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XXXSpork
Everything on Reddit is true!
VanillaMowgli
Maybe he’s ugly on the inside...?
jelly117
How dare you make someone love you with something other than your face. That's cheating.
velovali
I only upvoted your comment because I wanted to see it go from 999 to 1000
astrangehop
Use your tongue.
zylokun
You are. Youre taking advantage that she cant see your ugly ass! Oo damn boy hide yo shame!
Omnimorph2112
Wow, having family and friends like that would be a massive problem
Kbantar
Sad the girlfriend can't.... ummm.....
JohnSnot
Especially if they're being your eyes
thatlazylizard
His gf is blind, of course he doesn't wear pants inside the house. They should have knocked first
HardDoseOfReality
You should be there during the intervention. And be sarcastic as fuck, like " yeah baby idk what's wrong with you but I'm butt ugly"
NVGoddesscottage
She is going to be so pissed. My niece was blind, got sight restored somewhat, and cut off people admitting this elitist, lookist attitude
TheRickest
That's not an intervention. It's formed peer pressure from shitty friends.
LaforgeMRA
Wouldn't she have a good idea what he looked like by touching his face?
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PaleAsFuck
Still. They don't see the way we do. And havn't been bombared from media about what "beauty" looks like.
CoarseAndSalty
That strains credibility. Even sighted people don't do this as adults.
GreatOdinsTaint
I've literally had grown adult strangers accost me in public to bully me about my looks and clothes like they were 12 years old.
Gholson4
Can confirm there are ugly people in this post, but it ain't you.
Imapseudonym
Wouldn't she have felt his face by now? Isn't that how blind people figure someone's looks? Or is that just a myth?
DorianHyde92
She's just like "I don't see what the problem is"
RussellMcBride
provide the pic of your face for reference
OddOod
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/830hda/me_34_m_with_my_girlfriend_26_f_her_sisterfriends/
TennySea
How can you explain what ugly is to someone who can't see without putting your own opinion of looks into it
Importaku
Like that bit in the film mask
Dots77
Tell them you have a huge cock and she fucking loves it.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
"My cock makes her laugh. Also, I have a huge sense of humor. Like a fucking donkey"
OddOod
My FIL was making fun of me behind my back for not being manly and my SO looked him in the eye and said "He's manly enough where it counts"
PaleAsFuck
"Cooks dinner and clean" that's what a manly man looks like (woman should also do stuff but it's real sexy when a man does)
OddOod
We largely cook together. Tonight is Char Siu Chicken
OddOod
Which is admittedly perhaps overly kind, but shut him the fuck up
Sheldonian
Or he's not telling the whole story, or the sister is a very bad person
Kbantar
How would he even really know what they are planning to surprise him with? It's a lot of assumptions on his part making it all suspect.
Gorapora
way more likely than either of those scenarios is that he just made it up for internet points.
causamortis1
r/AITA and r/relationships is pretty much one sided stories anyway.
Talisign
And yet, even then you'll read them and think about what an asshole the OP is.
causamortis1
When that's the case. They just aren't self aware or grew up thinking otherwise.
terribletruth
"Are they holding an intervention because I'm a raging alcoholic? No, must be because they think I'm ugly" lol
ImAllergicToCatsAndIMustPspsps
I dated a blind woman. She was attracted to me b/c I smell good, have a deep voice and a nice beard. Her sister/friends are assholes.
Slausher
Were there any challenges in dating someone visually impaired?
yourdmd20
Leaving shoes lay around.
korndogg83
Lack of eye contact during a facial finish, in my humble experience.
ImAllergicToCatsAndIMustPspsps
Not really. Communication is doubly important. I asked laods of questions and she taught me how to do stuff like how to position my arm 1/
ImAllergicToCatsAndIMustPspsps
2/ when she's walking next to me or how to move it behind my back if there's not a lot of space and she needs to walk behind me.
sparkletempt
Beuaty is in the eye of the beholder
Oxymuncher
Love is... blind
00110001001001111010000110110110011
Thanks Tommy.
HonestCommentFarmer
IraqiWalker
Ok, that's a level of scumbag I was not prepared for this morning.
MrKomisiripala
The irony of trying to explain “ugly” to a blind person. They literally cannot see & how would they even give a fuck?
barnwolf
Maybe you bring over a bunch of studs for her to feel up? /s
Spoonland
''he is the Nickelback of beauty''
MrKomisiripala
But it needs context. (assuming op is male) How would you describe Chads? Or a male bimbo? What if she’s into Nickelback?
