Faltron
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Not worried about the government, they probably already know. Just make sure you're ok with everyone you know potentially finding out about your secret imgur life.
Merry Xmas yall
mtgjbone
Meh. I'm already on at least one list somewhere.
UnderTheStairs4PrivetDriveLittleWhingingSurrey
I could care less. If someone doesn't like what they see, oh well.
pugofstardock
I just use the selfie OPs mom send me. Just cropping out the nudity
MackenzieBowen
#ISeeANipple
thevortexmaster
I know one person in real life on Imgur. No one around here really knows what Imgur is
kaszimera
My husband, brother, maybe my dad have accounts here. So the 4 of us are it that I know personally. There's like 13 of us in PekinIL tho lol
jenigrl85
Same. But I’ve always lived and worked places that are full of people who have zero common interests with me.
foolsjoules
Same except my boyfriend.theres a reason he’s my boyfriend
idownvoteyouall
That's actually why I did mine the way I did
SickLikeMe
I come here for anonymity, not to post selfies. Besides, I’m a fat chick so no one cares anyway lol
festivalday7portapottydiarrheablumpkin
Selfies don't belong here.
TheGTeck
Ever wondered from where porn ads pictures came from ?
Carefuler
What I was thinking when I saw all this. I don't even want to be posted on people's Facebook. If they're smart they'll delete them on 26th.
zootramp10
Imgur Moderator, please post the Christmas selfies in a separate category, so we know where never to tread.
Aceh0le87
Oh like I had a filter anyway. XD
Howtogrowwood
The sound of hundreds of imgurians simultaneously shiting themselves.
ZoeyDate
NEVER!!!
CookinOkie
I have some things commented and favorited I'd rather not have linked to me... Anonymous shitposting, HOOO!
Mithelen
Jokes on you, my selfie didn't have my face
lenomdeplume
tmm16
And this is why I won't be jumping on the Christmas selfie bandwagon lol
AtillatheGun
Same,
R0b0Panda
I'm waiting for someone to start a roasting trend on selfie day
WhiteIce2112
Why does it exist?
SimpleManComplexMind
Because people can't take a pic without their mug in it(I really don't know why so many people like looking at themselves, mirror not good?
panqueques47
So it can be quarantined to one day
dauberjagermonster
Selfies and public internet IDs is a huge mistake. Myspace and facebook fucked up the internet like Christmas selfies.
Mindshard
Oh no, people might find out I'm a dick online AND in person!
Sokonomi
Plus it ruins my morning of chilling out on imgur. So stop the fucking selfies and get back to posting funnies, dammit! Merry Christmas.
DickPicEnthusiast
This is precisely why I don't participate in either the Secret Santa or the selfie traditions
IReviewDickPics
I hear ya, but I still want to do it.
HowToBeSuccessfulAsaSerialKiller
There are only nice people in here. Feel free to post selfies. Addresses too, if you want.
Faltron
AlexisActually
ooh, do me, please.
kuroda121
Everyone I know, knows I’m a twisted cunt. But how twisted is still a mystery.
jaslbrown
"Your secret Imgur life" This person knows what's up.
Mruttz
Thanks! I thought of the post aspect but don't have many anyways..: then thought of potential comments. Deleted my selfie/family photo
Whty706
My Christmas selfie last year was one of my dog. Still haven't put my face on here yet
danishjuggler21
It’s okay. My dirty favorites can’t be seen by others, anyway.
DrMcTouchy
Pretty sure people know all they need to by looking at my username.
BonelessFruit
Me too
BythepowerofchristIamtheLaderlappen
OneCoolFrood
Louis C.K.?
LimpInch
Dad?
RaynWisp
Aww, I'm sad now...
Kennytarmac
idriveajunkerplymouth
You think his number is north of 1000? Or is that a crazy thought
Kennytarmac
Yes, he’s a pro at sex assault
DrMcTouchy
Anything worth doing is worth doing right.
Faltron
Allofyoush
Tomska doesn't get enough love nowadays
CumsInPies
I've done some horrible things.
coolguy4206969
Your favorites are pretty bland given your username
DrMcTouchy
A professional doesn't bring his work home with him.
ShitpostsAndLotsOfThem
Oh shit!
Mrmeguyme
Username checks out
OneGoogleSearchAway
Mr. Hanky? That you?
SimpleManComplexMind
Hideeee hooo!
domestomp
ajit pai?
Faltron
ParticularlyMentallyInsane
Yes a shit pile