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cesairforgeroflightning
Pithy. Learned a new word.
zackofspades
Man I feel honored I 'watched' him grow up in the HP films. He's a great actor and insightful thinker. +1 'arry
IrrelevantGIF
ItsFridayNightAgain
I always look at the link, think "what the hell does this have to do with this post?" Then look at your name and go "ohhh" every damn time.
NotTimon
Elijah Woods is right guys, don't be petty.
onemillionzeros
Did he say that, too? Makes sense, since he does look a lot like our friend Toby Maguire here.
blu3sun
Tagged Elijah Woods so its gotta be him
forgotuserid
He should play Kurt Cobain in ....something. Even if it's a bit part that takes place in Seattle in the 90's. Looks so much like him.
arawana
wow you're right good idea.
Hellcougar
Daniel has gone from being cute, to being kinda odd looking and is growing towards being handsome now. Pretty smart, too. +1 for Daniel.
cephalopodcast
Some of my best friends are attractive girls I'm simply not personally attracted to.
Trox3l
I had one of those. We still had sex one night and it ruined our friendship. That's happened twice to me even tho I wasn't attracted to them
cephalopodcast
That sucks. I've been lucky to have the opposite happen once (sex first, friends later) but I just don't toe that line. Friends aren't food.
sipos0
You obviously have poor impulse control or, are very bad at saying no.
Trox3l
Ya its pretty shameful. Thanks for pointing it out tho.
eronth
which means you friend-zoned them. And they (probably) friend-zoned you right back.
ReferentialEquations
So they're friends?
eronth
yes, basically. 0 intent to ever try to move the relationship forward or further? friends (mutually friend-zoned). That's what the term is!
cephalopodcast
so basically, if your friend is recognizably hot, you're friendzoning them?
eronth
no. If you have a friend you're not interested in (ever) having some sex/relationship with, they're friend zoned. Looks.
eatingketchupchips
MRW people complain about being friendzoned.
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
Tagged "elijah wood" LOL
reallyhotdog
gifsofspeech.iso
TheRealFedora
The best part is that they're clearly only saying two or three words in the gif but each caption is a whole sentence.
thescarydude
Link to the torrent plz?
SwedishRationalist
Who ever said men and women can't be friends? That's not what the friend zone is about.
vincentsl
The friend zone can only exist if one of the parties wants to be more than friends. Otherwise, it's just a friendship like any other.
DoPeopleActuallyReadUsernames
'Can men and women be just friends?' Yes. I'm much more comfortable talking to women than men. I'd say about 2/3 of my friends are women
PossiblyNotAGoblin
Most of my friends are guys. Not because Im whorey or they want to fuck me... Im just more male minded apparently. My only girl friends >
PossiblyNotAGoblin
> are tomboys, and a few female to male converts. Guys and Girls can be friends when you stop trying to fuck everything that moves.
MordorTrackTeam
Is he basically saying, "The real meaning of this movie is too complex for some people, so they dumb it down to mean something they know."
Dick75
Exactly, when you say you got friend zoned you're saying the only reason you even talked to that person was to have sex with them.
ARuggedlyHandsomeStarshipCaptain
Radcliffe, can I be in your friend zone?
ishalovesyou
Or any zone, for that matter
beeratius
His danger zone
RockYoWorld
You'd like to be in his strike zone, wouldn't you? =D
TokensWorth
LAAAAAAAANA!
sowetoninja
This made me think of a twiter adventure I was on the other day, found a bunch of fan-girl accounts. It's hilarious."Add me pls I love you!"
Idontlikethecolour
I would friend that guy soooo hard. He's so intelligent, I don't think any conversation would be boring.
jitspoe
You can probably be in his, "Thank you! Thank yooou! ... Good." zone.
UvaroviteKing
I like how the tag says Elijah Wood.
HogwartsAlumnus
Each time I look at him I think "man, that man is attractive"
Grooseland
Me too. I can't believe how handsome he's gotten since good ol' awkward Hogwarts. *sniff* That place really is magic, but you should know.
