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source: http://www.boredpanda.com/diy-low-cost-cosplay-anucha-saengchart/
wingalingdragon27
Wait, which ones are the originals and which are the cosplays?
BuzzedLightyear1
What a fucking legend
explodingcoyote
+1 for bloody roar
needvacationfromlife
cleavergrill
I like how serious his cat looks. Like he wants to help and do a good job.
owlest
I like the one where he forces his sleeping cat to stand up to pose for him
Aerisot
He fucking turned himself into a popcicle, I lost my shit at that one.
Nietzch
I love the gintoki one. I rarely hear about that show here, even though it is pretty hilarious.
Hajimaaaaaaahajima
#7 SEHUN
HeyyThatsPrettyGood
Bless him
Deathyt
Sigh, why can't you just masturbate like other kids Martin?
Xzanos
That is the most cooperative goddamn cat
BuggytheAutisticClown
that fukken gintama one
hoffbox
I like how he didn't even have to provide a source image for Goku.
freshoffthetugboat
For Asian kids, probably more recognizable than superman lol
Theinternetwasinventedforveryimportantscience
TIL in Thailand they have Bugels and they call them AGHLH
LobMob
This is art.
Dalylah
Pringle lips and Bugle fingernails are always awesome!
Ns0081
Slardar !!! :D
mksu
This is the new gold standard in cosplaying. Downvote everything else.
ImgurPlz
Down with AW strippers "cosplaying"! ...am I rite?
CaptDeadpool
The commitment is unreal
Mywholelifeisthunder
I thought the same when I saw he covered both his hands with a sharpie
BoringPrivateQRCode
Died his hair, even.
VegetaIsMyHero
So we're not gonna talk about the creepy ass lays bag?
nydad
trollprozac
Gooby pls
NobodysEverSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
That wolverine one is actually pretty damn impressive
KennyRoc
That and the captain America using his hair as a mask is hilarious
Kalael
I just hope that's not a permanent marker.
jazzmizz
Sehun from EXO really got me, haha.
Muffledmuffin
really didn't expect that. But i think i found my Halloween costume
NotSoFunnyOP
I commented on this already, but just noticed this comment so here's a special gif for you!
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NotSoFunnyOP
Micahnanners
His forced perspectives are on point.
Lucyloves
Low cost but definitely not low effort.
Faltron
Low costplay
hexas911
You beat me to it :(
sffmunkee
I'm not gonna lie, these are legitimately amazing.
spamandcrap0
The boros one is pretty damn good actually
shalmdi
I AM going to lie. These did not amuse me!
sffmunkee
I see what you did there
DishCrazy
This kid is a genius.
TheScarletBitch
Tom Lenk is doing something similiar, only his are celebrity cosplays. They're also fantastic
btimup
If you gave him a ton of money I bet he'd make the best and most realistic costumes the world has ever seen
JupiterJedi
I--i need a cat.
ssj5legend
Nuff said
deonizm
Especially how the Goku one didn't need explanation. Nice touch.
Yurifan
I actually thought it was Yugi, but i guess there would be some browny red ones to
ManuelMares
O didn't knew who he was til i read your comment
PhatEarth
So creative!
Superfastsheep
Hella creative
RighteousBeard
That's what I was sayin'!
LordNoodles
My exact words as I was going through his
deoch15
Same
LordNoodles
I meant to write this but missed. Oops. This comment is boring. I pushed a kid over once playing laser tag.
oreowhisperer
Nice save
DONTkilmeh
OH MY GOODNESS! I didn't even notice that it was the same person until I read your comment!
NothingOfValueContributed
same here!
Caspooky
How did you not notice?!
DONTkilmeh
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I honestly don't know. I was dumbfounded after reading that comment.
GickledPherkins
Because he's looks exactly like a new person every time!
DONTkilmeh
I mean his cosplay is spot on...
ABillionDucks
Because they don't think all Asians look alike even when they're the same person.
DONTkilmeh
I ain't racist
DONTkilmeh
Jk I'm racist as fuck
Mooncheeses
Sensodyne? Low cost my ass.
Nancie
A store or generic brand would have worked just fine.
