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Jun 9, 2016 3:42 PM
OctopussSevenTwo
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necrophiliawithextrasteps
rekt
KoliRobben
Level 5 Clinger
GGCrono
You know what? I'm 100% down for this meme coming back. Bring it on!
Wrenchwrangler
I know a move to get out of that and the person will also never want to do it t you again
RubberChickenGoD
senoranderpants
I'd wager everyone saying he's holding back has never grappled. Speed and skill beat raw strength any day. Source: have grappled with women.
myr14d
No no, he didn't roll a 1. This is a Level 1 character trying to take on a level 6 character.
SeaHutch
I miss these
Buksesigmund
thatoneguywhoyouthoughtwasryanrenaldssexclamation
She looks divine. Like, hot damn.
JaberBelluccii
She gave me a boner with that choke
10GREY
Awesome post. I'd just like to point out that the little shimmy she gives in #2 is fucking hot. Also, her take down was impressive! +1
Badlyphotoshopedconfucedfloofygiraff
I like to snuggle too
GreenPoops
Little spoon
DeadpoolIsMySpiritAnimal
He had a higher AC but if he rolled a 2 or better she wouldn't have been able to smack his ass. That was because of his crit fai
CopyPasteProgrammer
He didn't get up because he was trying to hide his erection.
ItsJusDave
My hard penis would probably keep her a good distance away
LowlevelRebel
Damn both her heels went right into his junk. She fights to win.
Jardozer
Technically with how her ankles lock you can triangle them with your legs and just push down, but nonetheless she got him good.
fairybug
I'm assuming the rest of those guys are her brothers.
Carbonbasedlife
I don't think he rolled a 1. I think she rolled a 20.
chicmagnetwampa1
Gave up his back... fatal mistake
AlexDuos
To those saying she only won because he let her; trying grappling a woman who actually knows how to fight. I'll see you when you wake up.
sexconker
I hope you'll have a snack ready. I'm usually hungry after.
BlackSpiderMan
Yea imagine if she'd been a man.
Killertortilla
While I agree with your point, we're talking about the 2 people in the gif, not trained fighters.
Drasel
I'm pretty sure that woman is a trained mma fighter.
AlexDuos
I'm not saying she's a pro, but she definitely knew what she was doing from the way she set her grip and her legs.
PieluverCaolan
Getting in trouble for fighting a girl?
kungfucatattack
If things go right...maybe the good type of trouble. Grappling can be quite arousing..grrrrr
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
That's how my last girlfriend and I got together ;)
51CorgisInABar
Is that why tickle fights end in sex?
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
If you're lucky :)
kungfucatattack
As a grappler this is fun..can be arousing too tussling about like that...getting all hot and sweaty..then someone's on top...accuse me..
CarlosSpicyweiner
Accuse you of what?
Hedgehoglet
i can't help but feel he held back, unsure how serious she was.. ?
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
I suspect he just underestimated her. He didn't think she had any chance against him.
Sacurason
Idk, that was a pretty vicious looking attack.
FINISHTHETITLE
They were play wrestling in the living room, she played a little harder. Everyone is over analyzing it
whatsadilla
i did mma for a little. always held back on women and i would let then win
Spinzaku
His hesitation was noticeable. Fighting a girl is lose/lose. Win/hurt her and no one is impressed, might even get in trouble.
hereforthensfwreddits
Let her win and rub her body all over yours is a win-win in my book.
Hedgehoglet
pretty much, yeah :/
JustADumbRename
Then you know the wrong kind of girls
flamingflamingo
lol ok
GdSvThQn
It's normally not the girls that take offense to guys fighting a girl.
Esarai
That butt bongo at the end...
Molvanian
She has a hell of a headlock.
theaterofdreams
She looks exactly like my ex and we used to do this for fun. She made my ass tap several times. I miss this
ARAHforlife
I have a tough time fighting when I have a boner too.
