IamBatDude
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When u hate Mexicans and wake up one day and find out u Mexican...
Sauce: http://www.rawstory.com/2017/04/if-i-have-to-get-a-lawyer-i-will-trump-voter-upset-his-border-wall-will-put-her-house-on-mexico-side/
beergolem
But the coastguard will not receive any of the proposed additional military funding. God forbid you put the money where they work.
yikesaroni
PFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
middleagedman
IronicUsername
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2017/01/voted-release-millions-hornets-already-regret/ Enjoy your hornets.
SmellOfMonkey
I'm assuming that she won't have to worry about the house anyway if she fights it in court, all her money will be taken up trying.
dotdogs
She looks like a feisty Latina to me.
Foopfoop
"Fuck em. Too bad" - people who don't live near the border probably
Reconcephelafacon
When it comes to the people who voted for him i hooe that attitude is nationwide
forallthewins
Karma's a bitch
OldManTaylor
Hahaha honestly I hope he builds it now just so this dumb bitch can get what she deserves.
13thDukeofWybourne
And when you lose control, you'll reap the harvest you have sown
womdon
How did she not realize her house was legally in Mexico? Do people just not pay attention to minor details like WHERE THEY LIVE?
whistlebuzz
BubbaRunski
Can't wait to see this fucker impeached.
LV1BlueSlime
Wouldn't expect it with a Republican congress. Maybe if Republicans get wrecked in the midterms, but even then...eh. I'd buckle in for 4.
Counterfit
Every week seems to bring a new story about his campaign meeting with Russians
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
Would be nice, but we're not likely to see results of the investigation into the Russian situation until 2018 ate earliest.
whyteraven74
Yeah the land issues will keep the wall from being built until sometime after the heat death of the universe.
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
I mean, walls take more than four years to build anyways. The next president will not continue this bullshit.
whyteraven74
There's that side to it too
skurnie
dickshizenpoopen
This has already happened years ago to areas near the Rio Grande.
jake96
Thank you, glad someone else remembered so I don't have to look it up =)
dickshizenpoopen
Search Fort Brown Memorial Golf Course
Canofminus
And if they did 1 bit of research, they would of known this happened before when they built the fence.
poorwhitetrash
Oops
rugmiem
WickedWitchoftheMidwest
I was actually watching this last night, a family listened to their animals burn alive because the fire department couldn't get across (1/2)
WickedWitchoftheMidwest
The wall that had been built through the middle of their farm-even thought it was still US soil (2/2)
Werekat
I saw this earlier and started crying as she was talking about that. I can't imagine having to go through it. One of my biggest fears is
Werekat
not being home when a fire breaks out to help my pets get out safely.
TheGhostInAJar
triflersNeedNot
Happened to a coworker. She was a big old Republican, found out her birth parents were a 16 year old white girl and an 18 year old 1/2
triflersNeedNot
Mexican 1/2 Native American boy. Like, if you're adopted maybe try to keep an open mind about who you hate next time....
HandoB4Javert
Consequences? What are they?
ihatepickingoutusernames
FragileReality
Remember when Republicans were all about Personal Responsibility?
d0o0o0d
Yeah, they eventually realized that voters weren't into it. Maybe if that approach had won them elections they'd still be for it.
ChomskyWouldnt
WHAT ARE THOSE
NlGHTW0LF
"I didn't think the lions would eat MY face!" -woman who voted for the 'Lions eating people's faces' party
Dramacian
Don't you think it was 'People's Face-eating Lions Party' ?
OzmaAsimov
The PFELP? Those bastards!
TentacleOtaku
https://twitter.com/cavalorn/status/654934442549620736?lang=en
bloatedplutocrat
LamarTheHeadhumper
Finally, a political party I can trust with my face
214356789087432
So the US is just doing to give land to mexico? lol
Robvp
They are toying with the idea of building a part on the Mexico side so they don't have to give up the Rio Grande
Domehammer
Invade Mexico you say? *Envisions new states and small southern border*
xenburnn
Just like the fence we have now. You have to have space and it has to go entirely on your side of the property including seizure of private
xenburnn
land and as we've seen with the fence and other examples you get as much as your lawyers can wrangle
Chereazi
No, it's just impossible to actually build the wall on the border exactly, which means lots of land and people land outside of it. Already a
Chereazi
big issue with the fence that exists today. Tons of lost land value and annoyance to get trough it...
redjokerzero
Additionally, the US is responsible for damage to Mexico if the Rio Grand floods, which is also why they don't want a wall in some places
redjokerzero
Because it could increase flooding
whothehellareyouanyway
You made that bed.
FuckingInflatableFuckingCrown
Now it's time to sell it for a fraction of the price!
ifatreefallsintheforest
Damn right. Reap what you so.
ifatreefallsintheforest
Sow! Fuck.
whothehellareyouanyway
That must have been sow embarrassing for you.
ifatreefallsintheforest
Sow embarrassing.
