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Saw this eggstraordinary recipe on Facebook. I can't 'really' cook but I felt adventurous!
Don't go bacon my heart!
I couldn't if I fried!
Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.
Beggin for bacon!
Living la vida mocha
You drive me gravy!
I might be having an eggistential crisis.
You ain't seen muffin yet. (I know, they're fucking biscuits)
Donut say another breakfast pun.
You're being crepe-y.
Coffee keeps me grounded.
Orange juice supposed to be getting ready for work?
Steady as she doughs.
Hakuna fritatta
Thpatapata
Omle du flamage bake for 7-10 minutes. I over cooked them
Let's get stacked
Thanks a bunch!
That's all yolks!
FP Edit.
HOLY SHIT GUYS!! Thank you. Imagine this , I was high whilst concocting this. It took about an hour or so. Most eggcelent. Send pics of your pot.... I mean pet.
maholt
3Davideo
#7 Why are you using a metal utensil in a non-stick pan? That's a surefire way to ruin the non-stick coating.
SgtThunderfistMD
B&G might be my first fav food. This is amazing.
undftdroar
Kinda reminds me of bacon buns. If you're ever in Chicago go to Bridgeport bakery.
OfficerCrabtree
"Call that a biscuit..?"
themuttonisniceandlean
Brits and Americans use the same language but in totally different ways.
angryscreechingnoise
*maintains eye contact while dipping in iced tea*
Cl1tC0mmander
Hot pockets
FireUpTheCloudCarLando
Loved the puns, but could we get a written version of the recipe proper? I want to make these!
tossacointoyourwitchers
You bacon me hungry
gottacatchemalldragonball
+10000 for the puns alone
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
#3 Don't use metal utensils in non-stick pans.
Senninriki
Looks good but these are nither biscuits nor sausage nor gravy. Something like Southern Hog Rolls maybe more universal.
LionFromTheNorth
AgentOblivion676
You have a knife from Ikea.
GoneImguring
Just bought it!
ChubDaddy
This is none of those things
Mairoa
What's the weird orange and yellow spots in your dough?
somnif
Butter flavor bits
Arcanum3000
Vegetable shortening maybe? Southern Biscuit biscuit mix has flakes sort of like that in it, and it's a common ingredient in general.
Arcanum3000
It might also be cheddar cheese.
MrRobSteel
Hallucinogenic mould. It adds flavour.
TommyRottn
Butter
BlackTrashTiger
I think you've graduated from "can't really cook" to "can cook".
Aluc4rd14
Lord have mercy
siyuri1641
https://diyjoy.com/sausage-and-gravy-stuffed-biscuit-recipe/
monsterzero316
Thank you
INoLongerCareBoutThisName
Should have been “Thanks a Brunch”
GoneImguring
Didn't catch that.
Diem104
Look up Kolache Factory, their store has a wide variety of this.
newusername99
Yum....Rancheros!! I miss them.
SnarkyScience
Looks a bit like kolache.
orbitlives
Agreed, a very delicious kolache.
Cummingtoniteisamineralfromcummington
Texan or from a neighbor? As far as I know Kolaches are regional.
Vergilincrocs
Jesus...
ptiddy14
I lived in Texas for a while, Kolaches are amazing. Fucking outstandingly mouth- wateringly amazing.
willsassoasstevenseagal
I think they’re polish? There is a “kolache factory” restaurant in my town.
Cummingtoniteisamineralfromcummington
Czech, as far as I know. Texas had a big Czech settlement back in the day which why I think we have them. In what town are you?
vuickb6
Ever been to Czech Stop in West, TX? Great place to get some goodies if you're ever in the area.
willsassoasstevenseagal
Virginia Beach. Never heard of a Czech population here
Cummingtoniteisamineralfromcummington
Well, I suppose The Kolache Factory is corporate so maybe they’ve just expanded their reach ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ enjoy the kolaches!!
vuickb6
Yuuup, I get these from Kolache Factory here in Texas quite often.