HogwartsAlumnus
It's the freaking jawline. At least for me. It gets me every damn time. Fun fact, Daniel Radcliffe and I share the same birthday.
Grooseland
The awline jand the freaking eyes for me. And he's quite handsome when he's not doing Awkward-Harry smile.
helicotrema
Friend zone moniker: http://imgur.com/ctPz4Bw
tanebou
Damn he's hot.
alexonfyre
Relationship: i like you, you like me. Hook up: i like you physically, you like me physically or otherwise Unrequited love: I like you, (1)
alexonfyre
You don't like me. Friend zone: I like you, you like me but not physically. Friends: I like you nonphysically, you like me nonphysically (2)
alexonfyre
Enemies: we hate each other and constantly try to kill one another (this one also often leads to sex somehow)
onemillionzeros
Please provide in flowchart form.
alexonfyre
I think it's more of a Venn diagram
SenatorFrankUnderwear
Straight up though, chicks aren't actually friends with dudes in the "friend-zone", it should just be called the reject zone.
GasBandit
That's really what it is - It's not really being friends, it's trying to convince themselves they're not hurting you by rejecting you.
eatingketchupchips
you say it like she's to blame, and like being friends with someone is a punishment.
GasBandit
Probably not on purpose, but what she's mainly accomplishing is giving the guy false hope by trying to offer a consolation "friendship."
eatingketchupchips
by saying that, you're saying the highest level to achieve is sex. sex is not something u 'achieve'. She has no obligation to give him that
GasBandit
Of course not, but just shoot him down and be done with him. Don't give him false hope, and don't keep him around to listen to (1/2)
oldmanjoel
In my opinion the friendzone is when you like someone and they obviously like you back but decide not to act on it cause your friendship 1/2
oldmanjoel
means too much to them and they would rather not risk what they have with you already with a relationship.Thus putting you in the friendzone
ForTheLoveOfTalosShutUpAndLetsGetThisOverWith
Even worse (imo) is the girlfriend/boyfriend zone, where your friendship isn't good enough for some people.
cniht
The friendzone is an alien concept to the rich, attractive celebrity.. Imagine that.
GasBandit
It's almost as if there's not a girl on earth who'd turn him down, isn't it?
caassapaba
What I call the friendzone is: When a girl is pretty much your girlfriend, including all the jealousy, possessivity and obligations that (1)
eatingketchupchips
idea:stop being their friend. Stop making them out to be the bad person when u r willingly in the friendzone.
sheldonthepig
Why would you put up with that? Why would you put up with that even if you were having sex?
caassapaba
Love man, love.
lewoot
sounds more like stockholm syndrome than love, brah
iamjacksbadusername
I think this is the most accurate description I have heard. The friendzone is not the same as "I want to fuck the girl who is nice to me."
AtlanticPENUMBRA
Right -- so when you're unwilling or unable to move on and find a real relationship that meets your needs.
caassapaba
come with a relationship like that, except she does not have sexual contact with you or call you a boyfriend. (2)
eatingketchupchips
self-proclaimed nice guys is: guys who think being a decent human should be rewarded with sex, & when they're not they blame/hate the girl.
Zalophus
(1) I had a girl do all those things plus sex, but would never let it move past "friendship" into a relationship even though she constantly
ShakePlays
I've had this one - it's the only real "friend-zone" - in my situation, I was actually FWB (I thought we were dating) until she (1/2)
Luprand
pulled off her mask to reveal that she was Queen of the Lizard people. It was really awkward, let me tell you. (2/2)
katiec523
all I can say is BEEN. THERE.
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
If you continue to be friends with someone who is weirdly jealous and possessive when they aren't even your girlfriend then that's on you.
caassapaba
I agree, and in my case I ended it for my sanity's sake, and I don't blame her for my (stil messed up) feelings.
