ImReallyBadTakingSelfies
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Nov 8, 2016 1:52 AM
ImReallyBadTakingSelfies
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laner281
Skippyshitz
Mark me down as scared AND horny.
jaygrim101
HastaLaPastaFettucineAfuera
iisan1234
Anyone ever see teeth?
stripperboobs
Yes!
Zippla
Why buy the melon when you can get the juice for free? Because you cant-elope.
thisisagoldfish
Oh yea
SaucyDisses
AsAliveAsARock
Put... put your dick in it
asifyoudid
armyengguy
DuffMaaaann
Brings a hole new meaning to food porn.
stripperboobs
I see what you did there...
MSGinSC
If you ever stick your finfers in a vagina, and it feels like that. Run, don'tt stick around cause it's about to get mean and ugly.
shtoups
Don't tell me how to feel with my finfers!
Papaoso420
thirtyhelensagree
The guy on the left looks like the CW's version of Barry Allen in the flash... I forget his real name
SubsetofReality
I don't think this is what's meant when they say "do the dew"
fluffycats
D'dew it!
CactusNachos
dew it to it!
MysteriousLeigh
Goddamn I'm lonely...
ThoughtsAndBeers
Cahokia123
Cm3kz0ut
My ex girlfriend was green around the edges too but not as slippery
OldSaintDickolas
Where are the eggs!!
MetalSkeletal
Moist.
lmOIdGREEGG
IM SO CONFUSED
OddlyIrrelevantUsername
Put...put your dick in it.
PervertedTango
Found my new fetish. Now add the GIF from American pie when he touched the pie
MolemanForPresident
I need an adult!
TheDangerDoodle
I feel violated
itsjustdrew
... So this is the infamous user sub. Back to most viral with me.
StabbyMcMurder
Boooooo
cluckythehorse
welcome to the front page baby!
Gutsman25
There is no safety here, either.
WhenBearsReign
And now they've sent it to us. Fuck.
Veggisaurus
Well it's in most viral now.
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
I was going to say, "Welcome, brother." But then I saw the post and I think I'm going to join you.
itsjustdrew
I need a safe space.
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
Me, too. I confess I kept going through usersub and now I've learned my lesson. I'm going to do my homework, instead.
mANDREW5998
I think you mean moist viral
Khaleesi1985
Whoa, anyone else get aroused by this?
FlamedLion
No... I just feel sick..
APersonWhoUsesImgur
thiswillbeusefuloneday
theycallmehiphopapotomus
Yep
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
NightingGale6
Slightly
hellpworld
You really like cats huh?
Khaleesi1985
Lol lol yes why?
hellpworld
Your uploads I was looking for a selfie but only found cats n thought crazy cat lady.lol jk
RavennaMagnus
fakebecauseidontwantpeopletoknow
Think we found your fetish. Could be worse ones, be sure to feed and water it.
Puppydonk
Slightly, yes.
IFUCKEVERYTHING
Yup.
FantasticalPotato
Well obviously, i mean you fuck everything.
QueenDoom
Mabey
ElectricNoodle
So gentle
Buttenugget
I haven't had sex in seven months.
ROCKIobsta
Same here
Khaleesi1985
I'm kinda wishing someone would do this to me
SSRRKK77
indyjones2010
I've never had it. Yay.
deadlycarrotstick
Same here. Penis high five :D
indyjones2010
Let's just say that if we tried that we wouldn't be virgins anymore...
deadlycarrotstick
What's wrong with that?? Penis still waiting
wolfboy91
Amateur, try three years
Thisusernameshitishard
I thought I had it bad ._. Damn
shtoups
Well maybe you guys should all go fuck each other.
moopuss
Five. Goddamn. Years.
Belatorius
7
TheTower52
4 years
moopuss
Ah, the ol' presidential term...
TheTower52
I don't want a second term
AnAussieDude
mcbotulism
NOW FIST IT
ARabidDingo
I like the cut of your jib. Let's get coffee some time. :D
elfTastic
It gets...graphic in the actual how to basic video.
gladdis
Now bop it.
DontYaMindMe
Twist it
Seiken3
Harder Daddy!
cupcakesandviolence
I. Am. So. Uncomfortable. Right. Now.
KingMammajamma
I am too......
QuziOG
cupcakesandviolence
This is my first popular comment on imgur. Of course it's for something like this.
laffytaffy623
me too. so disturbed.
EverybodyAtCostcoLovesUsSoHard
Chocolatesmaster
I completely agree ginamo. It makes you feel really uncomfortable
thatclimbingguy
fayseman
It's probably because of the seeds. They make it so... realistic. Right? Right!?!
NGC5189
They make it look like a realistic case of a diseased vagina.
justthereceptionist
..do you..usually fuck things with seeds?
fayseman
Are you calling my wife sterile you sunnofabitch
JuhoKarjalainen
Wert
Tachyon000
Oh I thought those were maggots
chinesefingerhut
...Unzips
armyengguy