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Who in the world hits on someone in the toilet paper aisle of fucking Walmart
Apr 26, 2017 10:52 PM
420blazeitbitchez
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USvette1
Tumbler, is that you?
MileHighLivin
Iaimtomisbehave
Krazzok
Directed by M. Night Shyamalamadingdong
AtsaMattaForYou
http://imgur.com/aI72x7m
PrincessNakedMoleRat
THIS IS A COMMENT.
AManWoman
"Friendly reminder"
FizzleBurger
NSFW, but very relevant https://i1.wp.com/www.sexylosers.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/sl173.jpg?w=504&ssl=1
TheStaffmaster
#thedangersofbeingbutch
SendMePornAndNudes
a boy looking girl or a girl looking boy, whats the difference
michaelladawn
Was drinking my tea, damn near spewed that out when I read that. That's too funny.
ItsActuallyDavidNow
postbluex
At least she didn't have a guy come up to her in Walmart & tell he she looks like a fat Kirsten Dunst but not to worry cuz she wears it well
missmalice
Story time?
shootan
Oh man, that is the perfect thing to say if I ever get rejected
AwfulOutlook
That's super gay.
Kayelle87
SAME THING happened to me outside of Crews in T.O and the guy gave me a nasty look as if I had tricked him purposefully. "beautiful boy" lol
CanadianDegen
Unless he just did that to cover his tracks lma
hiphoptherobot
Story of my life.
blackwidowsideboob
I'll take things that never happened for 500 Alex.
ninizcool
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
nervesatme
UsernameOnlyAvailableToImgurPremiumUsers
Time to spit some bars 1/?
UsernameOnlyAvailableToImgurPremiumUsers
Using entirely autocorrect
UsernameOnlyAvailableToImgurPremiumUsers
I'm sure you can do it again but you don't know how many times you do say that you are not obligated or whatever to do you just like that
UsernameOnlyAvailableToImgurPremiumUsers
I'm sure you will get it now but it's still not good enough for me some good thing I don't think it is the best app I've seen but it
UsernameOnlyAvailableToImgurPremiumUsers
is your favorite song on your mind
rfkile
And then the whole store started clapping
ShadowBannedForMakingMemes
The stores name? Albert Einstein
testzero
B3holder
I don't think someone who starts their anecdotes with "friendly reminder that..." does a lot of RL people interacting
Undeity
Maybe they've repeatedly told it before. Maybe this is literally the only interesting that has happened to them, so they always bring it up.
B3holder
"yesterday"
84USNGT
I have also hit on a cute guy to then find out he was a really a lesbian. Very confusing to say the least.
TomahawkJackson
I read that as "in the toilet paper section and this guy started shitting on me"
CherubCow
OMG I'M COMMENTING ON TUMBLR IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS AMAZING TO ME
IPutLinesOnPaper
WHO DID THIS?!!!?!?!?!?
Hetuni
DELET THIS
NQMT
I CAN'T
RyQuaza
iM LITERALLY DYING LMAOOOOOOOO
AVoiceOfReason
I'M SCREAMING
GimmeGhostBoots
IM LITERALLY CRYING
Pengarr
"This is the future the liberals want."
snuffcarcass
But it has to happen at Whole Foods.
Thequantumfactor
LolDudeThatWasSick
Heroic
snailz4dreams
Zelkon527
backet
How about mthat
thealmightywalrus420
How bout dah?
smule
cash me outside tho - security guard
420blazeitbitchez
Perfect
DonDraperSC
+1 for Rocky Horror Picture Show
ichosethewrongcollegedegree
LaVulpe
Ladybug505
Who in the world hits on someone in the toilet paper aisle of fucking Walmart
ThePuffNomadic
Real men
zebil
Wouldn't you rather find out if they buy 1 ply right from the start?
SickOfThisCessPool
The people of Walmart
TheDarkLordOfTrees
"I see you prefer extra-soft. I also have good taste."
DMGuy
Dude...it's Walmart.
Arsikere
people who go to walmart
skrimg59
anything is possible when the story is made up
Jerojero
The real question here!
GermanForJohn
Shitty people
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odraencoded
*both go pick some generic toilet paper brand* *hands touch* "Oh my god! We have so much in common."
unrythmed
Gay dudes. They got keep that shit clean.
Bondedrobin
People who shop at Walmart
ILikeRespondingWithWillSmithGifs
inbeingtoday
someone with cojones
Burritoheart
Do you not?
Twiggeh
Opportunists, thats who
TraceofSpades
There are place in the world where literally the only thing for miles is walmart. I mean like 50-60 miles of fields and walmart.
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
Grocery stores are actually a decent place to hook up. Never figured out why.
dogfrost9
Wal-Martians
remembergoliad
I was hit on shopping for a shower curtain in Walmart.
