Jul 22, 2017 5:30 PM
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Plsmoveclosertotarget
http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/KatyPerrySnoop.jpg?ggnoads
javabeans13
He could make a song with salt n peppa and call it Shoop Dogg
ucatione
Soup Dogg - "No soup for you! Without a joint. Here you go, my man."
Ikeepforgettingmyusername8
Or a life threatening respiratory infection and be Croupe Dogg
Yourfavoritebandsucks1974
"Does your sundae need a little drizzle?" "Fo shizzle my nizzle!"
TheRustySheriff
When he dies.... Spook Dogg
ImAfraidIBlueMyselfForNothing
Or he can just chill on his front porch all day and be Stoop Dogg.
LAWidgeon
v
IMoveWithTheEleganceOfAnAfricanElephant
Could drive a "honey wagon" and call himself Poop Dog
MemeStealingSkeleton
If he worked for uber he would be swoop dogg
IllegalArgumentException
What about a hula-hoop school? He can be Hoop Dogg
PoppaDragon
Get NdelReys ass in there
Chcooper
He could become a news anchor and still call himself Scoop Dogg.
skyshadow
$4.20 a bowl.
RetardedLobster
I'd happily give him my 3.50
vampirehedgehog
Make a career out of confuing people and call himself Dupe Dogg.
odiervr
Dog walker - Poop Dog
MalePatternBlackness
Pilot - Swoop Dog.
snuffcarcass
I like this one
TheMessiahHimselfWaluigi
Make a cringey jumpscare game and call it Spoop Dog
TheShusher
He could open a soup kitchen and call himself soup dogg
MidoriGreene
Open a wolf sanctuary in France and call himself Loup Dog
BrettTurley
Open a pet rescue and be Boop Dogg
superhans1988
Best one by far
NAPSTABLOOK22
Yes
CoRektiveAction
He could design roller coasters and be Loop Dogg
or be a hangman
MisterBibz
Or start a timber business Smooth Logg
or a turd polisher
PhunsukhWangdu
He could become a cheerleader and become Woop Dogg.
Ialwaysupvoteglenplake
He could open a car dealership and call himself coupe dogg
xuriV
Not bad.
Somilasomi
Only in America.
THEfreshestbrew
He could run a chicken farm and be coop dogg
Jade give two ride to Coop dogg
Norfolkanchancehere
Do package holidays to Thailand and be called noop dogg left.
addledPunster
And when he's not driving his sedan, he'll be Coupe Dog.
SmokieMcBongwater
If the military would take him he could be Troop Dogg
Corppi
After his time as Noob Dog, of course
YeahLinguisticsBitch
You guys are missing the obvious option of him opening up a kitchen to help feed the homeless. Then he'd be Soup Dogg.
swinglinered
This deserves as many upvotes as possible!
nexbex
Then get into the Bball game as Hoop Dogg!
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
He could be a jeweler, then he'd be loupe dogg
celestedrake
How about get a farm and become Snoop Hogg?
Anonymonocle
Or he could boil some oils or fats with lye. Then he'd be Soap Dogg.
Vercci
He could watch and be inspired by the Hey Arnold movie coming out and become Stoop Dogg
Arcian
Stoop Dogg too blazed to leave stoop
LiteralFruit
If he was a roller coaster operator, he'd be called Loop Dogg.
DepressedHappyMuffin
Why not both?
thisisabigdecision
whynotboth.gif
Duelist925
"Yo, you here for a scoop dog or some soup, dog?"
flightlessfruit
Selling ice cream during the day, feeding the homeless during the night - a true superhero
merlinious
Souperhero*
theBlueFour
Or just always sell ice cream
I mean, why not feed the homeless leftover ice cream?
6113
What is this leftover ice cream you speak of?
IamJaxusername
DarkMaster98
ShoelessPerson
C0mtraya
suckonthisfrizzlefry
Or a private detective agency. He could call it snoop dogg
TreepacLumpynutz666
He's one hell of a drug addict!
kmikl
He could partner up with Gwynneth Paltrow and call himself goop dogg
Englishisnotmyfirstlanguage
Detective Snoop Dogg would be an amazing tv series!
AZGrowler
Or start a dance company as Troupe Dogg.
SadCannibalNoises
I vote for opening a jewelry store and becoming Loupe Dog.
ChiLLeCheeze
He can always make chicken cages. He could call it coop dogg.