OddOod
Conventional and boring but overall inoffensive? Basically a paint by numbers still life?
Oxymuncher
I think it’s more about the family not liking it/how it looks outwards if she ‘s out of his league or whatever. Not about what she feels
MrKomisiripala
Yeah. Question is how can they tell her that in a way she can relate to? Pineapples are nasty looking things but damn tasty. D’you get it?
Oxymuncher
I wouldn’t assume that they’re smart enough to have thought that through...
Jinxer13
Yeah the weird thing is.. why would she care. How could that ever be a factor she could evaluate and take into account in their relationship
Ravendarksky
Warn her not to go, their house is probably full of plastic bags full of gasoline
Nuclearhellduck
Some are ugly on the outside, others are ugly on the inside.
thebearislooking
My last boyfriend thought he was hideous. I would look at his photos for hours. I didn't share the opinion.
SomeYounguySmiley
You are one of the good ones. My wife and I have this same relationship.
thebearislooking
Is your wife single? I could use some love myself.
ShouldIReallyGoWithMyOldUsernameFuckItCallMeAcromos
pics or it didnt happen
MstrES
Weird fetish, but oke
thebearislooking
I know what I like.
HonestCommentFarmer
Mediocreclient
ugly people, according to your last boyfriend.
thebearislooking
Precisely.
Mediocreclient
either he had crippling self identity issues(can relate) or your rose-coloured glasses are strong(or you really are into that shit)...
Atomic2
He had confidence issues then. Hope that didn't effect your relationship but since you used the past tense, maybe it did?
thebearislooking
I had to let him go. I was going through EMDR and it was a lot for me to handle. I couldn't look at him everyday and see how unhappy 1/2
thebearislooking
he was. He made me promise not to talk to him if I was going to end it so I have to give him that. I miss that face. 2/2
Atomic2
Interesting. Never heard of EMDR but hope you are both in a better place now.
thebearislooking
I am, yeah. It's quite a stir up to rip up every repressed memory and are forced to face it all at once. I shouldn't have taken him with me.
CargoManshark
PicassoCT
Look at this photograph, everytime i do it make me laugh..
imgurianitarian
RealNamesAreNotGreatUsernames
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
meganical
Were you also blind?
GuacamoleMoleMolester
That would explain the blank staring at photos for hours.
thebearislooking
Yes.
InfOracle
Literally laughed out loud.
Inkliest
That’s not a picture of your boyfriend that’s a pancake with syrup on it. Give me my breakfast back.
batukhan
wiseandstupid
But are you STILL blind?
goblinart
No, hence he's the "last" boyfriend, not the "current" boyfriend.
CaptainThePirate
Oh hey I’m hideous wanna see?
ShameSpearWillieK
Dude. The guy said yes
Dravit
I too have a face for radio!
thebearislooking
Yes.
CaptainThePirate
Came back to this and learned I can’t chat. Think about Chris Farley if he went on a diet and fucked a pirate and that’s about where we at.
thebearislooking
Well now I'm just curious.
davidtrotsky
Take it easy Mr Merrick
MotherSekmet
Her friends are so rude. Quasimodo deserves love too!!!
Importaku
redsmerf
Quasimodo: "I'll ring your bell, baby."
meganical
Too bad the world doesn’t work that way
PaleAsFuck
Have you seen big Edd. On 90 days fiance. He is getting girls and he even have a nasty personality. At least from what tv shows.
dragonherder
I mean it does for those of us that aren't completely superficial. I'm a pansexual person, but I'm also a sapiosexual (turned on by
dragonherder
intelligence and turned off easily by a lack there of). I value a great personality and intelligence in a partner and don't care about any
dragonherder
other trait in so far as I have certain tastes for each gender, but those are less about superficial and more about the type of personality
dragonherder
that tends to come with what I like. Like I prefer more feminine traits in men as opposed to the big machismo "bro" types and again that
SilverFoxChaser
My blind uncle loooooooved fat chicks. Bigger the better. More to feel according to him.
sicknsweet
So you´re saying you think all fat chicks are ugly?....
hannahbutnotreally
He really didn't say that.
ADHDinkubus
We gots a sickness for the thiccness.
UrsaPsi
I mean ya can't argue with that.
HughGRecti0n
Their head game is on point too.
MikeReese9
Ray Charles used to pick women by feeling their wrists...he assumed they were good looking that way
Alisterfiend
Yeah, I've got a bit of a vision issue as well.
Importaku
They always hungry for that sausage
Ilikecreativepeople
There is what's attractive to the eyes and what's attractive to the hands and they are not always the same.
