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Oct 15, 2015 9:49 PM
TopKek2012
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storebrandproductmascot
I don't really get the whole "make fun of the racist while being super fucking racist yourself" thing.
KingJemnas
By how many times this has been posted, you'd think there was only 3 green text stories on the internet
Drakhma
ive read this b4, still good.
ronaldo4ka
funny, but it should not have got to physical altercations... the bus driver should have disciplined the woman for disturbing peace...
eggmuffin
"Stories", plural, implies more than one. Did you only have this one to repost?
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qpid22
This kid's prob in college by now....
StygianRenegade
I sense some truth in all this. Riding a greyhound from Illinois to Oregon, I couldn't move my neck right for half a year...
Zemat28
Top kek
joeystar
If this is real, which I doubt it, I feel really bad for the mom, though.
CrystalEnigma
I have read this so many times and it never fails to entertain me.
GandalfUnicorn
Greentexts usually consist of two people I don't like. The person of ire in the story(+accomplice[s]) and the person who is telling it.
LanaDelReysLips
Funny, probably the fakest shit ever though.
Josh253
if this is fake, I don't want to be real
themyfacewhen
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
PhiIIipJFry
you can play a 3DS while it's charging
ButIDidntDieThoughItWasAJoke
I believed it up to the soap part, still a good read, though.
arealapple
It's fake; 3DSs can be used right after plugging in. If this tiny detail was true in the story, none of the other shit would've happened
JustAnotherRandomCommenter
Maybe the cables not long enough to play without unplugging it?
TherinGreydude
That one could be true. The power output in buses is usually pretty low and doesn't charge as fast as a regular socket.
BeefyMcSteak
While it probably is, it makes me happy.
doubleormuffin
There's still enjoyment to be had in a good story, and I'll be damned if this isn't a good story.
doubleormuffin
I never understood that phrase, "I'll be damned if...", btw. How does this determine my damnation? Aren't I a shoe-in, anyway?
BarekofTorunn
"OP is an hero"
edge231
"Niggermancer special trap card". lol man I can never make up anything that good
SirBwop
Rip little kid.
turbovespa
old but gold
brogmatic
I don't care how many times this is reposted. I love it. +1
offensivegoku
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Fakkunamae
Everyone's behavior in this story is awful and they should all feel like assholes. yes that includes the kid and the chick, you fuckheads.
As4mi
I feel bad for the people who had to clean up the soap.
grinder0909
No one is right here, it's fake but beating the woman for yelling, the woman not controlling her son, just sad really, all parties just sad.
grinder0909
Our society thinks we can just go around dealing out justice, western ideology never confronts causality, only symptoms.
FrenchtoastMatt
"niggamancer special trap card" XD
TopKek2012
How the fuck do i fp edit to say fuck fp edits on mobile?
RoastedSalted
I shall upvote to help you continue in your quest.
Codyzor
Just like that
CthuluIsMyHomie
This worked better anyway.
BonesMagoo
So you mean a dream within a dream?
OpenDaMouth
Can't do it on mobile my nicka
buttjibblerz
I worked in a childrens section of a library. The most bored, distant mom arrives with three AWFUL kids who then knocked over (1/?)
buttjibblerz
a full cart, screeched, yanked every book they could grab off the shelves and kicked books around while mom just stood there. When (2/?)
buttjibblerz
"Ma'am. Ma'am! Your son took our sticker basket, please return it." and the mom just blinks at the basket and says "Oh, no, that's his (4/5)
buttjibblerz
we came in here with that." "Really. You just carry an identical sticker basket everywhere with you?" and mom just nods & leaves. Ughh (5/5)
buttjibblerz
they finally leave to our relief, one kid steals the wicker basket filled with stickers. A librarian runs after the mom and says (3/?)
KnassBruckles
Just as funny as last time. Golden re-post. Thanks for sharing this again.
RookBytes
There is a lesson to be learned. The woman's heart was sick and evil. Her son was the tragic loss as her Purgation and her Catharsis.
PlantainSuperNova
*tips fedora*
squirreltactics
Well said
crowey92
"looks kids its a wild thesaurus"
buttjibblerz
What happened to kids acting up, but then MOMSTARE ACTIVATED and kid immediately cuts shit out? Why is EVERY kid infallible in mom-eyes now?
buttjibblerz
If I acted up, I'd immediately deeply regret that shit knowing that my mom would find out. No 'MY PRECIOUS ANGEL IS PERFECT' bullshit for me
Mec26
Insullation from consequences. My mom insulated us not at all from stuff we did to ourselves. We stopped being brats.
Corporate29
(g)old
HandsomeSwede
Meh. Hardly even bronze by green text standards.
TurtleBum
Link me to some good shit.
obieobiedo
Gosh, is this what it's like to be poor?
notme222
The majority quietly minding their own business and the noisy few blaming everyone else for the trouble they cause? Yeah, pretty much.
FrightenedBeaver
That's as accurate as it gets.
ihavealteredmyusernameagainprayidontalteritanyfurther
The big bus is hell man, and you very often wind up fucking sick after taking it because they recycle the fucking air on those things...
LookAtTheFlowersLizzie
Poorfag* apparently.
ValueBear12
Yes. A bus station is never a place you want to start breaking out the N-word while white.
isthistheirownbrandofsunglasses
What it's like to take greyhound
SomeKennedy
On your second day straight of a Greyhound trip you become a Greyhound resident and cease to be a human.
SomeKennedy
Kinda. After spending 3 days on a bus from North Dakota to Texas humanity starts to seem like a miserable, wretched cesspool of refuse.
kilimanjarox
Nodak? Someone else was here? I thought I was the only one
SomeKennedy
I was working in Medora, bro.
kilimanjarox
I'm about 2 miles from the Minnesota border. You were about as far away as you could be while still in state
SomeKennedy
I had some friends there from Fargo/Moorhead MN.