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Feb 26, 2018 2:32 AM
TheOtherHaffaWaffle
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stren
Cause I have a bowl of marbles just sitting around
vinylspear
Stop spraying your plants with insecticides and my job will get a whole lot easier. Bee keepers are getting tired of dead outs and round up.
BlueDucktape
Or you know just a rock
chonsan1
Its winter, the bees are sleeping
MironGaines
Same reason I put rocks in my birb bath
NPCommentator
And what about those of us in areas where having standing water is problematic due to mosquito issues?
SherMattLockSmith
Simple, don't let the water stagnate. Change it daily and you will have no issue.
Djinnistorm
CanisMaximus
Wouldn't a few sticks floating in the water bee cheaper?
PartOfTheRebelAllianceAndATraitor
Use clear marbles instead of dark marbles. Mosquitoes love dark wet places.
TheDarkElfDM
Thankful humans came along and developed marbles so bees have safe places to drink - as if millions of years of evolution failed....
sushi1234
But how do bees drink in their natural habitat?
Favri
Unless you are allergic to bees. Then maybe don't try and draw them near you.
b1ohazard777
Bee water, my friend.
CorporateFatCat
MKUltraMega
Beeeee watererer
GreatDaneGirl
We were in Arizona & I tried to rescue 2 bees that fell into our dogs water dish. Was so sad they died so I tried left water on rocks.
MrFeexit
Well.... it’s gonna be a bowl of frozen marble water but I’ll try...
sutra46
And if you have gardens, even pot on your window sill, plant nectar giving plants. Research local nectar plants. Brings butterflies too!
sonofatroll17
Do you want bees? Because that's how you get bees
SensibleChuckleNorris
Be the bee! - Jeremiah Fink
iuhera
That's marbleelous
Toofwess
Bees saved. World saved. God bless you.
SuscriptorJusticiero
Bee water my friend.
salzersthesalamander
My husband will Love this. He makes me save bees that are drowning in our pool. I get a lecture every time of their importance and purpose.
Cheomesh
This safe space shit has gone too far!
SatanIsMyMotor
What if the wasps drink from the water and the bees go into the bottle?
AllHailTheCritbow
Actually, the bees wouldn't eat the meat, assuming you're referring to the bottle I think you are.
choakid999
Sugar water or regular?
PresidentProTempore
I'm so glad there's been this change to stop the fear of bees in the past few years.
skylin05
I have an extreme phobia of bees and other flying stingy things but I want them to live and such.
chrisdafish
Im usually terrified of bugs but im more chill around bees
MobiusTurtle
Deathly afraid of bees and all things that sting. I purposely do whatever it takes to not harm bees under any circumstances.
Tygron
Been stung enough time without doing anything to provoke it. Fuck bees
doyoufeelit
It's been enough time since the bees killed Thomas J. This generation hasn't lost a beloved character to bees. This gen loves bees.
Kaboing
But fuck wasps they don't have a good purpose just pain.
zerotrani
There's a type of paper wasp that tolerates people and kills garden pests. They get cranky when you're right by their nest, though *shrug*
FightMeYouLongAssBitch
Step 1: attract bees, Step 2: ???, Step 3: Profit
cyanidkatharsis
Step 2 is obviously milk their tiny teets for the honey.
Ireallycantthinkofanythingbetterrightnow
you forgot the magnets
ciiral
Step two seems pretty obvious
magoichi75
Step 4: harvest and eat the pure delicious liquid gold
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
Step 2 is pollination of crops and whatnot.
braindrill
CharlesXavier666
jarredpowwer
Bees?
FightMeYouLongAssBitch
Gregyn
Beads!
ParryLost
Simpson, you diabolical...
Sgtserger
PornHubChan
vixvox
2: make mead.
pdhackley
Bees not Gnomes!
FixedsysLabs
Step 2:Plant some flowers
ThePiedPiperofRuination
Step 2: Become Dr. Bees
SuperMegaFishBoned
Djinnistorm
neotheIcecream
TheToughestGuyInLetterkenny
May I sample the platter?
clownfarts
Step 3: You get to keep eating.
alanasaurus
another helpful tip
NerdN1
Valentines Day surprise. Add a little oomph to that kiss!
GreaterDog
toomuchkentucky
If this would actually work, as someone allergic to bees, I would be terrified
iamthisguy247
That makes sense.
VelvetThunder1
slightlysol
Now I need to weigh the pros and cons of walking up to someone and then opening my mouth to let a bee fly out.
OfficialJoeBiden
There are only pros. No cons.
CyanXiphos
Pros: You're now candyman... Cons: You're now candyman...
ciiral
A bee flew up my nose once, very unpleasant
theGildedDanMan
Same thing happened but with a fly. So. Hard. To. Get. Out.
CreamAndShit
I take it it did not enjoy it's stay up there?
ciiral
It didn't sting me, it was struggling and I blew it out. There's always that phobia of live things getting into your bodies holes.
dilphyo
Except for that one guy and his gerbil
Ivalicenyan
It's simple, easy, and free!
LiteralNazi
Oh god I know this reference, why can't I remember exactly where its from? Was it just another meme?
notthedevilipromise
It's a tumblr post that says "It's quick, it's easy and it's free! Pour river water into your socks!" Someone asks why and that's the reply.
enderlord99
It's similar to part of http://www.bogleech.com/creepy/creepy16sixeasysteps.html but I don't know if that's the actual reference.