Dog running for its life pulls the slickest juke move ever

Oct 14, 2020 3:42 AM

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Not entirely sure they were actually hunting that dog - they never tried to get super close. Curious feral friends?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

lmao zagged on em

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Looks more like playing

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Play of the game

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact, wolves need you to run, standing your ground messes up their instinct for a few seconds.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The nips look pretty intense, but theres a LOT of play language coming from the wolves..

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They'll be talking about that one for a while!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just wonder what asshole is filming a dog vs coyotes. And not trying to help the dog.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wolves hunt dogs? I didn't know that

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yes... coyotes too. I escort my dogs outside after dark. Coyotes get much too close for comfort.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

waggy bites waggy

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can tell that wasn’t filmed by a rancher!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Found the edge of the map?

6 years ago | Likes 531 Dislikes 2

Superjump

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn he's using a glitch

6 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Wall clipping son of a bitch

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Moon Moon's Haunted

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

IDNOCLIP

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i don't know what happened in that gif. but at least the dog is safe

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

is this a wavedash?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is me in pvp.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it a juke tho? He just realized they can't get through that fence... After almost ruining his chances... I think he was just tauntingthem

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that a fence he was able to go through?

6 years ago | Likes 393 Dislikes 2

No but dont tell the wolves that they think its an invisiblenforce field

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hard to tell

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Looks like one of those electrical fences. Only thing I can think of after seeing the dog "jolted" as he jumped through it.

6 years ago | Likes 183 Dislikes 1

Jolted is better than eated.

6 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 0

My new life motto.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He probablh jolted because he got caught on the fence he jumped over. Highly unlikely that fence is electric

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Because...?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does it look like the dog gets an electric shock? Or hits a "invisible" wire that nudges him in the opposit direction of his jump

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Yeah, it sort of does actually

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think he hit a wire While trying to jump through, that's why he gets thrown back.

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I was gonna say this, looks like he bounces off a metal cable

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

One of the wolves is wagging its tail and bowing. They were playing. Dog was not running full pelt either.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 11

the dog might have been tired from having been running from them for a while by the time the this recording was taken.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Last time i got cornered by a gang of predators they were smiling and grinning. Spoiler alert: they were not playing.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Watch vids of dogs being attacked or killed by wolves. This is not play.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey, you know how that looks like a fairly small dog? It’s not, wolves are huge.

6 years ago | Likes 193 Dislikes 3

They look like coyotes to be honest. Also bigger than people expect.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Those are coyotes most likely.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Depends on the wolves, dude. In various countries & climates they're 50lbs. That looks like an ACD so they're probably 80-90

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

These look like coyotes. Very pointy snout and they all are basically the same color. Wolves usually vary in colors from one to another.IMHO

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 14

Nope having dealt with both those are wolves.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Well in my defense they are an Italian wolf which has unique skull relative to other gray wolf https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_wolf

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wolves are huge, didn't you see the documentary The Grey with Liam Neeson?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Wolves are much bigger than dogs.

6 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

Most dogs, anyway. Wolfhounds are big for a reason.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Camera man is a complete asshole. I’d be running straight at them screaming.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

He made a handbrake turn through the fence. Good boy's got skills

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't let your dog roam. Coyotes can take down a large dog, let alone wolves.

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

The dog got outside the electric fence area.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i got home once to find my dog covered in blood, freaked out, and in the morning found the bodies of three coyotes

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You must live out West. The coyotes around here (NE) can run over 100lbs and have been known to entice dogs to chase, another comes in and >

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

hamstrings em.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My dog was a 125 pound killing machine bred to hunt lions

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But yeah, I live in California, lol

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who the hell records this? Save your damn dog

6 years ago | Likes 583 Dislikes 36

... it's not his dog ???