MotherofMrFace
IHaveNoIdeaAnymore
Always upvote Robin Williams +1
MissSpaceFace
Well, no wonder he can afford it with all the money he saves on costumes..
gwynbleiddX
Same thought. Could've used Colgate.
yuyufan43
Colgate? What are you, a millionaire?! You need Target generic teethgum.
gwynbleiddX
Even better idea. Get some Walmart shit.
yuyufan43
Even I won't go that far.
JenniferWilde
Was looking for this comment, it's such expensive paste. I have to use it for my sensitive teeth since nothing else works. Cringed!
Chuvy
and sashimi?!
PuppyDontCare
It hurt my eyes to see that shashimi with face grease
LemonWars
He's from Thailand so it's most likely dirt cheap over there.
Chuvy
gotcha
Tankenbawhl
exactly my thoughts
yuyufan43
I thought that when I saw the sushi
ItsAScienceOven
Sensodyne is actually cheap in Thailand, though sashimi is still expensive af
60FPSDoggo
Pepsodent anyone? *silence*
OutrageousHemmorhoid
I'm pleased you pointed that out: it's about the most expensive toothpaste available. They just wasted $7.
likearainbow
I wasn't able to enjoy the rest of the photos i was so disturb by the waste of expensive sensodyne
underwearjackpot
This comment would have been so much more brilliant if it had been Preparation H...
MarkItEightDude
I have questions, can we talk about this:
NeonGrid
Low cost bidet
sicklehawthorn
i'm brazilian and this is super common here. i have one at home, it works great.
tumeski
We have them in Finland, called PILLU PUHELIN! Roughly translate "Pussy phone". Women use it mostly, men to wash that diarrhea off
HarrisonLichtenberg
Use it to spray the stray poop off your bumhole.
EvanJames
Thailand
thatcrazyasian
That's how you clean your butt.
craziicrazii
stole the question right out of my asshole
PatrickRob82
I have something like this at my house but I use it to spray clumps of shit off of my baby's cloth diapers.
faceeatingtoast
That's what mine started out for, but now it's for my undercarriage.
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
They may be dead fish but they're still fish Mark. Geesh. Fish need water bro
Fumbledpersonality
Two words. Butt stuff.
nervesatme
It's to wash your bum. I mean unless you like Shit all up your butt after a dry rub.
baconsmellsreallygood
Doesnt matter how much you clean you will always have a percentage of fecal mattter on your anus
Radix865
Yet your ass is still cleaner than your bellybutton or beard.
FourEasyPayments
Fascinating.
wowwhatagreataudience
All dat sashimi isn't low cost...
grasstypes
In Thailand, it is haha.
wowwhatagreataudience
Nice!
godskook
No.
grasstypes
That is the most efficient way to clean your butthole in Asia.
CobraFlyingAnA10DroppingSpidersBecauseScrewYou
No
Thakurdwara
This is the greatest thing in the world. We westerners got it all wrong about hygiene. I miss Asia.
PacZeterson
No they're actually terrible. I was so happy to go home after half a year of squatty potties and bum hoses
basicunicorn
Me too. So wrong.
sj2890
These are easy to install. We put them in all of our bathrooms.
TheLardDork94
Not all westeners: Spanish, French and Italian aren't barbarians and we have these hoses and bidets
Slimbafull
If you make a huge mess shitting, you can wash the bowl with it
doobieornotdoobie
Toilet bidet its called. Its really useful. You'll never know when you will get your salad tossed
DidItForScience
Most people I know that have those are parents that use them to wash out their used cloth baby diapers.
DannyHawkins187
I'm more concerned about food on the toilet
TelegramSam
We've got these "hand showers" almost everywhere in Finland. Even some public toilets, especially the ladies ones, for period time wash ups.
n0sse
Some people have this nice name "Pillupuhelin" to it, which translates as "Pussyphone".
Dumfuc
Installed one on my bathroom last month. my ass has ascended to a greater plane.
videogamesmademedoit
My bff has one, it's for her cloth diapers, you know, to was the poop out before throwing them in the washer...
bataafleck
Google image: toilet shower jet. Common in Asia. Using only toilet paper to clean your bum is barbaric.
