Small Chemistry Dump

Dec 21, 2017 10:44 PM

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#1 because metastability is cool, duh

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

here comes a bunch of people loving the smell of their own farts because they took gen chem in college.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once failed a body count because I had no potassium spike. The tech asked me if I was dead.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have not felt joy today until I saw this

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Explain the “clothes smell like Him” for me?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This one is gonna go most chiral.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I was only smart enough to get a few of these.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

what

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bless this dump

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*1720 cm-1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well that escalated violently...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The butanoic acid one took me a while... been too long since I smelled rancid butter in the lab.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Haven't taken chemistry in 20 years. Somehow remembered enough to effectively google it. I'm proud of myself this morning.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@OP titled "Oxygen Magnesium, Beryllium Carbon Potassium Yttrium"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Organic chem students united :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just finished the last chem class of my degree. Had to do with organometallic catalysts, and was one of the most interesting studies ever.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's the nicest way I've ever heard someone describe an aneurysm. Good on ya.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck. I understood every one of these. I'm a nerd.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

explain last one?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Methane has intramolecular forces which are non-negligible. It does not approximate an ideal gas.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

No gas is truly ideal, and methane/common gases are far from ideal largely due to significant forces not accounted for in the R constant.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

physical law for ideal gas only truely applies to H2, idiotic chemists think that methane is special when its just like most real gasses...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

forgot noble gasses :p

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Literally just graduated with a chem degree. Loved it.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Same! I laughed, then remembered pchem, then I cried

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We try not to remember pchem. Those were dark times.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Helium walks into a bar and order a drink, the barman say "hey we don't serve your kind here. fuck off" , helium doesn't react

8 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

I bet the He was just depressed. If he lost all of that negative baggage I bet He'd be αlpha.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Why is the barman so mean?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Because the classic version is too nice it doesn't make you ask why helium is not welcome which is the quintessense of the joke imo

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because He is so noble

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This shit is the best. I'm diene over here. I've benzene some good memes lately but this takes the cake.

8 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 2

Sidenote: as a chemist, I have peer reviewed this dump, and I find it to be of high enough quality to be published.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Dumping chemistry? EPA's gonna hear about this.

8 years ago | Likes 187 Dislikes 0

It's ok, this isn't considered hazardous by 40 CFR. State and local regulations may differ.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

what EPA?

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Nah, they'll just blame some mining company for their own incompetence.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

, Fuck, I hated this shit at the end of Gen Chem II. At all went back to this guy. Every. Fucking. THING!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I loved Le Chatelier's stuff. Solubility, on the other hand, can suck a dick.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd play the titration game.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's stopping you from doing your own titrations at home?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My teacher said don't try it at home - try it at a friend's house. I have no friends.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could have used this 2 weeks ago before finals

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It feels good to pass the semester by a thread.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He didn’t say he passed...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some of these are so stupid and esoteric... Quality dump, OP.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I don’t understand what esoteric means

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It means that one requires a specialized knowledge to understand it.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It was a joke

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My sarcasm meter must be on the fritz again. :c

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hands down the best dump of the year.

8 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 4

Maybe you’re a little biased? Hmm? A little biased, NaturalBornChemist??

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I'm sorry, Couldn't understand what you said, almost like It's Greek to me

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am 100% not biased considering this post.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0