CarmenRedgenal
Or a doo wop group and call it "shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop-dog"
UonlyThinkyourDead
Bbq place called snoop hogg
mcflappy
That would be a cool tv show
TheGhastHunter
become a con artist known as Doope dogg
RelativeVelocity
Dupe, nigga
Mattwer3
Or he could be a pimp and be called Sloot Dogg.
TheGreenerGrey
Snoopy!
TojS
Or be afraid of spiders, Noope dogg
saucefordipping29
We are opening a p.i. business the names we had in the pool were amazing. Fly on the wall, hide and seek, rear window, peaky blinders. Etc..
Mechlai
remember what happened when we tried that with Mike Tyson? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTaMvID0L_o
UmamiMama
Sleuth dogg
Nipplebuttsalad
+1 for the fitting name
HisDudness
Or a roofing company and call it Roof Dogg.
DonteHaversham
Or a homeless shelter called soup dogg
realmdweller
Or go into bail bonds and be Dogg the Bounty Hunter.
luvas
Well shit i thought it was humorous.
amlinx
I found it funny
YouMadeMeSignIn
Or a basketball camp called Hoop Dogg.
howToLoseTheGame
Or a portable toilet business. he could call it poop dog.
schmonday
And one for the dogs on the side. He could call it Scoop Dogg.
Inappropesmagotes
He could be a plummer. Then Snoop Dogg can clear your poop clogs.
Ventrix
Detective snoop dogg, you're off the case! "Damn that's some real d o double g shit"
CringeMetal
After solving a case
kenobijuan
Before,during and after a case.
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
"Goddammit Snoop, you're too reckless!" "What did you expect me to do? MURDER WAS THE CASE THEY GAVE ME" "have you forgotten about Dre?!"
"...No sir" "I'm sorry Snoop(goes over to wet bar)...Gin and juice, right? Maybe it's time to drop it... drop it like it's hot, you get me?"
SilentMajority420
I seriously love you.
Aerogers
Eminem is the antagonist of the show
He's the young scrappy recruit brought in to teach snoop to care again.
MemeFrog420
bruh
OfficialJoeBiden
Yes, brethren?
Brah
Plsmoveclosertotarget
http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/KatyPerrySnoop.jpg?ggnoads
javabeans13
He could make a song with salt n peppa and call it Shoop Dogg
ucatione
Soup Dogg - "No soup for you! Without a joint. Here you go, my man."
Ikeepforgettingmyusername8
Or a life threatening respiratory infection and be Croupe Dogg
Yourfavoritebandsucks1974
"Does your sundae need a little drizzle?" "Fo shizzle my nizzle!"
TheRustySheriff
When he dies.... Spook Dogg
ImAfraidIBlueMyselfForNothing
Or he can just chill on his front porch all day and be Stoop Dogg.
LAWidgeon
IMoveWithTheEleganceOfAnAfricanElephant
Could drive a "honey wagon" and call himself Poop Dog
MemeStealingSkeleton
If he worked for uber he would be swoop dogg
IllegalArgumentException
What about a hula-hoop school? He can be Hoop Dogg
PoppaDragon
Get NdelReys ass in there
Chcooper
He could become a news anchor and still call himself Scoop Dogg.
skyshadow
$4.20 a bowl.
RetardedLobster
I'd happily give him my 3.50
vampirehedgehog
Make a career out of confuing people and call himself Dupe Dogg.
odiervr
Dog walker - Poop Dog
MalePatternBlackness
Pilot - Swoop Dog.
snuffcarcass
I like this one
TheMessiahHimselfWaluigi
Make a cringey jumpscare game and call it Spoop Dog
TheShusher
He could open a soup kitchen and call himself soup dogg
MidoriGreene
Open a wolf sanctuary in France and call himself Loup Dog
BrettTurley
Open a pet rescue and be Boop Dogg
superhans1988
Best one by far
NAPSTABLOOK22
Yes
CoRektiveAction
He could design roller coasters and be Loop Dogg
ucatione
or be a hangman
MisterBibz
Or start a timber business Smooth Logg
Yourfavoritebandsucks1974
ucatione
or a turd polisher
PhunsukhWangdu
He could become a cheerleader and become Woop Dogg.
Ialwaysupvoteglenplake
He could open a car dealership and call himself coupe dogg
xuriV
Not bad.
Somilasomi
Only in America.
