AlphaNate
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Jun 4, 2016 6:38 PM
AlphaNate
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UltimateBooty
Little heads up, calling someone "sexy" immediately after a match makes you seem shallow and/or creepy
Pepsirice
https://galactanet.com/oneoff/theegg_mod.html
teej4841
I usually don't say the word 'sexy' to the person who mows my lawn.. That person is me.
stvgrc
Charlotte local checking in...
TheTurducken
LANflair
Your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it
Pokemonplayers
Fayetteville, Nc Ayy
Notpablo
Ay, concord
mrPingPang
I literally just talked to a girl who word for word said these same things to me, except a different place.
Lexx608
lol
jlookadoo
Hickory, NC represent
LupusBorealis
From Lenoir, but living across the continent now.
KeeptheChangeyaFilthyAnimal
Greensboro NC represent
Rips4w
Well.....she does look Mexican-ish. ::ducks::
ChrisTheGopher
I almost liked this. But she doesn't look enough.. +1 for the effort though
Rips4w
Maybe my eyes arent what they used to be.
Powney24
I live in charlotte and also need a lawn mower...
DigitalBang
Charlotte here
TheShotThatGotYouNaked
So the first thing you tell someone to get them to mow your lawn is call them sexy? Well the crippled old lady next door better get ready.
SillyQuestion
Technically he told her that he was sexy. Fine and sexy. So the lesson is when someone asks how you are you say I'm sexy, thanks for asking
WokeGhettoSpiritualist
Concord??? I might've heard of a settlement near there that needs your help!
SwarthyBastard
Possibly the funniest of these that I've seen.
HomelessToddler
I got the same messages from someone else. I'll reply here with a screen shot in a second.
HomelessToddler
http://imgur.com/9Mre5kr
GhostInTheMachine89
It's a bot account. There's a lot of them on tinder. They send the same exchange to everyone in hopes of you signing up for fraudulent sites
HomelessToddler
We know that but this one just stops replying, defeating the purpose.
GhostInTheMachine89
Really? I got that one and it eventually posted a link to some site.
RenSnow
I.imgur.com/nwt1dxZ.jpg
Combatmatt
YES its a linked image
SmeachThePeach
How does one go about obtaining this picture for personal smartassery.
AlphaNate
Lol
NotFunt
koopaya
OrangeFlavours
Brah if you use http before, it'll let em move their mouse over the image to see it in browser, instead of pasting it into bar.
RenSnow
It works either way on the app, sorry, I never use a computer.
ronniefuckindobbs
then why not do it the way it works for everyone?
icantbelievethiswasavailable
Because you touch yourself at night
ronniefuckindobbs
Who doesn't?
RenSnow
Cause I don't know what works on a computer, since the interface of Imgur should be universal, don't you think so?
ronniefuckindobbs
Absolutely.
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
Lemme guess, you use Chrome?
RenSnow
No. I ONLY use the iOS app.
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
Well, that kinda killed the joke.
ChrisTheGopher
Hey I live in Charlotte too.
foreverxking
Me too.
TheMovieHero
Same. How about them bathrooms amirite?
ChrisTheGopher
IKR TOPICAL
drmrsthemonarchscleanwhitepanties
Me too!
durreck88
I live in Statesville haha
iSoulKiller
Gastonia anyone?
kananablah
Just moved here a month ago!
huskypaws
University here!
AnxietyOwl
University, unite!!!
huskypaws
Hey random browser!
KenanAndKelThuzad
It pleases me to see all these Charlatans
Corgilicioussterlingarcher
I live in Charlotte too
ChrisTheGopher
In between NoDa and Country Club
DoubleTypicalChazz
Arboretum holla
BarfTittiesGalore
Do you mow lawns, 'cause...
ChrisTheGopher
Well I mean since I'm white I charge 4 times as much while doing a shittier job...
BarfTittiesGalore
So long as you show up drunk in a wife beater shirt..
AlphaNate
Hi
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
Way to be open to new things there, OP.
AlphaNate
Lol :p
mysslyss
Plaza Midwood!
ChrisTheGopher
Yus I'm around there too!
pushyourluck
Ballantyne?
ChrisTheGopher
Close enough I'm in NoDa area
DoubleTypicalChazz
Arboretum ayyy
stvgrc
Southpark area checking in
DigitalBang
Park road
stvgrc
Huntington Farms!
DigitalBang
Just drove by your neighborhood 15 minutes ago.
stvgrc
Ha! Yeah I'm up and down Park Rd 10 times a day. By the way, sorry I'm not a "cute single female" as your profile states. 41 yr old dude.
lachiquitaloca
Matthews here