LiterallyAwesome
EnderPanda13
Missed out on "let's get snacked" and "thanks a brunch" but good recipe!
r4violi
came for the dope breakfast, stayed for the thpatapata +1
crazymojomonkey
How dare you OP!??!? How dare you show me this and then I open my cupboard to find only cups and boards! :(
gerdmomma
beez428
...than a bowl of oatmeal
EmergencyChocolate
I don’t understand. It is just a recipe!Where is the long backstory of how your granddad fought in Normandy and grams made this upon return?
GoneImguring
Actually, he was in Normandy. 101st Airborne.
EmergencyChocolate
Lol! What are the odds? That’s what I get for being sarcastic:)
MarkPenrice
As a filthy foreigner, I really need a written recipe for this, including the gravy and the biscuits because we have neither over here.
MarkPenrice
Or at least a link to the original.
GoneImguring
The link is in the first picture.
MethGasolinePissLemonade
Two types of gravy.. white is just flour, butter, and milk or cream and seasoning. Brown is the same but with meat reductions normally
MarkPenrice
Well, we have the brown type in Britain (generally made from powder mix though), but the white stuff is definitely Not Invented Here...
MarkPenrice
So it kinda stood out (and if what we see here is "brown", well, that's not what I was talking about either). Sounds essentially like some
MarkPenrice
kind of roux ... which, unfortunately, I'm utterly crap at making. Lump city. Dunno if anyone makes an easy-mix for that.
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Arcanum3000
The post uses a biscuit mix for the biscuits because that's how I usually do it, but I added a link to the White Lily biscuit recipe too.
MarkPenrice
Awesome, thank you :)
MarkPenrice
Ah, just the biscuits & gravy tho. Guess the rest is essentially "mix some chopped bacon in the gravy, and stuff it into the raw biscuits"?
Arcanum3000
Eggs and cheese too, yeah. I've never made the OP's things, but that's what it looks like. Baking time would need adjusting probably.
donkeydickinyomouth
Don’t let anyone ever dull your pun shine pal you have a gift
Oddturkey
It’s true! You are pun-a-licous!
GoneImguring
Thank you donkey dick lol
lebowskisd
dickbuttbeauty
What donkeydickinyomouth said!
h0tdoglatte
ill take mine the regular way
GoneImguring
Fine. Take your boring ass breakfast. Lol
Somerandomoldguy
You're just looking for a way to scam us out of some gravy.
GoneImguring
I should have fucked this recipe with gravy
Somerandomoldguy
Just remember it may be called biscuits and gravy but its really GRAVY with a biscuit or two
smorsdoeuvres
UranusSpelunker
Not sure I would have used fucked, gravy, and recipe in the same sentence...
CygloPargen
If Brits call cookies biscuits, what do they call biscuits? Do they eat a big plate of sausage gravy and scones?
Arcanum3000
AFAIK, this style of biscuit is unique to the US. They're not very scone-like if they're done properly.
TheJustOkayGatsby
Scones are just biscuits with eggs in the dough
CandiedCorn
"American Biscuits" if they call them anything at all. They don't really have that kind of bread.
CandiedCorn
Even McDonald's doesn't sell biscuit based sandwiches there: https://www.mcdonalds.com/gb/en-gb/menu/breakfast.html
AmHumanNotLizardMan
I think there's a difference between biscuits and cookies, they use different ingredients. I have never heard of an american "biscuit" as a
AmHumanNotLizardMan
brit though. It might well be different in makeup to a scone too. If they are different, then we don't eat american "biscuits". If they're
AmHumanNotLizardMan
the same, we'd be calling them what you suggested or adopting the american name to cause further confusion.
somnif
American biscuits are savory rather than sweet, and tend to be less dense than a scone. Similar family though, as "quick breads"
CygloPargen
I'm moving to the UK and opening a chain of restaurants, then. You people are missing out.
AmHumanNotLizardMan
Dew it. Also bring good mexican style fast food with you while you're at it. We don't have that either. In exchange we will enlighten you
ImDavidPumpkins
Went full retard on the puns there did ya?
NotYourAverageTwitchUser
Butter believe it!
KinkyAsFuck
They're good puns, Brant.
sandyman23
https://i.imgur.com/8SDVHno
ImShocked
detectivekagami
All puns are worth the risk, pumpkin.
beez428
What does incest have to do with this?
einthedog2
My favourite comment of the day +1
odinstorm
You never go full retard!
Turtleastronaut
nice