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
I act the same around my friends as I do around my boyfriend, except for the sexual stuff. That's called great friends, isn't it?
sipos0
I'd hope you have a deeper/more intimate emotional connection with your boyfriend, as well as having sex with each other. 1/2
sipos0
Maybe you are just a very open person and are completely open with your friends too. 2/2
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
deeper and he broke up with me.So I'd rather tell my friends, cause I know they'll always be there. I don't need a bf, just a sexbuddy ;) /2
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
I indeed am a very open person. I tell everyone everything, even those who I don't know that long. I once told my boyfriend something 1/2
Zalophus
(2) made promises of a relationship. To me that's the definition of a friendzone.
MyBubbles
what a bitch. either she wants a relationship or not. what's the point of having you hanging in there.
Zalophus
My guess was convenience. She probably had no intention of getting into a relationship with me but liked having the availability.
MyBubbles
I get that, but if she makes it clear at the beginning no one gets hurt.
caassapaba
That's not the friendzone, that's the classic taking advantage of someone.
Zalophus
(1) Idk, stringing someone along, telling them you want a relationship but aren't ready, then later saying "we're better off as friends" and
Zalophus
(2) then repeating the cycle seems at least like some variation of a friendzone to me. They would never allow it to be more than friends.
onemillionzeros
I'm pretty sure everyone's definition of "Friend Zone" involves zero sex. You're thinking of "Fuck Buddy."
Zalophus
"Fuck buddy" implies no strings attached sex. But what I'm talking about involved strings/promises of strings. "friendzone" can involve sex.
onemillionzeros
Well, getting back to the original comment, if you and another have obligations, possessiveness, jealousy, AND sex, you got a relationship!
zorakid
What I call a friendzone is when I want to have a romantic relationship with a girl that only wants a platonic one with me.
djrip
This is exactly what it is. Why are so many confused about it?
Littlemousling
That's called a "crush," usually.
vezmus
If you express your feelings, and they don't reciprocate, it's no longer a crush. It becomes the friend zone.
Littlemousling
No, it becomes friendship, unless you're unable to deal, in which case that friend deserves better than your "friendship."
vezmus
Feelings aren't turned on and off at will. I wouldn't go out of my way to keep seeing someone when the desire for them is lingering inside.
zorakid
no, crush just means attraction. The definition of friendzone is literally "friend zone". Where one is categorized as a friend and no more.
Littlemousling
That doesn't need its own thing. If you have a crush on a friend, it's a crush on a friend.
zorakid
try urban dict, the popular consensus for the definition is romantic rejection via forceful platonic branding.
djrip
It doesn't need it's own term, but for some reason it has it.
slothslothsloth
I agree with Harry I've never seen him and Hermione do anything except be friends
TheImgurServer
Yeah, but he banged Ron's sister.
SassySashay
ya but ron and harry though ..
hermionejeangrangerweasley
Im glad this is the top comment.
bathyspherehat
I'm here from an organisation called Fanfiction Dot Net. You're coming with me. I will use force if necessary.
nonamejanie
"I agree with Harry..." this statement will follow him to his grave.
TheOneThatGotBanned
I read stories man..... they are not just friends...
ixor
<3
RIPFuturama
BTW, they were supposed to end up together.
UnspokenX
Nnnnnnnnfalse.
TheSuspense
Well he had his chance. But lost it at this point.
UnspokenX
It's o-kay, when it's in a threeway. With a honey in the middle there's some leeway.
hermionejeangrangerweasley
Nope never had a chance. He's like a brother to me!!
lesserknowncharacter
JK Rowling said she got that wrong actually. So Harry and Hermoine should have hooked up, and then Ron and his sister I guess?
VergilPrime
Oh gawd
Rhase
Laughed heartily, lol.
deathjavu
As someone who read every book at least 10x, I think the romance subplots aren't great. It's mostly told instead of shown...no chemistry.
lesserknowncharacter
As someone who has read every book 5x, you're right, but teenage romance is also really that stupid in real life.
GingerSlice0
Nah, definitely Ron+Hagrid
lesserknowncharacter
You just broke Madam Maxime's heart you cold bastard.
