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dog tax
Another one
TheSilverbackPrime
#8 Georgia O'Keeffe would be proud
mrroflz
EJs always need gaskets
franklydizzy
#8 why not? Those are all really well done.
LAMovieDesign
#1 What’s up with the hands in the sand ?
drinkingouttacups
Well done! Stealing the Cunt-tree roads one. Thanks!
MoldyShiet
why is it called dog tax or cat tax? to me it's more like a tax refund.
Meganlikespie
#blackandwhitedogs
dru2
Premium dank! Excellent!
Drugtrain13
#17 shd cmisty cl
OaksParcel
#1 Animal Crossing New Horizons
SpencerDC
#1 as read by a Audio Engineer.
AvgWhiteShark
You can boop the snoot a little. Just make sure to ask first.
univac1
#4 Great. Now I've yawned 5 times!
bogus1983
#6 I love the fact that 17 years later people are posting memes about 2004 WRX's.
onecowboytoo
Please don't all Ted Cruz a cunt. That is demeaning to cunts everywhere.
AlpacaFarms
As they say, he lacks the depth and the warmth
wildsalmonpants
Our dogs could be twins
MsQuin
#19
WordsAndImages
The ted Cruz one took a second and now I just can't stop laughing
SJBSavageInk
#15 so you just spray everything in the room including your own clothing?
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
Many of us do use paper.
SJBSavageInk
Is that true though? I know a lot of dudes that don't wash their hands. It's gross. I can't see them using tp if they won't even wash hands
DummyThiccStealyBoi
Ha, straight pipe.
LookAtAllTheseSpices
Muffler? I hardly know her
kevinallover
I was trying to figure out what "Cat Delete" meant.
boiphamet
Same
BarackObamaOfficial
I found my people. ?
saleenowner
The Subaru headgasket pspspsps one was pretty good too lol. Speaking as a subaru owner
DeplorableOracle
#3 take me home, zodiac killer, tree, street?
khora
Rafael oak curve
Aeav8r
#6 Do Subuaru's have head gasket problems?
TicklishOwl
They're kinda infamous for it.
Aeav8r
I was unaware I only know one person with a Subaru and he only had clutch problems. Thank you Owl that is ticklish!
Lovingimpaler
#15 shake it shake shake it, shake it like a Polaroid picture...
ahorseelbowdeepinme
#19
CoryBarker127001
Voop
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Behold, the man with the most willpower in anime.
soepie7
My friend doesn't get #22
anxioushedgehog
I assumed it was ‘widen her exhaust pipe’. I know nothing about cars.
thotterpop
Power house amuse... No, see, it's a supra, so... Lift up her body?... Get her exhaust tip hot and shiny...
ineedanawesomeusername
Mine either
AlwaysDownvoteDots
Straight pipe.
klaatubarada
Rearrange her tailpipe
SelfSedatedSince1997
Take me home zodiac killer tree roads?
the42
This picture is not accurate…it’s not Take Me Home, Massive Country Roads… or even Huge Country Roads…that guy deserves the adjectives
ActuallyAPirate
traitor bush lane
0forallx
Cunt tree roads
villhelm
Cancun tree street?
lichenit
Take me home, please tell me how ugly my wife is, tree, road?
MrLundimmi
Yeah, it took me a while to figure that one out, because I kept trying to make Zodiac Killer fit!
RazTheGiant
Of course it doesn't fit, no way Cruz could actually be competent enough to really be the Zodiac Killer!
RazTheGiant
Also the 340 cipher would have put all the blame on someone directly related to Cruz, then it would be him
YeeticusOfTheTribeYeet
That guy is such a cunt. But yeah, I don't get it.
chromaticlotus
Take me home, cunt-tree-roads.
kojackbuddy101
Lol thanks
izzi7713
Ohhhhhh
SelfSedatedSince1997
...oooooh
CallieOpal
Jadedandannoyed
Take me home, Ted Cruz Tree Bendy Roaddddddddd. I have no idea. Send help.
TatanyaTanatia
Take me home... cunt tree roaaaaaad...
TheElootist
The dude is a c*nt. "Take me home, c*nt-tree (country) roads..."
SunflowerCatButt
cunt tree roaaaadd
AnAliyAiden
NinetiesBoomer
NautilusXCVI
added for the next dump
HardOnStrokeFoundation
#6 *cries in Subaru
RandomInternetAsshole
I too have felt this pain
saleenowner
I have owned several subarus and it made me laugh lol
sirclesam
as the owner of 2 Subarus with 4 sets of head gaskets between them...yup.
benjwolf04
Not a car guy. Is there an issue with gaskets on subarus in general or is this a specific reference to racing ones?
sirclesam
It's a side effect of the boxer engine. Not only does it have 2 head gaskets vs 1 for a 4 cylinder, but they're also on their side 1/
sirclesam
but aside from probably needing to do the heads, subarus's are fantastic cars - mine are both 200k+ and going strong
benjwolf04
Awesome thank you. My friend is looking to get one and I hadn't heard about that, and I was worried there might be an issue for them
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GunLovingTreeHugger
"S hd cmisty cl "
mastamage
*underneath
skooterLaughin
I missed the red R in that one.
Teasaurus
He ate he ass.
skooterLaughin
Yeah, I was confused.