Did he text or do you hate him?

Dec 13, 2016 5:16 AM

elbrycen

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ferdturguson

Commas save lives, OP....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

demergivore

Bullshit, my GF's ugly and I make sure to send her a goodnight text every fucking night.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

kingsludge

And you ain't getting a wake up one either you dumb shit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

adesuReactionWatcher

I bet if someone has ever met this message to me before

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AgamemnonsMemes

What does that even mean?

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

slim0559

#teamhuman

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

cryogenicallyfrozenlovedoctor

Ouch! That's not a nice thing to say to your mother O.P.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

butterchickenkatsu

Ugly but with brushed teeth and clean face : )

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ProfessorFarnsgirth

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

tornik

I always go to bed ugly.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Greeneyeddevil

I didn't get a late night text. The guy who used to send me them now sleeps beside me, aaw yiss

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IAmJacksRagingBileDuct

This post is a disaster.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

capughe

We've mostly upgraded to a nightly phone call with a sappy sign off ????

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Dec 13, 2016 8:03 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

OverLord000

im in college and its free so.. same.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RavennaMagnus

Go to bed ugly or go to bed, ugly?

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

TinaTinaBoBina

Could be both, actually.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Tysseract

Or you're so pretty that you intidate people and no one botheres...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

MrMince

Intidate?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TheNeurologicalCaterpillar

Yeah, that's definitely not it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gianttesticlemonster

Well i am a guy who didnt get a goodnight text. What do i get?

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

therealmaki

Goodnight:)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thebiggestjolly

The opportunity to masturbate in peace.

9 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 4

gunnexx

Not a goodnight text apparently

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

kermdog

Rights?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OffByOneError

crazymagnet

probably not a good morning txt tomorrow

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thevortexmaster

Why would I text my wife who is next to me in bed

9 years ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 4

KEB114

Go to bed ugly

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thevortexmaster

It's morning now

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

hairyaxewound

that's the only way I communicate with mine. Just send a dank meme and boom, I'm in.

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

andachairaswell

I got a goodnight spanking. Much better than a text

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

thevortexmaster

That was awkward with me right there next to her

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IDownvoteEveryIDownvoteEverySelfie

Don't worry, I texted her goodnight.

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

MrMince

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thevortexmaster

Don't worry, im not worried

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IDownvoteEveryIDownvoteEverySelfie

I'm actually her father.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thevortexmaster

Hey Jay. Odd to see you on social media since you despise it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

IDownvoteEveryIDownvoteEverySelfie

Oh shit I've been exposed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0