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Scientists discover
Nov 25, 2017 5:54 PM
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IssacOppenheimer
What if I'm stressed that I can't pay my electric bill?
SlN3
VielSpass
Uh, strain versus stress. Pls get it right.
YouBetterBelieveThatsAPaddlin
Itty bitty living space
TheFastpaws
I could power the whole world for a whole year with a days worth of my stress.
gusblack1
Human batteries, like the matrix but instead of fake reality just nightmares
notecannon9220
How Nigga how?
YouMeanTheWorldToMeAndAlwaysWill
Thanks for fP guys you ROCK!
Pencildispencer
TobiOfTheAkatsuki
If the card 'Student Loans' is activated as a response to this card, both of their effects are doubled.
Axelord
Piezoelectric phenomenon isn't new...
Phraxonomy
Fucking clickbait science articles. "Scientist can do a thing they've been doing for over 100 years, but slightly differently"
kr18
isnt that how the sith pretty much work though?
meowzer3
with this, i could power my entire town! lol
ThePotatoBandit
Tensile, compressive, or emotional stress?
LordCheezy
nerd
SomeThingsAboutKittyCats
My guess is tensile
JamesProton
Yes
eddyfinnso
Physical, not emotional.
HitlersArtCritic
If you get stressed enough it turns into physical. Sometimes crying, sometimes yelling, sometimes destruction.
rashton
Finally, I am useful!
Noob3rts
Ooooh boy. My next two weeks could power the entire world.
micotyro
Not to be a buzz kill but the article probably means physical stress(ie the tension of a rubber band) but I could be wrong. Too lazy to look
Cronos51101
Is this any different from piezoelectric stuff we already have?
soithascometothiswasalreadytaken
"into electricity" is kinda vague. Pretty sure the article is about piezos
IronicJeremyIrons
Finally I'm useful for something!
harkins
In 1970 I was selling Freon-based Ultrasonic parts cleaners to RCS and
WhyAmIHereIShouldBeWorking
Finally, my self destructive life can make me money
tboz221
Weren’t piezo electronics invented a long time ago?
Maticus5isalive
Pshh, I turn everything into stress, ya don’t see me bragging.
Awesoman66theCactusLord
Wasn't there a meme about a stress powered lightbulb?
LethalSalad
Look at the comment made by "TheFreezingSwede", now below yours
vilecomfort
So stressed out it keeps the lights on 24/7. Now I’m so stressed because the lights never go out!
JAGbarron
Yes it was a comic with a stress powered light bulb given to a adult with debt whispered into her eat with light that is seen from space
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
Maybe with this I can finally afford my hydro bills and not keep falling behind b/c my area pays the most in the country
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
Well it makes sense. Stress is a certain combination of chemicals in the brain.
tonebacas
Traffic jams are gonna be great for electric cars
tracereading
Physical, though, not mental. Prolly piezoelectric.
TheFreezingSwede
It’s an older meme but it checks out:
Thederpiestderp
JackOfPizzas
And there I was organising my favourites using firefox bookmarks like a plebeian for years before the folders came along!
HitlersRupturedColon
Atleast we finally have that now.
bloodtypeinfinity
I'm gonna put this in my "memes about favorites folders" folder.
TheStaleBread
"Older" means a month ago now?
GifsAreMyFetish
SanderTheStrange
@sarah pls. Oh no, nevermind
CutOffAllTies
What a strange new world we live in
7uring
If someone needs a template to make his own.
TheFrozenNorwegian
Nemesis we meet again!
TheNippleHunter
I like this dichotomy
CallMeJerryBecauseIAmJerry
:)
Pencildispencer
Idiedalittle
OreoD
AttentionDeficitHeyLookASquirrel
softlikearock
WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
Shit, I could power my own home.
SmurfEggs
Shit, I could power the universe!
marcazap
Fuck that i could power your home plus 1000 more
MelodiousDissonance
Neighborhood, the word you were looking for was neighborhood
TheWickerBoy
Those are rookie numbers, you need to crank that stress up
420B0ngRips4Jesus69
It would be a vicious cycle of stressing about not putting out enough energy andthen stressing about the fact that you power a house with it
BarretXIII
just home? I'd be walking around like Cole motherfucking McGrath
cowpiefatty
Just make sure you come up short on your other bills with the extra cash you save or you might run out of stress.
Yallendalf
Shit, whenever I have an existential crisis I could probs power a continent for a few lifetimes of the sun
GodApollo
I could power the entire western hemisphere on a Sunday.
Draquez1
That would reduce my stress by so much.
ElephantKid
(less power bill = less stress)+(less stress=higher power bill)+(higher power bill=more stress)
NeroSphere
Phew what a load off that would be. *Power goes out* ahh shit no power! *Power back on* yay it's back what a relief.
DoggoPicsMakeMeHungry
...*power goes back out*
Glengoolie
Shit, I’d be walking around like
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AshlandHale
RATFARTS
TheDudeThatIsMo
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Polaristars
Only your home?
WorkerLurker
His mom fits so that’s impressive
Royoffinland
I think I could provide for Finland and maybe part of St. Petersburg.
scoobydoobydo
You'd become a billionaire.
WithNothingBetterToDo
Statistics have found that Finland doesnt exist