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I know I'm gonna buy some extra lights this year.
Nov 26, 2016 11:43 AM
ColdBloodedSniper
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I know I'm gonna buy some extra lights this year.
thatdudethatslonely
Ya a girlfriend would be nice
reid2048
A friend would be nice
breezecakeyum
Lights? Bed? That weird smudge on the bed?
Alyssandre
Do you want broken Christmas lights? Because that's how you get broken Christmas lights!!
Alyssandre
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TheREALRoadWarrior
Thanks.... I gotta go... return some videotapes
MikeDuke
Ho Ho Ho ...Merry xmas then
dav3nasty
Totes rape
Adamanteus
A fire hazard? No thank you.
bxiii
What is that thing that was poorly photoshopped out on the right side of the bed??
Tornadotaco
I dunno it was poorly shopped out
Trelfar
A watermark added by the idiot who removed half the pixels.
GlenGaming
Can you ask her to scoot over and unplug those things?
TemetNosce000
rvbshard
That's an fire hazard both from faulty wiring and burning loins
Trelfar
Sauce (with more): http://witchoria.com/post/135684438582/lit Photography by Victoria Siemer
KilgorTrout451
My present is under the tree.
lostwynter
Pretty but... as a lesbian all I want is a girl who's willing to wear stockings in bed... No sense tying them all up I say.
princeaizen
I'm sure a lot of people want a nice comfy bed to sleep in for Christmas
WalkingMurphysLaw
Her legs are wrapped shut. Wouldn't be ideal.
TheCobb1
Lift her ankles and hold to the side.
Yamko
What the fuck her right hand looks like a foot
rainmakerab
Ridiculous , no pillows
tarataqa
I bet she's got a pair of dirty pillows right there
rainmakerab
Yuck, "dirty" pillows
losescrew
Mmmmm
TheStaffmaster
How are you supposed to spelunk her ladycave with your creamburrito if she's got her legs tied together with electrified wires?
ColdBloodedSniper
Your new to sex, eh? Lol you can lift her legs and or even move them to the side as you lift a little
TheStaffmaster
Actually no, I'm so experienced I know this isn't sexy, it's impractical. Sure, it looks like a good idea on paper, but then you're there...
PerkeleelekreP
Death by electric bed
LachrymoseEngineer
you could use the battery powered ones
ruthbaderginsburg
Battery powered led. No fire and cool to the touch, no burns.
cariadically
and I'm just sitting here wondering: Is that glitter next to her on the bed? Someone is gonna have an awful night.
SalsaCat
A fire hazard?
yamahog
ok FYI nerds - don't actually use Christmas lights for bondage. just a quick photo op.
ThatDwarfWhoStealsYourOpinions
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH HER ARMS?
MooseGoneMeh
*ahem* glass shards in your skin.
Whynotoverwatch
LEDs
TheBlueMuppet
Glass Shards? I call them Encouragement Candy. Harder!
WorkerLurker
I will probably get the led strand for this instead, and hopefully a second to tie up with my GF again.
WorkerLurker
LED
learningisfun
I just think it would be more uncomfortable for the sub
niteofgond
And?
daelith
Uncomfortable does not mean bad, depending on the sub.
Mirawatts
More uncomfortable means more exciting, I'm the sub.
Mirawatts
More uncomfortable for the sub? I'm a sub and I would love for it to be more uncomfortable.
CrispyDuckSauce
Huh, I've seen stranger things
tarataqa
I wish this was Winona Ryder, if you know what I mean...
jhaney37
NorbertDemeter
Pack it up guys, we're not doing better than this...
iDigDinos
pretty punny ;)
exosquadwasmyfavoriteshowwheniwasachild
This is a spin off called "freaky stuff."
cunninlinguist
You have? - is it any good?
CrispyDuckSauce
Absolutely
attackofthequokka
If you like amazingly predictable plot and incredibly shallow 80s pandering, go for it
iamthisguy247
Omg that's my fav!!!
CrispyDuckSauce
Not sure why this is being down voted, it's a very fair opinion
attackofthequokka
check out all the low standards nostalgics getting butthurt
Terminal56
What happened to barb in that show its like everyone forgot about her. Her mom calls up to ask where she is one day then forgets about her.
JimboChief
The subtlety with this one... I like it.
BanadecCamberbootch
He saw his opportunity to... run with it.
anonnona887
You mean 40 mins of untangling Christmas lights?
daelith
Learn to spool them up properly and it just unrolls.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Just leave 'em, they keep her from getting cold. Tends to happen after the first couple hours.
DeanP3456562456456
Untangle them? Just put the whole thing into a rug and dump it.
Cahokia123
unamailer
Love you Katy. 3>
WhatsTheMatterBeavis
What, assistance keeping her legs closed?
ColdBloodedSniper
Never had sex before eh? You can have sex like this. It's not complicated lol
WhatsTheMatterBeavis
Grow up