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Someone who’s out of .30-06 cartridges and their .357 only has iron sights.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why are you assuming the person recording is the only person there? Someone in the background could be running for the rifle.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How do you know the person recording didn't throw the dog over the fence?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

My world doesnt work like that

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's not my dog.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A big F_____g Yes I agree.?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right!? Throw sticks at the wolves, I don't know but do SOMETHING, goodness

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

How about no? If you have a rifle, maybe. But im not about to run in, fists blazing, like some kangaroo just punched my dog.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Who says you have to charge in? Make loud noises, scream, smash things

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So you go to save your dog, and your dog in turn goes into defense mode and ends up being killed trying to protect you. That’s much better.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Unless I have a rifle, I'm not gonna get between 3 wolves and their meal...

6 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 10

You don’t need to get close to scare animals off, the echo from the mountains will generate a loud noise

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

I'll fight three wolves with a rock, dont touch my dog. I'll domesticate all of them.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Good man.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RIP dude

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I wouldn't record it but getting back inside before a cougar/bear/coyote/wolf killed me was the reason my dad got me a dog as a kid

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did... did all four of them attack at once?!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah a few close scrapes with all except coyotes, those cowards. Although I'm guessing one killed my cat.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could be wrong, but from the tail wagging and the general posturing it looks like they are playing, I have seen pack dogs hunt if they 1/?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 9

Wanted to get him, he would have been gotten.2/2

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

Wolves hunting dogs look like they are playing. They toy around with it and then it gets serious fast. The found footage of hunting dogs w/

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

cams who get attacked by wolves look EXACTLY like this.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think it's b/c they're unsure, so they are hesitant, dodging, jumping back etc uncertainly, and it looks like play.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

From a Finnish newspaper today: Hunters dog was being eaten alive by 3 wolves. Warning shot with a rifle didn't scare off the wolves. 1/3

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

He had to shoot at one the wolves to get the rest to back off. Both dog and wolf died. The hunter is being investigated for a hunting crime.

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Dog died how?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm just spitballing here, but maybe it was...idk...from being attacked by fucking wolves?

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It sounds like it was a wolf attack

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From injuries suffered in the wolf attack.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

since wolves are classified as endangered in Finland. Most likely he will not get sentenced since he was protecting his property (dog). 3/3

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

If I saw my dog attacked by any wildlife, endangered or otherwise, I'd have gunned down the entire pack if needed. Nobody touches my family.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

Although my reaction would probably be the same, hunters do take a knowing risk when they use hunting dogs here.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Might not be their dog, it was on the other side of the fence. They could have seen it quick and thought it was a fox.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And just what colour are foxes?! Are U colour blind.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Blonde, black, grey, red, brown.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reddish orange, very similar to the dog. There are many colors of foxes. Don't be a bitch just to be a bitch.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whose the bitch now. Just in what country are they that colour? YOU are an authority or a meaningful wiseass?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Still you. And the entire northern hemisphere. I'm not an authority no, I've just seen them with my own eyes.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even if it's not your dog, save it!

6 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 8

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Yea! Save one dog and let the three wolves die

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Maybe the person filming doesn’t want to go charging out into the snow to confront a pack of hunting predators? Not everyone owns a gun

6 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 9

Save the dog or don't but do not fucking record it!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Why do you Americans think guns are the only fucking solution? They're animals. Run directly at them yelling and they'll bolt. Fucking hell.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Make any kind of noise, pots and pans maybe

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

Wolves need to eat too

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

From across the field? Against wolves that hunt this close to human habitation?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Who the fuck brings dishes up a mountain?

