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Dec 21, 2017 10:44 PM
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TheGrassyKnoll17
#1 because metastability is cool, duh
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
here comes a bunch of people loving the smell of their own farts because they took gen chem in college.
Ringshadow
I once failed a body count because I had no potassium spike. The tech asked me if I was dead.
Sultanofapplejuice
I have not felt joy today until I saw this
WardStradlater
Explain the “clothes smell like Him” for me?
noxmeter
thecontractor
This one is gonna go most chiral.
CheeseborgarSoop
I was only smart enough to get a few of these.
Perdvert
earthflipper
what
ignimbrite
Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?
bitsi
Bless this dump
jeffeff
*1720 cm-1
justwatching
Well that escalated violently...
periodictableofboops
The butanoic acid one took me a while... been too long since I smelled rancid butter in the lab.
Djchoragos
Haven't taken chemistry in 20 years. Somehow remembered enough to effectively google it. I'm proud of myself this morning.
BanadecCamberbootch
@OP
titled "Oxygen Magnesium, Beryllium Carbon Potassium Yttrium"
reddraggon220
Organic chem students united :)
TheYellowKnives
I just finished the last chem class of my degree. Had to do with organometallic catalysts, and was one of the most interesting studies ever.
Mimsey
That's the nicest way I've ever heard someone describe an aneurysm. Good on ya.
LouPole101
Fuck. I understood every one of these. I'm a nerd.
iaindaibheid
owlest
explain last one?
crusader7653
Methane has intramolecular forces which are non-negligible. It does not approximate an ideal gas.
tehniceguy
No gas is truly ideal, and methane/common gases are far from ideal largely due to significant forces not accounted for in the R constant.
RecurringNightmare
physical law for ideal gas only truely applies to H2, idiotic chemists think that methane is special when its just like most real gasses...
RecurringNightmare
forgot noble gasses :p
CommanderFluffybutt
Literally just graduated with a chem degree. Loved it.
buttsnbuttsnbuttsnbutts
Same! I laughed, then remembered pchem, then I cried
CommanderFluffybutt
We try not to remember pchem. Those were dark times.
alkante
Helium walks into a bar and order a drink, the barman say "hey we don't serve your kind here. fuck off" , helium doesn't react
Mimsey
I bet the He was just depressed. If he lost all of that negative baggage I bet He'd be αlpha.
MoooCow
Why is the barman so mean?
alkante
Because the classic version is too nice it doesn't make you ask why helium is not welcome which is the quintessense of the joke imo
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
Because He is so noble
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Emracruel
This shit is the best. I'm diene over here. I've benzene some good memes lately but this takes the cake.
Emracruel
Sidenote: as a chemist, I have peer reviewed this dump, and I find it to be of high enough quality to be published.
redunderpants
Dumping chemistry? EPA's gonna hear about this.
scnottaken
It's ok, this isn't considered hazardous by 40 CFR. State and local regulations may differ.
tafkae
what EPA?
tomyironmane
Nah, they'll just blame some mining company for their own incompetence.
MrPredator
Mimsey
I loved Le Chatelier's stuff. Solubility, on the other hand, can suck a dick.
IceCre4mM4n
I'd play the titration game.
Mimsey
What's stopping you from doing your own titrations at home?
IceCre4mM4n
My teacher said don't try it at home - try it at a friend's house. I have no friends.
overboard
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.nof.makanoh.simulasititrasiasambasa&hl=en
IceCre4mM4n
Thanks.
yourmoth1
Could have used this 2 weeks ago before finals
rhyoliticjuice
It feels good to pass the semester by a thread.
bundleofwoodensticks
He didn’t say he passed...
rhyoliticjuice
oh..
ThatBrainGuy
Some of these are so stupid and esoteric... Quality dump, OP.
ironglutton
I don’t understand what esoteric means
ThatBrainGuy
It means that one requires a specialized knowledge to understand it.
ironglutton
It was a joke
ThatBrainGuy
My sarcasm meter must be on the fritz again. :c
NaturalbornChemist
Hands down the best dump of the year.
ItsGreekToMe
Maybe you’re a little biased? Hmm? A little biased, NaturalBornChemist??
AbyssalArtorias
I'm sorry, Couldn't understand what you said, almost like It's Greek to me
NaturalbornChemist
I am 100% not biased considering this post.