MopoFett
bum guns are the way forward, feels cleaner than any wipe ever does
naebrad
Anax01
I've only seen one in Greece: the one my mother installed in her apartment. (It didn't have a bidet.)
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
you don't know the three seashells?
EvolvedLurker
We need more ppl like you
Solonoid
How is nigiri 'low cost'
ExpertWhale
Ahh yes, the ass blaster.
RaptorAnon2
In the summer here the water in the tank really warms up and I enjoy the feeling of warm water spraying up my butthole.
alysdair
Looks like the cloth diaper sprayer we use that some folks use as a bidet.
BIGBUTTSAREUS
How you not get it all over yourself
faceeatingtoast
It's surprisingly not hard to aim well.
AnarLape
I was more on the lines of wondering why there's for on the toilet bowl lid
kelso0314
well, most peoples bathrooms are cleaner than their kitchen.
sj2890
We install those in our bathrooms: cheap, easily assembled bidet alternative and it works better imo.
Qm198
Waste of water tho. Drinking water nevertheless!
kaltguzman
I owned one when my ex wife did clothe diapers for my son, she use it to spray the shit out of the diapers before we would wash them.
chaquitabananana
My apartment has them! I live in abu Dhabi.
Snooj
It's a toilet attachment for cleaning out cloth diapers.
Snooj
I guess you can downvote but it's not like that doesn't exist: https://www.amazon.com/bumGenius-890077002003-Diaper-Sprayer/dp/B000ZKHVMU
LadybirdBrown
Holy shit, that's expensive. Search shattaf
Snooj
We did cloth diapers for the first kid. Once you're washing out 2-3 poop diapers a day in a toilet you start to feel it's worth it.
Snooj
We never got on because we're cheap, but it still probably would have been worth it.
Snooj
I mean, maybe in his country it's a manual bidet, but in the US you can get them and that's what they're for.
DerpyBabu
Its bidet you baka
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
butt hose. used in combination with fingers of the left hand to wash poo. what, do you just smear it around with fists full of paper (1/2)
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
like a barbarian? (2/2)
MadMantis89
You should make a detailed post on how to use these, I'm highly intrigued. pls
Dreadfutopia
Doesn't it splash everywhere and get on your hands? What do you dry off with?
bobon123
Nop; Toilet paper. In italy we have a different system, bidet and soap. In that case we have a specific towel.
Genuine
Is the towel a one time use or do you reuse it?
bobon123
Do you throw away the towel after shower? We basically do, after cleaning everything with tp, a fast shower limited to the groin area.
MadMantis89
you probably reuse it if you thoroughly washed your butthole, I think
yungbubbles
Toilet salmon... a classic. Similar to Toilet shrimp.
AussieAzza
It's heaven when your ringpiece is stinging from some Delhi Belly.
FergalHB
An improvement in toilet roll the West is yet to catch up on
crazyinternet
Probably a Japanese toilet, they are creative!
MopoFett
close but this guy is Thai, you can tell by the Leo Beer box her has on his head, in Thailand you have bum guns everywhere
saacky
I've seen it all throughout the middle east and Southeast Asian. Just a bidet. More commonly called Muslim showers
spookyS
First time hearing or reading it called like that, I should know since I am from ME
DefenestrationAssistant
Google "bum gun". common in bathrooms in Asia, and surprisingly comfy.
Enderman526
SkyrimForTheDragons
"I have a machine gun... In my butt!?" - AstroBoy
konsumer
Results: http://i44.tinypic.com/swwhlh.gif
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
I just did and found this
it looks like you'd either wharrgarbl or get a couple of pints of water in you
Foxhack
You mean that's not how you do an enema?
RelativeVelocity
Wharrgarbl. Lol!!!
molphen
not surprising
caramellsicko12
Y u guys call it bum gun? U guys have shit paper
letteri
I thought Google Bum Gun may have been a new product... I am disappoint.
sumowoman
A life saver during a menstruation! Instead of having blood literally everywhere, just rinse it neatly away and live on.
hillariousandoriginal
It's called a bidet. Bum gun? Really?