SunAnvil
eminent domain + government =
LesserLactatingLlama
This is fantastic. Thank you
raykwondo
Someone's about to learn a painful lesson regarding the definition of eminent domain
schmicklemcnickle
Haha for realz
dandydust
They only use that when poor people are in the way of the new stadium
jake96
Trump has a long history of using eminent domain to push people off their land so he can build crap. This must be a wet dream for him.
LooseyGooseyBrett
They still get paid for their property
jetflight
Yeah, usually around 10% of the actual value. If they're lucky.
fdoyl001
they get paid whatever the government decides it's worth, and often not enough to get a replacement. and fuck any sentimental value.
ishouldprobablybeplayingpokemonATM
Ya cause that usually works out for the original owner
raykwondo
More like they get paid off...
MetalSkeletal
In Straya we call in 'compulsory acquisition'. The problem for us is that we only have a freehold of the land from the Crown (radical title)
RincewindTVD
I heard your govt just declares Terra Nullis and kill the people whose land they want...
3KoboldsinaTrenchcoat
Sounds more like something the Brits would do, our government didn't form until long after terra nullius was well established
RincewindTVD
"Would do?" Did do! Learn your history mate!
MetalSkeletal
People? What people? Nah. Wasn't anybody here when we got here. (Yelling in the background) Nope. Totally empty. (Louder yelling) Ah nature.
DocEternal
This is deserving of more up toes than its gotten. xD
TheFirstSineOfMadness
Oh man I want in on this up toe thing. Sounds great!
OneOfTheChosenOnes
I heard your hair is insured for like a million dollars
RincewindTVD
... How the hell did you find that out?
raykwondo
I mean, call it whatever you want but it's still pretty fucky :/
MetalSkeletal
Worse for Muricans, because we know never truely own our land. The crown always retains radical title. Native Title is even worse.
raykwondo
Well, in America landowners pay property tax so it's sorta like we're renting the land from the government
GodEmperorLetoAtreidesII
You might not live there, but isn't there an entire section of your country called Queen's Land? Even if for Vicky, it is quite nonspecific.
MetalSkeletal
I live in Queensland. Abbreviated QLD. Mostly rural state. Banana producing capitol. Just got reemed by cyclone Debbie & still flooded.
whothehellareyouanyway
Let's also remember that over 800 miles of that border is the Rio Grande. Now, you can't build a wall down the middle of a river. Duh. And >
esbear
You really dont need to build a wall on the river, place a few towers on the bank an you'r dene. that is how the soviets did it in germany.
whothehellareyouanyway
Mope. Trump didn't say anything about towers. He specifically said, on many occasions, and actual WALL. All the way across.
esbear
But if someone wanted a stupidly armed border, that would be the way to go.
whothehellareyouanyway
Yes. It would. But that's not what Trump said. He specifically said "a wall".
Imixmywhiskeywithmilk
Not with that attitude.
Tikityler
Hear me out. Let's build a moat instead and have it double as a canal to out do the Panama Canal. Much better than the solar wall idea.
drewcrosby
"Now, you can't build a wall down the middle of a river." Not with that attitude.
fleacollerindustry
Modern cities have all been build over existing rivers. I'm sure all they think they'll do is just pipe up the Rio Grande, end of story.
SmellOfMonkey
Which, I'm assuming, would still mean building on the Mexican side.
Spikelf
Hold my beer
FreshWater13
HER NAME IS RIO AND SHE DANCES ON THE SAND
andBingowashisNameOh
something something THE RIO GRANDE
whothehellareyouanyway
I fucking LOVE Duran Duran!!! +1
whothehellareyouanyway
> we can't build a wall on the Mexican side because that's Mexico. And if we build the wall on the US side we're effectively giving >
whothehellareyouanyway
> the entire fucking river to Mexico and screwing ourselves over. Chew on that.
OldManTaylor
El*
SPCFlack141
"River"
HowAboutThatUpdog
wow Mexico gets a river holy shit what a loss might as well be disarming the country
HowAboutThatUpdog
I really like to fuck with people don't take me seriously
Procrasturbating
Get this; what if you were serious but since being downvoted, you pretended to be a troll.
TehSeksyManz
I have no words...
OldManTaylor
Em trumpito did not think about this at all.
zackofspades
Sounds like an excellent waste of taxpayer $, fantastic job US. Stellar.
raykwondo
Yep. One of the many, many reasons I did not vote for him.
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
No money for healthcare or college, but a stupidly expensive wall that doesn't really help and will probably cause problems, sure!
atrielienz
All of this. I have been trying to explain this but to people for years.
slightlybored
There are treaties and laws that prevent building to near it in places, though we've seen how much his orangeness cares about the law.
FinallyRElephant
True. There are already houses in TX that are south of the existing wall
MissLadyPants
Haaa... lol his orangeness.
zackofspades
At least we're getting a front row seat to the law stopping him. "see you in court" <3