THEfreshestbrew
He could run a chicken farm and be coop dogg
ucatione
Jade give two ride to Coop dogg
Norfolkanchancehere
Do package holidays to Thailand and be called noop dogg left.
addledPunster
And when he's not driving his sedan, he'll be Coupe Dog.
SmokieMcBongwater
If the military would take him he could be Troop Dogg
Corppi
After his time as Noob Dog, of course
YeahLinguisticsBitch
You guys are missing the obvious option of him opening up a kitchen to help feed the homeless. Then he'd be Soup Dogg.
swinglinered
This deserves as many upvotes as possible!
nexbex
Then get into the Bball game as Hoop Dogg!
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
He could be a jeweler, then he'd be loupe dogg
celestedrake
How about get a farm and become Snoop Hogg?
Anonymonocle
Or he could boil some oils or fats with lye. Then he'd be Soap Dogg.
Vercci
He could watch and be inspired by the Hey Arnold movie coming out and become Stoop Dogg
Arcian
Stoop Dogg too blazed to leave stoop
LiteralFruit
If he was a roller coaster operator, he'd be called Loop Dogg.
DepressedHappyMuffin
Why not both?
thisisabigdecision
whynotboth.gif
Duelist925
"Yo, you here for a scoop dog or some soup, dog?"
flightlessfruit
Selling ice cream during the day, feeding the homeless during the night - a true superhero
merlinious
Souperhero*
theBlueFour
Or just always sell ice cream
flightlessfruit
I mean, why not feed the homeless leftover ice cream?
6113
What is this leftover ice cream you speak of?
IamJaxusername
DarkMaster98
ShoelessPerson
C0mtraya
suckonthisfrizzlefry
Or a private detective agency. He could call it snoop dogg
TreepacLumpynutz666
He's one hell of a drug addict!
kmikl
He could partner up with Gwynneth Paltrow and call himself goop dogg
Englishisnotmyfirstlanguage
Detective Snoop Dogg would be an amazing tv series!
AZGrowler
Or start a dance company as Troupe Dogg.
SadCannibalNoises
I vote for opening a jewelry store and becoming Loupe Dog.
ChiLLeCheeze
He can always make chicken cages. He could call it coop dogg.
CarmenRedgenal
Or a doo wop group and call it "shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop-dog"
UonlyThinkyourDead
Bbq place called snoop hogg
mcflappy
That would be a cool tv show
TheGhastHunter
become a con artist known as Doope dogg
RelativeVelocity
Dupe, nigga
Mattwer3
Or he could be a pimp and be called Sloot Dogg.
TheGreenerGrey
Snoopy!
TojS
Or be afraid of spiders, Noope dogg
saucefordipping29
We are opening a p.i. business the names we had in the pool were amazing. Fly on the wall, hide and seek, rear window, peaky blinders. Etc..
Mechlai
remember what happened when we tried that with Mike Tyson? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTaMvID0L_o
UmamiMama
Sleuth dogg
Nipplebuttsalad
+1 for the fitting name
HisDudness
Or a roofing company and call it Roof Dogg.
DonteHaversham
Or a homeless shelter called soup dogg
realmdweller
Or go into bail bonds and be Dogg the Bounty Hunter.
luvas
Well shit i thought it was humorous.
amlinx
I found it funny
YouMadeMeSignIn
Or a basketball camp called Hoop Dogg.
howToLoseTheGame
Or a portable toilet business. he could call it poop dog.
schmonday
And one for the dogs on the side. He could call it Scoop Dogg.
Inappropesmagotes
He could be a plummer. Then Snoop Dogg can clear your poop clogs.
Ventrix
Detective snoop dogg, you're off the case! "Damn that's some real d o double g shit"
CringeMetal
After solving a case
kenobijuan
Before,during and after a case.
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
"Goddammit Snoop, you're too reckless!" "What did you expect me to do? MURDER WAS THE CASE THEY GAVE ME" "have you forgotten about Dre?!"
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
"...No sir" "I'm sorry Snoop(goes over to wet bar)...Gin and juice, right? Maybe it's time to drop it... drop it like it's hot, you get me?"
SilentMajority420
I seriously love you.
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Aerogers
Eminem is the antagonist of the show
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
He's the young scrappy recruit brought in to teach snoop to care again.
MemeFrog420
bruh
OfficialJoeBiden
Yes, brethren?
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Brah