McbuttsButtBag
They are each the sibling they always wished to have for each other
Sammyy
caloohcalay
Except that one time they wus doing the frickle frackle and Ron lost his shit
CrimsonFuckr
If I were Harry, that ass would be REKT.
mement0m0ri13
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lepwwfqjEK1qabn2bo1_500.gif lol
Idonthavealottosay
I hated this scene
backtobackpanicattack
Dem smokeboobs.
DonaldTrumpsPubicCombover
DAMN YOU SMOKE!!!!
AirlineGeek
How did I completely forget that scene happened?
Bassguitarist192
He's gay and he's seen more action than me!
Wylf
That looks very friendly to me.
Feench
That's my patronus.
backtobackpanicattack
You. You're alright.
manslut
My OTP!!!
SilaPrirode
That doesn't count! :D
mement0m0ri13
even if she puts a bag on his head http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqtat7cSgg1qk28vho8_250.gif
HelpaBrotherOut
Wait what is this
BinkyTheRabbit
Read the books. Or watch the movie, even. This is what the Horcrux shows Ron before he destroys it, his worst fear.
HelpaBrotherOut
I did both... like forever ago
zotten
Was gonna mention this, hehe.
huanthewolfhound
This was an interesting scene in the theater.
Teddysan
Yep, it Wingardium Leviosa'd my wand.
terbril
Especially when families brought their 10-and-under with them because, hey, Harry Potter is kiddy!
PastaIsLife
It's just kissing though? I don't see the problem
terbril
Simulated naked kissing :p
huanthewolfhound
It's PG-13? Eh, the violence levels should be oka-OH MY GOSH WHAT HAPPENED TO RON'S SHOULDER!?
DonaldTrumpsPubicCombover
Wait...do parents really freak out about things like that shoulder scene. That was nothing.
PedanticGonkDroid
Son, I'm here to talk to you about the Rule 34 Initiative.
Atharaphelun
Most of it involves permutations of Harry, Draco, Ron, Fred, and George.
boshbuckler
Hahahahahahahah
Lostinpudding
now we wait for links
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
- Nick Fappy
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Kowawa
and sam
sm0115
They made out naked once. Well, at least the Horcruxes would have us think that.
xSolidSnake
sauce pls
sm0115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDd4UNPIb0o
iIikewaffles
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1.
xSolidSnake
WOAH WOAH WOAHHHHHH
magichal
From the post above that one: http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lepwwfqjEK1qabn2bo1_500.gif
xSolidSnake
why wasn't this the canon one why WHY WHY
magichal
Not sure what you're referring to.
Smayds
What about when they were drunk in Deathly Hallows and Hermione found that "Cockus Engorgio" spell?
Smayds
...wait, I think that was just very bad fanfiction.
NotSoSmartAlek
also "Equiphallus". although I wouldn't say it's BAD fanfiction, per se... just very very dirty.
UnspokenX
I've never heard of that spell. Can I get a link for sci-- er, for wizardry?
PepeSilviaPepeSilvia
But I've seen him check out her rack
Kamillafk93
Why can't comments be favorited? :( You made me laugh! +1
azazyel
Do young celebs meltdown less in the UK than in the US? I kind of seems that way to me.
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jinxstar12
At this point, it's been five things, bro.
grovberg
Okay you guys clearly do not read British tabloids. They are worse than ours.
Julidy1
There is less money in UK acting, so less pressure put on them by money and fame hungry parents and agents.
Reichtangle
Nein. Daniel was an alcoholic by the time he was 14
passthesunchips
They still make child actors attend school in the UK, for one thing.
passthesunchips
They still make child actors attend school in the UK, for one thing.
eetsumkaus
yeah, let's completely forget about Daniel Radcliffes alcoholism before the age of 18.
Protean2648
Oh no, alchohol. Why did it have to be alchohol and not hard drugs?
TiberiusClaudiusCogidubnus
It's not considered appropriate to meltdown publicly over here ;)
passthesunchips
They still make child actors attend school in the UK, for one thing.
loginos
I think it's because when their managers try to make them go to rehab they say no, no no.
passthesunchips
They still make child actors attend school in the UK, for one thing.