LadybirdBrown
It's actually a shattaf. A bidet is like a toilet bowl with a tap. Bum gun works fine.
Enderman526
Username doesnt check out :(
bataafleck
It's called Toilet Shower Jet
SweenDog
You're telling me it wasn't a drinking spout to hydrate during a rigorous dump?
angrierpanda
Well it's up to you how you want to use it
TheRealDwightSchrute
Gotta re-hydrate after the diarrhea post-Chipotle visit.
IWillCertainlyNotRememberThisUserNameWhenINeedToLogIn
upvoted you to 69, yay! awesome comment, btw.
IOnlyNeedOneBall
It's called a "damp", look it up...I didn't look it up, I'm just hoping to be incidentally reassured by some random Urban Dictionary entry.
xbxoxy
just imagine it if its ful of coca cola <3
AbdulAdheemCampbell
Washing ur ass. Most people in the world do it. Only western weirdos just like wipe it with paper and call it good enough. Yucj
butayarbamg
Right on sir.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
I use a baby wipe when im done with the dry paper. Your move, hose people.
Thexter711
http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/parks-and-recreation-sometimes-when-i-poop-andy.gif
SomeAristocrat
They don't even know how to use the 3 seashells.
OnlyJustJake
You have won the internet for today (as judged by me)
darthtator
That's an old school reference!
JohnFloorwalker
Hey! The Frenchies do it too IIRC. This is America though, we don't like shit to be shot up our ass. Unless you're into that kind of thing..
matteyothecrazy
Not really... Some do, but in every italian house there's a bidet
Sinergy3
My ex taught me to always keep wet wipes by the toilet. I now have the cleanest ass.. the cleanest..
plastikman
flusable wet wipes are a godsend, and keep plumbers in business.
Muffyns
so they fuck up the drainage... isnt that opposite of what you want?
plastikman
Typically, yes.
GingerLaird
Well we wipe for convenience, we generally shower shortly after. It's called a Shit, Shower, n' Shave.
craftinscrap
what about when you are not near a towel, a shower, a change of clothes, or at your house....
GingerLaird
There's usually a sink, but that's not hidden behind a divider so you can't always guarantee absolute privacy in a multi-stall restroom.
GingerLaird
In all other scenarios we wipe until we're done, and hope for access to a shower before the day is out.
SashimiRollin
All have you know, I live in America and I use personal wet wipes. Bidets or ‘bum guns’ aren’t necessarily all the rage here
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Got to use one of those super deluxe Japanese toilets once at the airport in Frankfurt. It was incredible.
headlikeafuckinorange
Where did you find a Japanese Toilet at the Frankfurt Airport?
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
The JAL lounge.
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
Are they the ones like car washes with all the different sages? Do they have hot wax too?
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Close. Warm water, liquid soap, air dryer. Heaven.
ringox
My ass got jealous there for a bit.
HaroldStewartIII
Not I, good sir. I live in Louisiana and I love my bidet. You should've seen my wife's face when she unwrapped it Christmas morning. She 1/2
HaroldStewartIII
had no idea what it was. 2/2
ImGonnaRickRollYou
I live in America... I have one of those... we just call it a bidet.
MayTheTriforceBeWithU
At least we don't have bathrooms like these:
xbxoxy
i got several questions :o
kingharpy
Squatting is better for your colon
MayTheTriforceBeWithU
Sure, but out in the open like that? In a glorified hole in the floor? No thank... No thank
MarkItEightDude
* dry paper
Sockpuppetmastermind
I use wet wipes where I can
JeSuisBaguette
A4 paper
howToLoseTheGame
Sand paper
intothekey
Yea it's nasty, I always try to spoon
LRock10288
Speak for yourself - I got Fresh Wipes in every bathroom, son.