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Lmaoo

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If they live in a cabin or camping you would bring some type of Pan to cook

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fence suggests owned property, which suggests a homestead. So I hope they have something to cool with in their home.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Suuuper zoom lens, they are way to far away to do anything. All they can do is watch. Probably very relieved when he was safe

6 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 2

This is america I assume we have rifles

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 10

REALLY......? HOW DO YOU KNOW FOR SURE?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My rifle has a scope on it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

Sorry I forgot Americans are handed guns when you turn 6

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Have you not heard about all the bears and schools? Shit's crazy over here. :)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you live somewhere rural with wolves...you should have a fucking gun

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Username checks out?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It still is a very dificult shot and there's a chance you kill/wound your dog and gift those wolfs the easiest meal they've ever had.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

......tell me how. Honest question

6 years ago | Likes 296 Dislikes 13

There are many rifles with nice optics that would turn a wolf inside out at that range. One dead would likely scatter the rest

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Rifle.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Any damned way you can!

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Guns

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chances are you have a rifle if you are living where wolves are near

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gun

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you live in a place where there are literal wolf packs chasing your dog, you better have one

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My first thought is to blast noise from my phone and start running at them.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I’d have to take a go at least. No way could I watch my little one get killed. Granted... I’d die. Hopefully saving a dog.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good skills to the dog though! Nicely played!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude I’ll get downvoted but if that’s my dog I’m shooting wolves..

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fashion a shotgun shell to the end of a stick and jab it into the wolf.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most wolves are terrified of humans as they should be.

6 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 7

and you know this from all of your run-ins with packs of wolves out in the wild?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I know from my uncle who drove 3 off from his dog. Ran all them, yelling and screaming like a madman. Wolves took one look and bolted.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A single, well-fed wolf is terrified of humans. But I wouldn't mess with a pack that's hunting.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Think three wolves is enough for them to be confidence to take down a human.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm sure they aren't when they're a hungry pack. I bet they'd love to chow down on one of us long pigs

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Most wolves alive today are descendants of those that were scared of humans. The others usually got themselves killed sooner or later.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only three confirmed cases of deaths by wolves in North America, ever. Bet your ass I'd be running to save my dog.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Less than 5 confirmed attacks by healthy wolves on humans in North America since European colonization. Guns quickly knocked out their spunk

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Guns of course! But not running at it waving your arms in the middle of a hunt.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

With the rifle u need to carry when bringing your dog to coyote country

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Big stick.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seriously even it you shoot you couod hit the dog or scare it into them, dumb AF *SaVe ThE DoG" im not having my family lose me over a dog

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 24

Good grief. Here we go again. Do not try to argue here about a dogs life being worth more than your own. Bc they won’t accept that.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Fine, don't do anything 2 save the dog, that's your decision but at least don't record your dog possibly being killed. That's horrible!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The sound... the sound will startle them all. Wild animals will run from the sound of gunfire. Shoot it in the air

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

No they don't in areas with alot if gunfire, alsk just as likely to scare dog into the wolves, have yiu ever hunted or lived around wolves?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Yes to both, guns scared them off

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My uncle has. Scared off a pack chasing his dog by running at them yelling and screaming. They bolted.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's because you think you're more important to your family than the dog

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I am.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Is that not true?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Depends on the person

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I won't judge you for that call but err, wouldn't hitting the dog be both a very very small risk and well.. the dogs chances are close to >

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

> fucked anyway. I'd say take the shot, worst case scenario you fail.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Low chance? How much do you shoot?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

3 Times, but in general that was convincing enough to know that while it's a tad hard to actually hit the wolves, hitting the dog would >

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Pew pew

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Watch " The Grey" Liam Neesom will show you.

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

Yeah.....did you see the end??!!!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok so I got “tape mini bottles of alcohol to hands” and then “cut to black”. Here I go, wish me luck.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You got this, go for it.???

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"The Grey" is insane and wildlife biologists want to pull it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Liam Neeson didnt save shit in that move, 'cept his dignity, dude went out like a BAMF

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love how half of these people are encouraging charging a pack of wolves while "looking big" and yelling. TBQH I'm not testing that.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

That's fine. It worked for my uncle. Saved his dog.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Didn't work on a hawk going after my birds, so I doubt it will work on a pack of hungry wolves. I'm just grabbing my gun. Guns always work

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Well thats not a comment you see on imgur too often

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seriously dude?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well... yeah. I'm not charging a predator, that's foolish. I'm finna use long range and not get mauled.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly. Let's go give the wolves a stern talking to. I'm sure they'll apologise and return to their den with tails between legs.