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azazyel
He was already an adult when the crazies hit. (also are you really sure he's still alive?)
DeadGodJess
I wouldn't be surprised if the UK had better regulations. I know that in the US child stars are under a lot of pressure, and often times1
DeadGodJess
...their parents lose control and authority over them to their managers, agents, and other random showbiz types. Mara Wilson wrote an2
snellejelle
Very few of the US child stars gone bad would benefit in any way from parental authority though. Shia, Lohan, Calkin, Barrymore -fame 1/2
DeadGodJess
Which is where better regulations would come into play, and is also covered in the linked article.
snellejelle
or not, they wouldn't turn out good.I think there are way more pushy stage parents in the US who will use their child as a ticket to fame2/3
snellejelle
& fortune just cause their kid likes to dance, sing etc
DeadGodJess
...article on it. http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-reasons-child-stars-go-crazy-an-insiders-perspective/
PurpleFilth22
damn that was a good read +1
azazyel
Thanks!
PurpleFilth22
woops wrong spot lol
pocketfullofsunshine93
Idk... There's always Amy Winehouse and Russell Brand, right?
TheDrunkenSnowWhite
Omg, good point! These stars seemed to grow into great people, not crazy attention seeking people! I never really thought about it.
Smarbury92
Young people in the UK drown all their problems with alcohol from the age of 14.
sipos0
Best answer.
acidosaur
I can't downvote because it's true.
Rivalyn
They have so many laws there restricting interaction from the media.
Ichabond
He's been battling with alcohol abuse. He just didn't go on public benders. All in all, celebs are people too.
BlibberingHumdinger
He has not been. When he was like 18 he drank a bit much. Let's not dramatise a bit of teen silliness. The media took this one and RAN!
Ichabond
http://www.theguardian.com/film/2014/jun/16/daniel-radcliffe-alcohol-harry-potter
BlibberingHumdinger
wooow.... So the guardian thinks its ok to dig up 4+ yr old stories and rework them? Bad journalism.
Ichabond
I'd call that battling with abuse. You don't stop battling once you stop drinking, it's a permanent thing...
azazyel
I forgot about that, wasn't he drunk on set when he was shooting?
MmeStraka
Towards the end. I think he's gotten help.But if you've been a child star on the same franchise since you were 10, wouldn't you have issues?
iamagrocerybag
Imagine being completely immersed in the story of HP & filming, with the same people for many years, then being spat out. I'm not jealous.
LondonRook
passthesunchips
They still make child actors attend school in the UK, for one thing.
Mazorr
I don't know about the US, but in the UK the stars tend to come from good backgrounds because acting/performance schools are extremely (1/?)
Mazorr
expensive, and big film/tv companies tend to use british people with posher accents for their roles. It seems like the rise to fame (2/3)
Mazorr
here isn't quite as steep too, the stars aren't truly 'big time' until they've made it in the US too, which may help (3/3)
moofs
Ali G is doing okay, though.
passthesunchips
They still make child actors attend school in the UK, for one thing.
andybrice
You know, I'd never really thought of that. But I'm failing to think of any British child stars who've gone off the rails.
Caniac
What about Dennis Waterman? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uOngXn0CGI#t=130
jmartkdr
Wasn't (isn't?) Amy Winehouse British?
andybrice
Yeah, though she wasn't really a child star. She was like 20 when her first album was released.
handoftorm
Probably to do with the culture they're raised in. The US is a horrible environment.
zoneco
wrong.