MJC1990
Gay people. Gay people hit on each other in the toilet paper aisle in Walmart. FYI; am gay, can confirm.
JapAnus
Wal-Mart people are wierd
guardianoftwosmallgods
Teenagers.
CookieJames
Lesbians
spartantalk
At least they're equipped to deal with the shit
DomoriGato
Someone with no shits left to give.
Zagan88
Welcome to the wonderful unexpected world of walmart
CatUpVote
The same who has a "mommy" who leaves him/her crying in the toilet paper alone. Poor thing!
MildTiger
Guy in my checkout line tried to invite me on a date to McDonalds after knowing me for literally ten seconds.
Nondino
I'm going to be honest I'm not attractive and I have also been hit on at a Walmart on more than one occasion. It's just a hoppin place
gad885
Excuse me for prioritizing a clean ass in my partner
CanadianLadyMoose
"Damn gurl you shit with that ass?"
sadquesadilla
"you won't be the only thing I'll use and flush"
craz3d
I worked at Walmart during law school. When shitty customers were being shitty, I'd walk by & fart. (I've almost always got one)
TinyBoots314159
I got hit on in the curtain section of Walmart
Hammsammiches
If you buy cheap toilet paper, I assume I can treat you like cheap toilet paper. If you don't respect your asshole, how can I respect you?
Ladybug505
PREACH
Smes
Have you seen the people that goes to a Walmart?
Ladybug505
Yeah they ain't worth hitting on
MyMiddleNameIsLiterallyJoy
Is this a thing? Because I've been hit on twice recently in two different Walmarts, and the only other person to hit on me this year was 1/2
MyMiddleNameIsLiterallyJoy
A homeless guy. 2/2
IneedtochangemyusernameandIguessthiswillhavetodo
nobody because this is made up
Mumalot
honest answer to OCquestion: ppl with diaper or scat fetishes?
IveBeenSlackingMyWholeLife
How is that different than hitting on someone in any public place though?
SomewhatOxygenated
Please don't hit on people in public places
EvilDeadTed
BadImgeruser
I see you're already well on your way, but please don't reproduce.
IveBeenSlackingMyWholeLife
K. I'll sneak into their homes and do it
angrywithoutcheese
Have you been to Wal-Mart?
IveBeenSlackingMyWholeLife
Yes and I've bought toilet paper there so I guess I assume someone else like me has too and maybe I"d want to talk to them.
angrywithoutcheese
Valid point
PerlerBeads4Dayz
I got asks to go to a man's apartment at 8:45am in the target electronic section.
Caffynated
It's times like this that I'm thankful I'm too ugly to get hit on.
PerlerBeads4Dayz
Im not even conventionally hot! Or skinny! I think he was just that lonely. And i have boobs i guess.
SergeantCorgi
I will take "That did not fucking happen" for 500, Alex.
Saxit
Go outside.
testzero
Groznek
Nothing ever happens with you people.
GingerKony
I will take "generic ass comment everyone says when Tumblr is brought up" for 400 hundred, Alex.
SergeantCorgi
It is not generic, it is Digorno
Mrginger128
Why not? Things do happen in the real world you know that right?
Thekingofbeans
They do, but most of the ones you read online don't. Especially if they have to do with someone being gay, autistic, trans, or racist.
MagicalScientist
So wait, I've heard things in all those categories save for autistic. Got any examples?
Thekingofbeans
https://www.reddit.com/r/thatHappened/ Go nuts.
AllHailTheCritbow
Please tag me too if you reply, as an autistic person myself i want to see what tumblr fakes about us.
Thekingofbeans
Usually along the lines of "my autistic cousin" followed by some crazy rainman story.
Mrginger128
Can I ask why you think that? If something like this happens you can bet it'll be posted to the internet, it's all people do now
Thekingofbeans
Yes, but for every true story posted to the internet, there are multiple fakes. Take a trip over to r/thathappened and see if you believe it
Mrginger128
Just assuming everything is fake then smugly pointing it out in every post just ruins the fun though tbh.
testzero
It's because his life is so boring, so he refuses to believe anything interesting happens to anyone else.
Thekingofbeans
Sure, that's gotta be it.
DeadChildrenAreDelicious
Hey reality is stranger than fiction. I'm autistic and I get hit on. With a stick.
Thekingofbeans
No it's not. Think of the strangest thing you know that's true. Now add Hitler in sequins.
DeadChildrenAreDelicious
Not kidding. I could show you but we just sold our last batch to a Taiwanese so maybe next week.
DeadChildrenAreDelicious
Joke aside this sounds like a made up phrase but I can support with evidence: We sell coconut shells to fuel Chinese factories.