6 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 22

Run up, put your hands over your head so you look bigger, shout as loud as you can, gesture threateningly. Pick up and throw some rocks...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...if any are handy. They will scatter. Also those look a lot more like coyotes than wolves, which means even more likely to work

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not the coyotes from where I am from. It's a huge problem for us, they will attack about anything and don't give a shit about loud sounds.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trip in the snow, fall, get knocked out, savaged, dead.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah? They gonna get you from the other side of that electric fence that they can't figure out how to chase the dog through?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Surprisingly, perhaps, that would be sufficient. Wolves are intelligent, they won't mess with a big loud human.

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

A PACK in hunt? Yeah you've never been around wolves

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Like one wolf, sure. But when they outnumber you they'll probably realize they can take you out. Like you said, they're hella smart

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Supposedly works with cougars, bears and other predators, but, I wouldn't be in a hurry to test the hypothesis. I love dogs, but prefer life

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

It works on a single predator, most of the time. Not a pack.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A single wolf I would be somewhat willing to test if needed. A pack, hunting? Nah...

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

A rifle.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Remember that video of the dude taking on a kangaroo that had his dog? I'm sure thatd work again /s

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

A .22 would be enough

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's easy, you let the wolves eat you to let the dog get away. It's not rocket science Einstein!

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Legit, you can scare them off as long as they haven't been acclimated to humans. Loud noise or fire will do the trick

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Grab a big stick or branch, wave it around and yell.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Rifle?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You own a gun living out their pop one in the air

6 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 8

Fire OFF A Shot!!! Once Dog clears......kill da rest and mount their heads!!!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Here in Texas its illegal even if on your own property since the shot could land anywhere.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Fuck that. Shoot the lead wolf. I would shoot anything and anyone to save my dog.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dunno in America, but in Europe, and Italy there, I'm not sure many people own a gun. Especially not photographers (watermark on the video).

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

you realize literally every european country has hundreds of thousands of gun owners yea? The lowest gun ownership is Iceland at 100k or so

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Somehow i'm doubting that Iceland with your supposed number of 1 in 3 people owning a gun is the lowest per capita in europe...

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Wut...

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

I'd actually shoot at the ground, not the air, since it is safer. But yeah, the loud bang of gunfire usually scares them off.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

If you are in an area like that, you probably own a firearm. Fire it into the sky to scare them

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Scaring them would work. But they know there's food around that part now.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless you are firing blanks or aiming straight up that's a really bad idea. There was a bullet hole in the wall of my uncles apt from that.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Only shoot the sky with a shotgun. Rifle bullets follow a parabolic arc and can give wicked distance. Rifle and pistol should be fired ...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shoot a gun off would likely scare the wolves away.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Or scare the dog into them

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Lots of sound and flailing

6 years ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 6

Ah. My morning wake up routine then.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ah yes, dinner and a show.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That wont work on a pack.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Actually, it will.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

guns would

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

No fuckin shit, that wasn't the topic. But thanks for shoehorning in that you have a hard-on for firearms.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I dont think that works with a pack of hunting wolves tbh

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It would, actually. Even in a small pack, if a human charges at them, yelling a d screaming, they will bolt.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah so just like having sex?

6 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Yes but without the crying

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is the only comment I upvoted in this thread

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Glad to have made your day, your week, your month or even, and I'll admit this one is a bit of a stretch, your year

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What do you flail exactly during sex?

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

What don't YOU flail? Have you ever even been able to do some sex? Probably not.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My... looks at notes... ponus

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Hunters don't like anything even close to a fair fight. If you can run up at all, odds are they'd at least pause to figure you out.

6 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 4

note: "hunters" as in anything that hunts, wolves included

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0