ShameSpearWillieK
Maaan. I allways thought:"hey, at least you're healthy, there are some people that can't see, you should be happy"and here we are :(
ilhares
Being blind isn't unhealthy, just defective.
ShameSpearWillieK
Yeah... I mean... I guess? I mean.. that wasn't the point.
Rabidbacon
Especially if they have bad back acne. Give him something to read while he's back there.
PicassoCT
With her nails she marked a red cross on the back, were the treasure was buried..
Fuckimgurcunts
Ohgodwhatthefuck
globe243
Peter Griffin was right, fat sex is awesome
messierthirtyone
I read that in his voice , heard him giggle at the end of it too
Kongur
Maybe they couldn't run away?
KiraNamida
orDNary
Anything you touch feels like a titty.
Ilikecreativepeople
Jowel
Apothecarius
Extra set of cheeks to clap.
PballQhead
"Boy, fat sex is the best sex we've ever had! Last night there were so many boobs I didn't know who's boobs I was grabbin'!"
DakotaWolf
Is it terrible that i can't remember if this is from the Simpsons of Family Guy?
PballQhead
Eh, it's old enough that I'll allow it. It's Family Guy, chubby Lois.
DakotaWolf
Right and when she has it all Lypoed he's found in the closet with it.
DarkParn
That's a pimple not a nipple so don't go squeezing it..... unless you're into that.
RoscoePSoultrain
You can tell the difference by the taste.
Ruik
Irarelypostbutwhenidoitsucks
The cellulite is reverse braille
UrbanNorthern
I'm blind??
bananasarethedevil
I’m your huckleberry...
dwarfinathonginacaskinthewaterwoooo
Blind Blind. Another place I find
To escape the pain inside
You don't know the chances
What if I should die?
johneventually1
quaggie
How you doin'?
PicassoCT
Because you touch yourself at night..
SoraHjort
Found the uncle
whyisthisthingon
Didn't see that coming?
Kongur
Because it's an optical illusion?
TacoPuncher
No because he's blind, come on keep up
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
More cushion for the pushin' is what I always heard.
IWishIWasBlank
Big bottom, big bottom, talk about mud flaps my girl's gottum...
tesselation9000
I feel honoured to bring this comment to 69.
Goosexi
Slap’em on the knee and ride the wave in. ?
kailord
Meety, beefy, big, and bouncy - my dad, tabun
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
He a Who fan, I take it?
kailord
He was a teen in the 60s, and had a couple of their albums that I remember. I'm kinda a fan of 60s and 70s (not disco) music, too. Probably
kailord
because of that time listening to his music in the late 70s,early 80s.
definitelynotaseagull
Bro we all love fat chicks.
Flamboyatron
Uh, no.
PimpinKen
It's just not what I'm attracted to. I tried, but extremely overweight women aren't attractive to me. I'm not picky, normal to chubby is >
JustAnyUser
I am picky I like my girls in shape, but that is because I lead a very active lifestyle, like what you like there is no shame in that!
PimpinKen
Apparently there is, since I'm being downvoted
JustAnyUser
I think it was more in your presentation of the comment seemed like a specific attack instead of a general statement!
Shawnthegirl
As a chubby girl, let me say that it sounds like you tried. I feel like keeping up with an active lifestyle is a fair desire. Heck, you >
Shawnthegirl
even said, "with no muscle mass" indicating to me that the weight isn't actually your problem. Wanting a healthy partner who can keep up >
Shawnthegirl
with you is NOT a problem. So long as your nice to the people not meeting your standards, that's fine. It would be like saying no smokers >
Shawnthegirl
You're *
Shawnthegirl
I think a lot of us fatties have a chip on our shoulder because of the people who aren't nice.
PimpinKen
Fine, but 300+ on a 5'5 woman with no muscle mass. I just didn't enjoy the sex and we had to stop every hour when we were walking anywhere
Kingoftheblind
Sounds like you took your time to make a decision!
PimpinKen
Yea, she was a fun person, and we had enough in common that we dated a few months. Definitely don't regret dating her, just learned more >
PimpinKen
About what I liked.
DeathLemons
Stop every hour... When you were walking.... JFC where you going?
PimpinKen
That instance we were at the state fair
intellectualspinach
Corn dog er
thefeev
every hour isn't bad...that's probably normal - every 10 mins is BAD
WeSingLalaWhileTheDevilDoesTheChaCha
So she literally chose OP for his personality, how is that a bad thing?
beziot
Maybe a huge dick is involved too !
