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Jan 15, 2020 5:27 AM
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Sigh101
It's still paper..
scroty
Yes, because rapists love condoms and extra steps.
Beartrails
Or two well trained hands...
SureYouCanDG
Seems to me like sex offenders just wont buy that brand.. or use any at all
dchek89
Or a pair of scissors
DIINKELBERG
First pist today that me laugh
PresidentCamacho0
Yeah very sexy. "Honey help me unwrap this anti rapist condom I just bought for myself because I can't on my own".
Xaldyn
...Doesn't that just encourage rapists to not use a condom? That idea kinda backfired.
moonshadowkati
These aren't the only condoms in the world...
ExplainThisJoke
What exactly is the "powerful statement" this complicated condom is making?
Sigge1981
Fuck people who are missing an arm... Or don't, as it were.
thenewb
Thats why if i have a daughger, imma teach her how to knkfe the fuck out of people. For her saftey.
trigonman3
Bondulance is on its way
thenewb
Whats that?
trigonman3
username checks out
SoraHjort
Didn't someone prove that the "four handed container" for the condoms could be open easily by one person?
Voidhawk42
I bet you could do it with one hand and your teeth.
Xenarion
Amputees can't consent, got it.
trigonman3
Amputees can only consent to threesomes from now on.
WizardofAwws
Or double team a victim
BobMcVagene
RealBarackObama
JFC
Neonbaron
Remember what they say "it's cute to sleep with your Pikachu, less so to sleep with your machoke"
PresidentCamacho0
What weirds me out is that male and female Machamp look the same. So there is a chance that you are just walking by some field just to catch
PresidentCamacho0
two Goro looking mofos going at it in front of everyone.
qtRaven
Right. Sleep with your Gardevoir like the rest of the internet.
LoopStricken
levitatedwafflelordpart2
Oh.
qtRaven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNqtfFXq00k
ScionOfEights
BlueIceDragon
Welp, I laughed so see y'all in hell.
Timetoupdatemyusername
Mewtwo
IvanWestenbrug
Yep well see you, it will be Hella fun
TheRushToNothing
I didn’t laugh.. but I exhaled immensely through my nostrils.
Broccosaurus
Oh, y'all late
yourlocaleconomicsnerd
Sure.... rapists love using condoms. I will never not consider this the dumbest "thought-provoking" bullshit ever
AmArschdieRaeuber
They actually do, why leave behind evidence? Also STI's are a thing. Though you're right, it's thought provoking, not meant for use.
yourlocaleconomicsnerd
True.
chargeling
I keep trying to relate your username to why you seem knowledgeable about this…
AmArschdieRaeuber
Try it :D
CarnivorousRabbit
I'm fucken stupid. I was sitting here wondering why it would be more consenting inviting two more people just to fuck.
TheRushToNothing
They can sit there and watch as witnesses to your pathetic and disappointing performance.
GuardsmanMiku
competition
dogmoind
I mean... I could get it open by myself. I understand the statement, but... I can still get it open.
cannedbat
but if you ARE going to rape someone, you should use a condom
Dahes
Well.. aren't condoms considered protection for him? This way they protect against false charges.
reverendbonobo
And if you use one of these condoms, bring an accomplice.
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
Yeah cause force-feeding her plan-B would be cruel.
omnipotentpasta
I feel like 'if' should be capitalized here
mity0k23
I think it’s fine. It’s contrasting the implied “AREN’T”, which should be the normal MO in terms of rape. Emphasizing the IF seems iffy.
WoopDeFrickenDoo
hm you might be onto something. I don't see this selling well to the rapist demographic.
Doya
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DocTanner
How are there no bad replies to this?!
campariIsNotOnlyADrink
Well I have a hard time putting it over my not-so-tiny-heiny and after that I have no hard time anymore :(
Phobetor42
Hey, not even rapists want the spreading of STDs.
dbstardisthrow
... To catch an std....*
EveryonesCousin
Or evidence.
gekkepoes
gangrape
sluy55
Grape for short
thebridgejumper
I’m over here thinking why you need 4 people to open it
CarnivorousRabbit
SAME
steerAwwPrincess
Had me for a few seconds. Rythmatic s hard
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
Cameraman and a director
NobodyWorthThinkingAbout
You don't. Shitty design that doesn't work as advertised.
TheVapeCrusader
Each person uses two hands
Osthyvel
TheVapeCrusader
Figured it might be a joke but you never know. Some people really are that stupid
Osthyvel
Well, that is true
LocalZoophile
Maybe they all only have one arm?
aLilBlindKid
poets
Threesome and one witness?
benjums
I hope everyone isn't this dumb....2 people have 4 hands. Don't need 4 people...
poets
What kind of vanilla bullshit is this
Vencakes
Awesome Foursome: A Tale of Four Friends
GurdenRabsyKittenKnightbears
The witness is also a notary.
Thecynicalspud
Is "witness" code for cuck?
GuardsmanMiku
no, more of a referee
cjsmith517
It can be if that's what your into
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
I don't think you get into the cuck. That's why he's called the cuck.
unknownmale
I've known some guys who developed the fetish, but didn't dare tell the wife/gf...
onikame
Guys. I got an idea. Know how no one likes using condoms? Let's make then really hard to open, too!
shadowofacrow
Honest question, why don't people like using condoms?
onikame
Generally, extra steps, loss of sensation.
fred3299
I don't get it too. Extra Steps, I mean are you really in a hurry and i and the loss of sensation is really minimal
Zephon
If it takes me 45-69 minutes to bust with out imagine what it’s like with one
AmArschdieRaeuber
It's not exactly meant to be used regulary. More of a thing you do once.
holodecktheory
Much like condom usage.
Silas007
Or having sex.
holodecktheory
Hahaha
socialnaquada
Why not ? That's the only non-invasive, non-chemical, non-hormonal, reliable contraception...
AmArschdieRaeuber
I mean the two person opening thing. Not condoms. Obviously. You'd have to be dense to think that I've meant condoms.
campariIsNotOnlyADrink
What has happened to faces? In many cases they are non-chemical and non-hormonal, too.
WinoCrimesand69s
Well except for people with latex allergies, then they get the shitty condoms
chargeling
Sagami PU condoms.
socialnaquada
I'm using latex-free condoms per choice, I found a brand I find way better than anything I tried before and it happen to be latex free
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
I just connected the dots between my coworker getting pregnant and her latex allergy. :D