. They have to pay tesla and make a public apology.
How's that for a feel good corporate story?
Take that to heart folks. If your tesla fails, keep quiet about it or else you'll end up broke bc the man child's lawyers are the absolute best money can buy. And yes, I do mean buy... as in their souls. Or what's left after lawschool

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

I had been using it then it wouldn't let me advance without my credit card number. No paywalls for me thank you very much, soon I will ditch Reddit.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean cybercuck.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't post press releases, and don't fucking post shit from Xhitter

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rump is buying 400 Million dollars of Cybertrucks for the government employees to use. How many of those employees will die of Cybertruck accidents, fires, etc?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure if describing musk as a cybercuck or a cyberfuck would be more apt. But pick either of those for the proper of this comment.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Depends. Are you talking about how Husk is a loser who fucks women mindlessly to try to get as many kids as possible for him to emotionally abuse, neglect, and ignore when they aren’t cute publicity tools anymore?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Authorities are currently investigating his cause of death and we are cooperating fully," it said Tuesday on social media. "Tbh, he probably died waiting for you to do your lesson, but what do we know."

Duo — full name Duo Keyshauna Renee Lingo — was born in 1000 BC...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Duo is coming back with a notification later this year “I’m back baby”

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Boy I love when BRAND has an epic diss on BRAND

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

It's funny seeing Twitter admit that it killed itself.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought we were not posting links to xitter?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Get. Off. X.

2 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 4

The only people I know who haven't nuked their Twitter accounts at this point are people who are required to have an account for work, and given the areas they work in, I assume those accounts will be going away sooner or later as well.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's still Twitter in my book, but yea....fucking leave that Nazi cesspool

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's not Twitter. The foundations that used to be Twitter had a transformation into a Nazi safe space. Calling it Twitter is both inaccurate and gives people the false idea that the past still exists and everything is fine.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You spelled Twitler wrong.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 5

Amazing

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

.....don't unmute?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I. Well. Not the music I expected, but I'll take it, I guess. :')

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s the joke lol

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Drops is better. And you know it's good because you have to go 3-4 pages into the Google search before it's mentioned.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait I thought the lore was the Duo Owl went to hell.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The Twitter BIRD is in heaven, Twitter itself is in the 9th circle of hell.

2 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 2

Twitter Bird freely associated with twitter even before the whole musk shit. It's going to hell as well.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

The bird is innocent, it didn't do jack and left quickly after musk. (I like birds okay?)

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought twitter WAS the ninth circle of hell.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 5

Deplorian

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oops, I forgot! Credit to the people of redbubble. https://www.redbubble.com/shop?query=swasticar&ref=search_box

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

SwaSStiKKKar

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I thought the truck was a WankPanzer?

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It has earned several names at this point. Swastikar, WankPanzer, Deplorean, incEl Camino, etc.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

lol incEl Camino

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's going on with Duolingo?

2 years ago | Likes 244 Dislikes 2

It's a meme they're pushing to get money through free advertising.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Distracting from the fact it's low quality shit now and they fired a bunch of people to replace with inaccurate AI, apparently. That was a while ago though (they have not changed this).

2 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 1

everytime i see them promote that you get ai prompts to follow im like " i dont think thats really a flex you think it is"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everybody tryin to learn basic convos gonna be saying my donkeys husband wears orange pants. ai sucks 01000100 01101001 01100011 01101011

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Viral spam you can downvote right now.

2 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 8

They killed off the owl mascot for some reason. It's an odd marketing campaign

2 years ago | Likes 273 Dislikes 0

They probably saw the mest canyon video about the owl

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

to be fair, we are talking about them so it's working

2 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Other companies have done this. The latest one i can remember is snoop dogg tweeting he was quitting smoking, only for to be revealed later in a commercial, that it was for smokeless fire pits or something.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

He’s still alive in my app 😰

2 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 0

He's not dead in the app. Just on social media. It's weird

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't have the app so I can't confirm but there has been a few posts about it here over the last few days. There even was a post with him in a coffin.

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Just checked the Google play store. The app now has him with crossed out eyes as the icon. You might need to update to see it

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I’m going to keep my little buddy alive as long as I can

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The app badge has x's for the eyes tho, at leas for me

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Same

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine is fine and dandy

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They want you to feel safe until the mascot knocks on your door for not doing your lessons.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My friends app has it changed

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you look at the close apps screen look at his eyes. He's still there but I guess they just murdered him?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still going strong

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I've got the widget and the app icon. One looks like the e above. The other has the dead owl.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Me, too. No Xs yet.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But he's on fire

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RIP

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Do you think they'll resurrect him for Easter? 🧐

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Duo died for our lingustic sins.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m assuming they’re pulling a Mr. peanut

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

They sure pulled that ad campaign quickly when they realized they created a character named "Baby Nut".

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Here's a reliable tool: if you tell your product name to a 15 year old boy and he starts laughing unprompted you have a problem.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0