Cyri
The US is a big damn place, I think it depends on individual values and parenting. Also, press likes to print the bad over the good any day.
eetsumkaus
case in point: Raven Simone, Hilary Duff
Lonewolf0713
Young stars are treated better in the UK -- as in they are given more space to be kids, go to school, and not be hounded by the media (1/2)
Lonewolf0713
but that's not to say that the media leaves them alone. Just that the UK has fewer Lindsay Lohans because they treat kids better. (2/2)
Moirawr
Geez imgur either be incredibly sexist or don't! Is a celebrity all it takes to change your opinion/
Trox3l
Only a Sith speaks in absolutes
sipos0
I'm not sure if you are aware of this but, not all the other comments you read are written by the same other person. 1/2
sipos0
We have to take it in shifts to be posting 24/7 and, we don't all have the same opinions. 2/2
Moirawr
Hey everyone its no shit Sherlock! Take a a bow, no shit! You deserve it.
sipos0
Your comment made it seem like you think Imgur is one person with a single set of opinions, hence the tongue in cheek comment on my part.
TheseAreBeautifulTimes
Wise words, this is my opinion too on the "can men and women be just friends" issue. I'm friends with a few guys, that doesn't mean I (1/2)
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
I'm friends with soem guys and I probably fantasized about all of them, but there is only one I would really date! But I'd do all of them ;)
PunchTornado
yes, you put them in the friendzone, because YES, they want to sleep with you.
althanan
Honestly, some of my best friends are women and I don't want to sleep with them. Well, most of them are gay, but still. Point stands.
makescreamogreatagain
My best friends happen to be women, (i'm a dudebro, btw) but it's only because we have the same degenerate taste in humor and music.
ElSephiroth
Being in the friendzone is like being "on the hook" of someone, for everyone that knows HIMYM!
Monkeysox
I'm with you on this one but many of my friends say that they would of they could, not the idea of friendship in my opinion.
woflborg
I think its amazing how everyone just thinks all men want to sleep with all the women. Its as if they havent experienced actual friendship.
Moirawr
Well, all the men seem to be agreeing.
woflborg
Friendship requires more than just compatible fleshy parts, so its a bit of a loaded question to query like this.
ReferentialEquations
Nope, just the immature ones.
YamatoIouko
There seems to be a disconnect between actively seeking sex and willing to have it if it were offered.
woflborg
I hear tinder works wonders for that.
Beltleatherbelt
Not sure if you're saying you've never had a friend you actually wouldn't have sex with if offered ;/
YamatoIouko
Of course. That doesn't mean that there isn't an issue of people mistaking the two as the same thing.
DegenerateLittleShit
If you want a relationship and they only want to be friends, its going to feel like a consolation.
Littlemousling
That's not their fault. But there's nothing wrong with saying "you're great, but I'm out," if it's not making you happy. Go make new friends
DegenerateLittleShit
I know that's not their fault. What is is when I want out and they call me shallow and guilt me into staying "friends". (1/?)
DegenerateLittleShit
Or even better, i reveal my feelings and they say we should stay friends, and then we never do the friend things we used to do ever again.
Littlemousling
Are they fifteen? Because adults don't generally do that. But honestly, then, fuck them, and go make new friends. Same solution.
DegenerateLittleShit
They were adults. And...I did go make new friends, little mousling. That's not really the point. (1/2)
IJustMadeThisAccountForOneMemeNowLookAtMe
I find that having a guy friend and fucking them at least once is an icebreaker. Like, okay it was fun. Let's just not. . . anymore.
MyHouseOnMars
My three closest friends are all dudes. Been my friends since Secondary school ^^
biglu
Oh honey, they all wanna sleep with you
TheseAreBeautifulTimes
want to date them or anything. Friendship isn't just a consolation prize, guys... being friends can be just as cool! (2/2)
DJFergy
This implies that you have friends to begin with.
YamatoIouko
Yes, that's true. However, when you fancy someone, trying to be friends WHILE getting over them really sucks.
chocolatedisco
As a female with a male best friend, I wholeheartedly agree!
Ishdakitty
Most of my friends have always been guys. I just don't relate to women. Many of my guy friends call me "little sis" after 10+ years of it.
mostthethings
Sometimes people have unrequited crushes on their friends. Should try to avoid it, but doesn't make you a bad person.
DegenerateLittleShit
If you want a relationship and they want to just stay friends, it's going to feel like a consolation.
GasBandit
"Your dog died, but here, you can keep the fur. Isn't it nice and fluffy and warm?"