Duendes
Not to be confused with sand paper
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
Or sand paper covered in salt and vinegar
khold
Or sand people. : (
Subconsciousness
I at least wipe dry a few times until it's decently clean and then I'll wet a piece and dry off with a couple more wipes. Just dry wiping /
Subconsciousness
\ isn't enough. You people that only wipe like two or three times all dry disgust me. Next thing you know they're eating sushi on the toilet
Subconsciousness
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Sockpuppetmastermind
I explained to a colleague that if at the gym you sweat with makeup on. Do you use dry paper to clean your makeup off? Why? Doesn't work
thehandsomedoctor
as a man from Italy, home of the bidet, I take offense in your generalisation
purgen
As a man from Dalmatia, the neighbor and fellow user of the bidet, I am also taking offense.
Foxhack
I thought Dalmatians were dogs. :o
purgen
Dalmatia is a region of Croatia :P
theluckysuccess
As a New Yorker, currently on the toilet, I now suddenly feel uncultured.
Josiahkf
As a canadian, I'm sorry.
GuardsmanMiku
does the water shoot out tho? I mean it kinda sounds like a good idea but i dont wanna fuck up and send shit water across the room
imalonelygirlinalonelyworld
If you use bidet and send water across the room, you're shit.
fvckyes
Exactly. I don't get how you can wash your ass and not get the entire stall, and your pants wet.
LadybirdBrown
You wash while still sitting.
FraudulentPepsi
This is not the comment I would expect on this subject from the top Communist Penguin.
comboverftw
As a westerner, do you wipe then wash or visa-versa?
FourEasyPayments
That's some conflicting information.
Dexet
wash - wipe once to dry
LastNightIThoughtItWasAGoodIdea
Wipe - wash - wipe
comboverftw
Interesting. Thanks
NotWelcomehere
Why not just use a wet wipe and be done with it?
Enderman526
wet wipes are heavenly though
bigfatcatandcow
because wiping may pull a hair & cause follicle infections. I've dealt w/ patients w/ hemorrhoids or anal fissure, they benefit from washing
EroticZombiePants
Wouldn't you still have to wipe with paper to dry your asscrack afterwards?
PSIhateyou
Yes but this time there isn't DRIED SHIT CAKED ON YOUR ASS.
TrumpIsAFelon
I wipe before it dries. I also drink lots of water
NotWelcomehere
How long did you let it sit that it's dried?!
WhiskeyTiskets
A few weeks at least.
DefinitelyProbablyPooping
Calm your wet ass down
Cthulhukitten
Don't idle on the toilet and this doesn't become a problem. Shower daily. Problem solved.
joshbaumanspenis
As an American.. learn to wipe your ass better.
Dexet
Say there's some shit on your face. Do you think its clean after you wipe it with dry paper?
AsAnAmerican
Hey I do a fine job! No need to call people out, man!
Freakayou
As an American who's lived in two countries that have bidets/shower toilets, they ARE THE BEST FUCKING THING EVER! LIKE EVER EVER.
MustyMustelidae
So what happens to the water that splashes off? Do multiple use these things? Jesus.
LadybirdBrown
Use it sitting down and it just goes into the toilet. It doesn't actually touch your arse so, yes, multiple users, same as the toilet.
Rannnoch
That's the whole point of wiping, my son Pajeet.
NoCanDosvilleBabydoll
Can we, instead, talk about why there's sushi on the toilet?
SalvadorDollaz
Mmm. Toilet salmon. Delicious.
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
If the fish is old it is a smart place to eat your sushi
GavinScreaming
He takes all the pictures in his bathroom
BKane222
Sashimi*
LooseCannonSpock
Never had toilet sashimi before? You've never lived.
Riuji
At least, It's cleaner than office keyboard I believe (¬‿¬)
markenschuh
I'd argue the top of the seat is the place least likely to get drops of toilet water on. That said, a bathroom isn't a good place for food.
IllegalDuckling
The kitchen sink is an even worse place, though. So there's that.
SephardicHomo
what kinda weirdo doesn't eat their sushi on the toilet, there's a shelf there to hold your food and everything
Xanoth
You've spent too much time with Butters
Jenova26
Sure, but then you have to poop backward like a filthy savage
OmegaKamidake
Don't knock it til you've tried it!
Alfakyn
Omg, gunna eat my cereal there in the morning.
tortillaboy
Ever ate cereal while showering?
Alfakyn
I'd have to say no, but now I am intrigued.