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Feb 13, 2016 3:37 PM
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ALTeroku
Things to know
chardlz
For escaping a car, if you can roll the window down even partially push the top of the glass and it will shatter protect hands if possible
icicledrops
I'm really feeling like #1 is important in my life
Ocheous
IF YOURE IN A FIRE DON'T BOOT KICK DOORS DOWN!!! use the back of your hand to check the door for heat. If it's Cool then go for it
Moti555
Obviously Leo read the bear one. Well... He survived.
stilloldbull
I fought a kid on the bus once. He moved his head back like a Pez dispenser and I straight punched him in the throat. Fight over.
DrDadJokes
Man I wished imgur existed in the 50s. All we had was duck and cover for everything.
anormaldudefromflorida
How to open a door- don't be Charlie from Its always Sunny. How to survive a bear attack- don't be Leonardo Decaprio
sa8569
With a sinking car if you wait til it's full of water the doors open easily.
forgotteninlove
I like how this shit rises to the front page when none of these situations will happen to anyone here..no one goes outside.
IHopeYoureOffended
The bear thing didn't pan out so well on Without A Paddle
DragonOnSteroids
#2 I prefer this method of throwing dynamite
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OCD12345
Because my elementary school was on the edge of town, the teachers taught us all what to do of we see a bear and how to survive an attack.
SimZz
And then @OCD12345 went on and became Hugh Glass
ImSynnical
I read #1 left to right. I am not a smart man.
ffilm
Stay away from zip ties.
WhereDidAllTheAnvilsGo
I hate it when someone gives you a "death grip" handshake and then calls you out on having a "limp fish." It's not a competition.
Nakanawaka
directions not clear, i skipped stone to the best of my knowlege, chuck norris popped out of the lake and kicked my ass and called me a puss
KebabRemovalUnit
Instructions unclear, ended up fighting a zip tied bear underwater in a car getting struck by lighting with a rope swing around my dick.
MadWlad
It's more dangerous insde anyways, someone should make charts for survival at home..
BigGayBreadDragon
I always wonder if the best one has any merit
hopefulwriter
Isn't Dynamite Punch a TM? TM70 I think...
Jyoung0365
Dynamic punch
LookMomImInTheInterweb
Instructions not clear. Bear gave me a handshake, lighting hited me anyway.
poopfacefarts
Anyone read the first one like a comic and get really confused?
wiredgrip
Every time I see that one it reminds me of this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OGtbmqoefQ
TwitchMemes
A 12 year old kid in my town fell through the ice 3 days ago and died.
MegaBiteMe
Why do "how to handshake" tutorials never tell the other guy not to prematurely grip?
digitalutopia
About the car one: 1) you don't need a special tool - anything hard, with a tapered end will work. The goal is to overcome the impact
digitalutopia
resistance of the glass - a focused impact is more effective than a blunt one (i.e. elbow). Something like a hole punch, phillips
digitalutopia
screwdriver, etc. 2) Unlike the picture, it's better to do so towards one of the bottom corners, as it gives the glass less room to move,
digitalutopia
which will increase the effectiveness of the impact. Doing so in the middle of the window, will be less effective, as the window can flex.
1Tw1
They make bear spray? Cool. Gotta go spray my kitchen for bears.
KinkyPizza
Every time i see charts like this, i think they are really helpful at first.Then i realize thati actually never go outside.
depressedkidwithnofriendsandnolife
Same
lynnkm
and i don't remember anything after i go to the next post anyway
luckyflavor23
Live in a major city no where near a mountain and i'm very mentally prepared to identify a black or brown bear...lol
FancyBanana
inside tip then: when repairing to electrical systems: stand on one leg, this will make the resistance lower and the lethal amps lower too
jasbing
Haha exactly what I was thinking :D
MaxKlemens
How to: go outside and things right
NotRelevantGif
Makes me feel like I'm going to be manly and grow a beard even though I'm a girl
1Tw1
Do it anyway.
teklanis
Sounds like you need a kiddo to skip stones with.
BananaForBreakfast
Reminds me of childhood - the feels!
lkat
"Don't breathe in the water"
TicoGuy
TIL Beard Freezing on Ice is a good thing. Never Shaving again
Aelinsaar
Ice cold water naturally makes you gasp and hyperventilate, they're telling you not to do it if you can possibly avoid it.
GothKirby
I mean they're not wrong
PanickedShrieking
I think they were more acknowledging the gasping reaction from contact with cold water, and to resist it (because breathing water is bad...)
lkat
Oh really? Wow, I would have never known that! It's not like it said it right on the post or anything.
lkat
I was trying to be funny. Apparently it didn't go over well :p
PanickedShrieking
Sorry, sometimes people miss things that seem obvious. Just trying to help.
NeroSphere
Ah yes my trusty seatbelt cutter and glass breaker I always have on me.
misteremjay
Depends on your region. I know a lot of people in Florida have them because of the canals and water near the roads. People wreck into them.
tipitiwitchet
My pocket knife has those built into the handle. Blade is kinda garbage but hey, I'm kind of prepared
CONFESSlONBEAR
Aside from not owning a vehicle, I can't think of any other reason not to have one. You can get it for $4: amzn.com/B00CB8WM2S
cashdash25
Any knife with a sharp blade and a solid metal handle will work.
NeroSphere
Cant carry sharp objects like knives in the front of the car in the UK
Darkcrystalc
Every guy larger then me always give me a death grip. Some of them had very good stiff handshakes that countered what I gave them
CONFESSlONBEAR
Whenever a guy gives me a death grip, I just assume he's really insecure.
MichaelTheMagnificent
Than*
Darkcrystalc
than*
Darkcrystalc
no regrets
FullMetalBitch
I've always been told by bigger men that I have a nice confident handshake, I'm a 26 yo girl.
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FullMetalBitch
With our hands, duh
Darkcrystalc
How do women give handshakes to other women?
FullMetalBitch
Haha! It's pretty much the same but I find more often than not women tend to not have a firm grasp. It's more a touching of hands.
Darkcrystalc
I just don't understand why they squeeze as hard as they can when they KNOW my hand is about half their size.
WithPride
It tends to vary. Some guy's compete with their grip and do it as hard as possible. Others do it firmly (and it seems much to you since you)
WithPride
aren't used to firm grips). I tend to give very light ones to elderly or children, firm ones to men and women and death grips to people I
WithPride
respect/admire that I know can take it (as my firm ones would be too weak for them). Size doesn't mean much when they give grip strength.
Darkcrystalc
no no no I know a firm grip vs a Death grip. it's when my hand is grasped wrong and they don't seem to care and ----
Darkcrystalc
They grasp my knuckle area instead of my palm and just fucking death grip the shit out of it.