CaptRealBad
I use my boner as a tiny spear of sillyness
MFWmyusernameisavailable
+1 for honesty xD
NonExistingName
Careful, or you'll break it... ouch
CaptRealBad
Owwwie
AnonymouslyGratifying
awesome how she took him down but it's never really a true fight when women grapple with men. the guys never go full force, with well reason
Punderstandable
In high school, the only person in my weight class was a girl. I won every time. It was just awkward. It felt like she didn't try
Menasyng
She wanted to be more than just enemies.
Punderstandable
It was just awkward. She half-resisted, she didn't even wrestle back.
Menasyng
Have you seen the wrestling scene from lion king? She wanted the Simba treatment.
Punderstandable
It's not fun if I don't have to try.
Klockwerk13
Having grappled with women in MCMAP, they can take it. A trained woman will fuck you up.
MihajloMilenkovic
MCMAP and friendly wrestling are not the same thing.
fufuwewe
yeah maybe if she weighed the close to me and I never trianed a day in my life, beyond that not a chance.
TheDoctormoriarty
I had to grapple one of my best friends in a mud pit for mcmap she hated when guys held back against her, so i didn't, i almost drowned her.
fufuwewe
and by trained I don't even mean wrestling or fighting just in general, genders are separated for a reason.
JustADumbRename
Yeah no. Untrained maybe, but if you're both trained it gets real
cslewisck
... Well these two fall into that untrained category then, don't they?
devnull791101
wheres the rest of it. i'm assuming he didnt try hit her
keyserv
Usually when I'm playfully wrestling, I'm not trying to drop Bs on my buddy.
ICanChangeMyNameLater
He didn't. I've seen the full version and he just goofed around.
infiniteblaze
He just goofed around because he didn't know what the hell he was doing. He let her get back control on him, and it was done from there.
billyunsnbillyuns
Oh shut up
diehardlance
White knights unite!
Whitetiger7654
Watch the full video and he could have easily seriously hurt her. But he didn't drop her on the floor hard like he could have.
FizzleWizzle
You're an expert on living room wrestling huh?
Synner1985
Your comment made this for me, thank you! +1
0100111101010000
Sauce me?
ICanChangeMyNameLater
I have no link. I just remember the video.
afewfacts
Came up on Friday for while back
ICanChangeMyNameLater
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lEOtomJlm4 here you go. You can see he wasn't trying too hard and could have straight up slammed her.
IdealGummyBear
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YouWillNotLikeThis
Also notice guy in chair tripes him
Zoroasterisk
"tripes"
dawigas
I am actually curious, have you ever wrestled before ?
ICanChangeMyNameLater
Yes. I've trained in wrestling, karate, aikido, and touched on jiu-jitsu and judo.
gadgetice
+1 for realism and sauce
MechaNinja
It's always looked to me like he thought it was going to be one sided, and intended to go easy on her and learned a lesson.
ICanChangeMyNameLater
I think, once they hit the ground, he really slacked off because he thought he hurt her. That's when she took control.
DjBEEFY
They're grappling, not fighting.
TheWayADrillWorks
Did you want a long exposition on the grappling rules?
devnull791101
either way. he's being nice to the hot chick and got taken
Pyschonoob
he wasn't being nice, she had full control over that situation which is why he got choked and didn't know how to defend
DjBEEFY
As a BJJ practitioner I'm gonna go ahead and say she knew what she was doing, he didn't. He lost fair and square.
Mrwubbles
Hahahah no you're not, anyone who's even practiced before can clearly see he wasn't trying and she was.
fufuwewe
and as BJJ practitioner you couldn't tell he was joking around and she went full out? thats hard to believe.
GdSvThQn
Nobody said that he didn't lose, just that it was pretty obvious that he was being hesitant and not as committed to it as her.
Pyschonoob
being hesitant =/= him clearly not knowing what to do
dickable
Blow Job Job???