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Dec 26, 2017 1:08 AM
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DaninoY
Great dump. Lol'ed several times
theDoctor131
#1 obviously cocaine and listen to jazz...
Hogek
Who... who.. is that science girl? I need to study... with.. ehhrrm.. her..
thiswillnotmakesense
For #2
CaldariBob
Plamch
ректовагинальный свищ
SeanMichael3000
#27 Ya can add the millennial “Well, it is what it is.”
XepherTim
#39 Ironically the fights turn out better for them the less they train
LMTMFA
Them lies. http://www.dorkly.com/post/58891/3-viral-geek-rumors-that-were-total-bullshit
TGWolf
"So I was in the woods, jerking off some wolves..." "...and then the wolves came"
klystron2010
You won't have a perfect butt after the endless pizza...
SwampWaffle
#14 had me very confused for a second
CaldariBob
#5 It's a real pain in the ass, right?
BaconLord49
#42
MrDragonfyr
Yep. Cute
TheHorseShesElbowDeepIn
Only 2!!! What a deal!
Llohr
#1 How else do you use rodent black market trends to know when to release which album?
mccar7hy
Listening to bebop from the 40s and 50s, no way you could even play that without being on coke or heroin
Isuckedalotofpenisforthisname
Don’t want to beat a dead horse but
is phototshopped.
SometimesThisSometimesThat
#17
SolidBrassAndHangingLow
Uh Ummm ... can we talk about that tag?
IReadEverythingInMickeysVoice
No...
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
https://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_fill,g_center,w_1200/fl_lossy,pg_1,q_auto/dzk3ngtj85ts1jwwfmd3.jpg
ChaneDawg
Its cute
kevinallover
Water hose. Water. Hose...
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
#1 Play Jazz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3_Se9J5CGA&list=RDXTb9H-4W4ns&index=4
StandAgainstTyranny
Fuck and here i am with no cocaine go with it. Rats....
PrincessWasabi
That tag?
joshypazmino
...and then the wolves came.
adogchasingcars
Spot on execution, 10/10
tarantularaptor
But at what cost?
Memgur
As the prophecy foretold
CrazierConspiraciesThanTrump
As a Mormon with #2 I'm laughing so hard I'm crying
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
Mormons are the nicest cult.
TrevorWyatt
Everything i know about Mormons, i knew this would be your reaction.
Chaseticles92
If you liked space balls, then you’ll love converting to the LDS church
wolfy88
Had to sign in just to come back here and tell you... I LOVE Mormons. I spend my summers in Nauvoo. CofC here.
Chaseticles92
How?? Went there once and it was so freakin humid lol
wolfy88
Yeah. Gotta love the midwest. Currently below 0... few months will be 90 with 100% humidity haha
Thingyshit
I feel like most mormons I know take the jokes about them really well... which I wish other religions could.
samsonguy920
Southern Baptist here: What the hell did you just say about my blessed fried chicken?
hassanshihabkarim19350
I hate running into Mormon missonaries because they are too nice to refuse to talk to. You guys are the opposite of the West borough baptist
Stubious
This is like the nicest thing I've heard said about us, lol.
CrazierConspiraciesThanTrump
brother!
Trogdoooooooor
I keep seeing the Falafel one and still don’t understand what that ones about
lalaloon
Just sing the whole thing to the tune of “Wonderwall” by Oasis
Trogdoooooooor
Ok thanks man! +1
SvenGB
FuzzyX
A whole series of those were made directly to confuse people.
1010001010101
I kept thinking “this is your teacher in a can, would you eat her?” And I said YES
lolive246
I do believe that it is asking "if you were paid the specified value of $ to go back to 4th grade with proposed curvy teacher, would you?"
JustM0nika
yea maybe
mrread55
People don’t think it be like it be, but it do.
UnexpectedThanos
Do you ever doing did?
Sephirothz667
I dont know what it is, but by god i would do it
sardeliac
Exactly. Don't even know what the question is, but the answer's probably yes.
MyHumanForm
Would do it for the school for she can. Grade. $1? Yesl
Sephirothz667
Fuck yes for she can for 10.000$ do teacher if school is
ADeterminedArsonist
Does anyone know what it means, or is it just gibberish?
Kyorbi
Does mean it something must be. Maybe but not it is?
Kyorbi
Really though, I have no clue.