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FP edit: I love the bizarre world of r/roastme, thought imgur deserved some new material! Also - do people really send pics...? Flood my inbox, I've been a lurker for so long!
darktyeh
Thanks for new ones.
nowitsshowtime
"your body fat is about as evenly distributed as wealth in the US economy". Bless this roaster, that was gold
tldrjane
omg zika
BallzBalun
#4 i thought it was a fat deadpool with a tiny head on her shirt then i realised he is upside down and the head is his belt buckle
thejerzydevil
Hadn't seen all of these. Nice dump OP, +1.
FloridaAsFuck
MRW I had to re read She's a solid 4
jameslillyesq2
A polygamist anaconda could live in #14's belly button
sempiesalty
# 15 "You are a disgusting fat body" but seriously you look like private pile's aborted daughter.
Strang3rdangeR
The first zika baby got me
whoopsiedai
I don't see how anyone is confident enough to get roasted. Some are funny, but some are fucking brutal.
Furi0usGe0rge
Lol number nine is my friend ..
FINETUNING
Please someone explain to me why people don't his to themselves?
Chisagab
Pregnant from Necrophia?
Pixi3Dust
whyyy do people do this to themselves? as if people aren't shitty enough if you're weird looking.
dhartford93
Fucking Army...
AlwaysSteeze
That zika baby one left me gasping for air
hotdudecurator
#2 ummmm actually, Dahmer was kinda hot...http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/04/27/article-2136122-0041517A00000258-843_468x575.jpg
ChloeBear2005
Don't any normal looking people do this?
haridbrokes
It's easier to see flaws once they are pointed out. Everyone is secretly ugly.
ChloeBear2005
I guess but these people are mostly not anything nice to look at
4KidCrazy
#14 srsly looks like a baby with a fake beard on
obviouslythisisntmyrealnamewhatwereyouthinking
I scrolled up to check then laughed my ass off. Good call
SirTimTimOfSealand
mclesc
#10 what's with the batman tan line
jezzinmypants
I love these
ErinFromTheOffice
He does look like Robert Downeysyndrome Jr.
Itsaidthecharacterlimitforusernameswassixtythreesoithinkthisis
Best portmanteau from r/roastme
JacksRevenge23
First time I cried laughing in a long time
DontTazeMeBrah
more like a Johnny Downsyndrome "Drama" Chase
wildkatrn
I thought he looked like House
PresidentProTempore
I thought he looked more like Hugh Laurie
Awstrck
oh ya. thanks i didnt quite understand the joke.
dizzyturtle
Took me a while to realize that guy only had 4 fingers on his hand.
5il3ntN1ght
I was about to ask if he had lobster hands
RoxannePaypascissors
Got this in my head after reading your comment (o-O) https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxcf63rLeC1qfoy7fo1_250.gif
Sick6sixx
Upvoted for Snorlax's lesbian aunt
hankering4ahunkacheese
I laughed...Upvote!
OhMyGodTheyKilledBrianYouBastards
..shot the toaster, it was a good time..
Shembus
No one has commented on the batman sunburn?
demoe56
it would be disrespectful to batman to acknowledge it
tantricpooper
Well he did make a Christian Bale joke. Close enough?
GingerWithASole
Thank you! I'm starting to the think the roaster didn't even notice
cartmanstits
I assumed he did based on the joke
cartmanstits
Since batman and the machinist are both christian bale
GingerWithASole
Well I guess i didn't make the connection because I didn't get the joke. Woops. Makes more sense now lol
PotatoLord87
#15 has a sweaty belly button.
jameskucera
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2012/11/121114-belly-button-bacteria-science-health-dunn/
Whiteoak789
I'm curious how big people survive in the military don't you have to do pt a lot?
pickleticklee
Looks like an outtie making shadow 0.o
PQTANLINDA
Sweaty bellybutton lint
blakeice
Now I can't unsee it. Fu!
obviouslythisisntmyrealnamewhatwereyouthinking
I dont know how to word this politely but i imagined everyone in the army would be in tip-top shape? Very lean and fit from training.
spookyu
Ohhh ohhh...there's a LOT to be said from many different perspectives of the fatties that exist in the military currently.
shimmyshimmyquarterturn
That kind of confused me because my mom was honorably discharged from the military for not meeting weight requirements, and she was 1/2
WickedGoodBub2
She might be pregnant
wormsinmahspice
As someone currently in the military, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabahahabahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
shimmyshimmyquarterturn
Definitely thinner than that girl. Reserves maybe? Do they have lower standards? 2/2
AppoJuice
Yep. Or she is more likely in the process of getting kicked out for being overweight. That process is lengthy.
obviouslythisisntmyrealnamewhatwereyouthinking
Is that not accurate?
pigpride
In the service, out of standards!