SwedishRationalist
Nobody ever said being friends with a girl isn't ok. But being friends with someone you "like-like" sucks for everyone.
Littlemousling
I honestly think more people need to take on the "you're great, but my social life is swamped and I'm trying to find a gf/bf, see you" plan
SwedishRationalist
Yeah, most people aren't as honest as they'd like to think they are...
Littlemousling
I think age helps enormously. I just don't have the time and energy to waste on friends who I'm unhappy around, even if it's not their fault
Ishdakitty
Also I'm guessing not one guy that responded to your post is over 25.
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
Ugh, you're one of those girls who is convinced she's "one of the guys," aren't you
Ishdakitty
Ugh, you're one of those guys who's female friends mysteriously date all of your friends but you, aren't you?
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
No, not at all. But if you're deluding yourself into thinking the guys are the same around you as they are around each other, you're wrong.
GetOffMyLawnYa
Every single one of them want to bang you. YES, even that one.
astropapi1
Most of them would fuck you if you asked for it. I'm breaking the BroCode just to tell you this, keep the secret safe.
Littlemousling
The thing about this is, like, everyone here is on Imgur. We've all seen many, many posts being awful about unattractive women. MANY. So ...
strangelyaddicting
Put yourself in their shoes. You want to date a guy, but he has no interest in you like that. But wants to be friends. Sucks a bit huh?
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
You're posing this as thought it could never happen to a female and that it's hard for us to wrap our entitled minds around it
YamatoIouko
It DOES happen, though it's definitely not the majority.
strangelyaddicting
No I'm not. You're misconstruing it to seem that way. The fact is, this is a predominantly male issue. It has nothing to do with entitlement
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
A fact? Seriously? A fact. Can you prove it? Show me the statistics? Find me a SINGLE girl anywhere that has never had unrequited feelings?
XooMG
I agree but it can be tough when both psychologically predisposed and socially encouraged to gauge ourselves with romance and sex appeal.
XooMG
Rationally, to be a friend is a good thing. However, it can easily be felt as a failure of sorts, especially when we lack confidence.
mioelnir
To me the term friendzone was never equal to being friends. It always had a 'knowingly taking advantage' component - i.e. NOT friendship.
CapnJackSparrow
I've always seen it as a settling for second kind of thing. Not all friendships are friendzones, but if you can't get the girl so become 1/2
CapnJackSparrow
friends in the hopes of getting her or such then that's the actual friendzone. If she says "no, but we can still be friends"
TGWeaver
I see it too, and either side can do it: Women who twist suckers, and perverts who are only friends with women in the hopes of getting some.
tashinagray22
VERY well-put.
mioelnir
<(^^<) <(^ ^)> (>^^)> thanks :)
fireeternal
Ok so here's my story just for the fucks of it and so i can get it off of my system too, i've liked this girl from the moment i saw her (1)
fireeternal
so i told her i did, she was unsure, just coming out of a relationship, we tried it didn´t work for her. Its been half a year now (2)
fireeternal
i love her friendship but i don´t think this situation is doing me any good, am i doing something wrong here? (3)
Koantum
I have no problem having normal friendships with females, but that doesn't mean I don't have sex in the back of my mind. It's unavoidable.
LonLonRanchDressing
I agree with the other reply. I've thought of what it would be like to have sex with my guy friends but it was out of boredom and curiosity
eatingketchupchips
you really lower the expectations for your gender to be more than dogs around female dogs in heat.
Koantum
I'm not so sure about that comparison, but I am an animal. At least I'm honest with myself and I'm willing to share my feelings openly.
eatingketchupchips
nope, you should contain those feelings if they mean sexually harassing/objectifying women.
ImJustHereSoIDontGetFined
My best friend is female. I mean, sure, I've thought about it but it's not constantly on my mind. It's a curiosity, not a desire.
daellat
What if both happen though? Love her, but not in a romantic way. Still sometimes feel incredibly attracted to her sometimes though..