PaleAsFuck
She can only choose from what he can hear and feel. So you might be onto somehing.
beziot
Exactly, she must have heard the dick.
pastramionrye
Jealous hoes be jealous yo.
PaleAsFuck
That's the only thing she can choose from. And for them it dosn't matter how the person look because they never gonna see them anyway
tracereading
AFAAOUK he's not even bad looking but the haters will say anything.
TheMadOnion
Because he has the gall to be ugly, and apparently people that are blind care about such things according to her "friends"
sarcasticresponse
Because, it doesn't look good for the family.... Ba dum tsss
Bossco20
He's ugly
ScariestOfButts
Because apparently the GF'S friends/sisters think guys are expected to chose gals for their personality, not the other way around.
ScariestOfButts
(This is what I meant to say in the previous comment. Can still taste my foot.)
PaleAsFuck
In a case when a person can't see the other person. Why the fuck wouldsl they care how they look. Personality is even more important
crazyspelling
Yeah, how does he smell and sound?
PaleAsFuck
I love voices. A man with a good voice... I can't get enough of them. It's also good if they smell Nice. I like smelling my man...
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demonic
Your not wrong
PimpinKen
Yea, he is.
littlegoatie10
This has never been true, what are you even saying?
Dontstopbelever2000ismyfavoritesoap
Cause he is REALLY ugly
baals
Hey you guys ugly?
kodiak931155
Look. Sometimes friends just dont understand that ugly guys eat pussy like its an Olympic event
Itslukus
Funny how earth shaking orgasms can get someone to overlook ugliness lol... similarly for being hung lol
PaleAsFuck
A guy with a big nose (dosn't mean he is ugly) is pretty nice when they eat a pussy... It gives some extra stimulation.
xenocratus
Just because you can't see doesn't mean you're not superficial, you can still "judge" on other qualities.
PaleAsFuck
They judge on personality and stuff that are actually of value. How the person makes them feel.
xenocratus
Do you have a study about that that I can read? They can judge on voice, skin, shape... No sight doesn't cure you of superficiality
PaleAsFuck
Ok. I just thought because of they have other stuff to go on. And nah I got no study
xenocratus
Well yes, and I'm sure many of them do, just like many sighted people do. But I'm sure there are blind douchebags out there tol
Xenarion
Superficial people can't stand other people not being as superficial as them.
madflenser
Sounds to me like we know who the real ugly ones are in this situation
ZeiQuenDi
Think of the kids! They could turn out blind and ugly! /s
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
If you're not aware, most content on the relationship subs on Reddit is invented, with the intention of making people righteously indignant.
ruferto
"most"
storebrandproductmascot
Now than you mention it, that does sound like something cribbed from a terrible sitcom plot.
ruferto
those sitcom plots - never based on real life situations, ever
Bristlecone42
What a waste. I can be righteously indignant all on my own, thank you very much!
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
dragonherder
I mean this kind of shit does happen much as it may pain you to hear. I've had a girl date me to try and get closer to my brother to try and
dragonherder
date him. I've had a girl follow me around like a little lost dog and start flashing and being lewd toward other guys to try and make me
dragonherder
jealous when I showed no interest. People do weird shit so I wouldn't put it past them.
ruferto
no. you made all that up because it never happened to him personally
jonnyc78
Like mask with Rocky
Surisuule
Farm that sweet karma, delete the post, sell the account. NEXT!
Harm
Don't you lose the associated points when deleting the post?
Purplecrane
No?
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
Wait, is that real (selling the account)?
THEcableguy
people.. people buy fake internet points now? Holy motherfuckin jesus christ.
somerandomusernamething
Lots of propaganda is done through social media and an account with a lot of points tends to have more sway on ppls opinions
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Beezlebubble
Well I dont think anyone would wanna buy my imgur account...not after the incest post I stole from facebook. That got some fame
Surisuule
Yes, it's not like you can put yours up on EBay, but you can Google high karma accounts for sale and get a generic sounding one.
SolidAqua
newbie here. what is there to gain? what is the benefit/
MeteorD8
I guess “All’s fair in love and war” doesn’t apply to being ugly
MindRape
"Shoot that mfker!" "Ew no hes ugly"
mcfuckstick
being ugly isn't fair
Sandyundertones
That saying actually means to opposite of what you think. It means that all manner of cruelty is justified, not that things are fair.
MeteorD8
Not necessarily. It also includes cunning, underhanded tactics, etc. *all* is fair. I’ve seen it more used with dirty tricks than cruelty.