LaughingWolf
This one understands^
CallMeInV
Take any of your single male friends. And ask them if they'd have sex with you. I think you'd be surprised by the result.
parallaxis
Sooooo, friendship sex?
YamatoIouko
What, like sex buddies? *trumpets play a fanfare*
javaMakesMeAnxious
So? Does that mean they can't be friends?
GasBandit
It means that she gets to pick who she is "more than friends" with, and the guys don't.
Littlemousling
Of course they can. They can go out and find people who are attracted to them, and date those people, just as she can.
javaMakesMeAnxious
I don't really understand how is this an answer to the question I asked.
CallMeInV
Yes. I don't believe you can be friends with someone you want to sleep with. Then it becomes something else.
javaMakesMeAnxious
Are ,,would have sex with" and ,,want to have sex with" the same thing? Because they aren't for me.
PuppyDontCare
So what if they say yes? Friendship is cancelled?
YamatoIouko
I think he's just making a point. Is being interested in having sex with a friend wrong? Especially if it's not actively sought out?
GasBandit
It means she wasn't in the friend zone, they were.
CallMeInV
Yes. Because it isn't just friendship to them. They want more. They don't see you as JUST a friend.
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ImJustHereSoIDontGetFined
A lot of guys would bang pretty much anyone they find attractive and don't hate. There's a difference between craving a cookie and [1]
MyBubbles
So because I would have sex with someone I can be friends with them? What if I want a friendship more than sex?
ImJustHereSoIDontGetFined
saying "yeah, ok, sure" if a cookie is offered to you. [2]
cortesi
I would eat peach pie. That doesn't mean I can't have dinner because I only want peach pie. Dinner is just as good!
Gilgamech
Fedora-neckbeards are masters at friend-zoning women.
CthulhuApproved
"you look resplendent m'lady"...lol fuckin neckbeards
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mysteryroach
borsalino* (no, I don't wear one, thank god)
jalex1215
M'lady
Gilgamech
M'lord
djrip
Is this backwards? I think the one who just wants friendship is the one who friend-zones the one who wants more than that.
eatingketchupchips
no hipstery artsy guys friendzone girls all the time. but meh, if you value your friendship you'll move on.
djrip
Like, "I wanted to go out with so-and-so, but they put me in the friend-zone!"
ShamnusMcfee
That's because they have no idea how social interactions work and thing making friends is the first step in a romance.
ColdExcalibur
The sounds a lot like the social interactions of the sims
eetsumkaus
well, they're not wrong. Most couples start out as friends.
djrip
Making friends is the first step in many romances. It's so weird to me that people think it shouldn't be.
vezmus
I agree. Relationships based solely on attraction are weak. That Bill Murray quote - go on a very long trip before before you get married. 1
vezmus
If you get burned out on that person before you get back, the marriage is not going to end well. Paraphrasing, but that was good advice. 2
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
I try real hard
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AtlanticPENUMBRA
They're the same thing. Sorry. You're Perry Caravello.
SteveCraft
Why is this in bad replies? It's a valid point.
Gilgamech
I keep forgetting. We should just swap the names; at this point it would be easier :p
TheRealFedora
inb4 "by bothering to differentiate between the two you're just proving that you are one hurr durr"
iamnotironman
Your fucking name is TheRealFedora, you don't have to do anything else to prove you are one. So what are you talking about?
TheRealFedora
...did you even bother to read it?
iamnotironman
Did you read it? Nobody is going to say it because you're it's so apparent without.
Littlemousling
the saddest thing in the world to me is that trilbys have been ruined by neckbeards, because my god, queer women look incredible in them.
TheRealFedora
I have yet to see a lesbian in a trilby. Pics please.
Littlemousling
http://www.1001consejos.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/sombrero-trilby.jpg here, Cara Delevigne taking a break from snogging gals
UnspokenX
I don't believe you. I demand a pic of her snogging a gal.
Littlemousling
(I also have photos of several exes in them, but those are, ahem, private photos. God, I love a girl in a trilby.)
TheRealFedora
...this is doing nothing to help my productivity at work.