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GoodLookingGus
kawwmoi
On the first day God said let there be light. The day before Chuck Norris said let there be God.
Warjammy
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the face. We call the descendants giraffes.
mcshady
Chuck Norris caught all 151 pokemon from a landline.
IPlayRugby
He has a blackbelt on the beard that he grows on his dick.
the12thletter
Still one of the greatest boasts in ERB history.
Mewmus
Chuck Norris is the only man in the world that can kick you in the back of the face
thedudeottawa
Or punch you in the soul!
SpeshallKay
They made a Chuck Norris toilet paper once but it never worked because Chuck Norris doesn't take shit from anyone.
potentiallyunsafe
On his birthday, Chuck Norris chooses one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
TalkRlyehianToMe
Chuck norris once threw a grenade, killing 120 people and destroying 5 buildings, then the grenade went off.
ihatewarmpickles
That's actually really funny
YarTheBug
zTIMz
THANK YOU!!!
hangemhigh13
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
huy1224
Chuck Norris can get blackjack... with one card.
Mewmus
Chuck Norris can speak braille
ithinkineedadrinkor6
When Chuck Norris takes a piss he clogs the toilet
sc0rion
Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
mattiasww
Chuck Norris actually died a few years ago, The Grim Reaper is just to afraid to tell him.
chaoslordjiro
Naw, Chuck is alive because he's too afraid of running into Bruce Lee
iH8myPP
Chuck Norris has a bear skin rug. The bear's not dead. It's just doesn't dare to move.
bigdurty
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Tech21101
http://i.lvme.me/5f7waqp.jpg
KenmoreChalfant
Is it just me or does he look a lot like Tim Allen? I can't unsee it now.
icebalm
No, Tim Allen looks a lot like Chuck Norris.
Tokzki
Tim Allen doesn't improve homes. Homes improve themselves for Tim Allen.
KenmoreChalfant
Touche
Tokzki
the best was he counted from 1 to infinity... twice. ^_^
TurdFerguson14
More!!!
TheManFromIdaho
Omegilla
A candle burning twice as bright fades all the faster.
LuckyWristbands
Bruce Lee was the only one powerful enough to do that. However, a mortal with that much power shortens their lifespan due to it
TheManFromIdaho
A candle that burns twice as bright kinda thing huh?
LuckyWristbands
Yeah with blue flames that kicked up and created a dragon every 5 seconds
unclemachete
Chuck ages like fine wine. Had this fight taken place right now, Chuck would definitely win.
motorwaffle
To be fair, a normal mortal would be disintegrated by just one of those kicks
LuckyWristbands
Also true
CrestKnight
chuck norris can believe its not butter
CripPick
What year is it?!? Is it 2006 again???
hotsister
Shut up these will always be great!
davebeastly
2006? I feel so old. I remember when this meme was still Vin Diesel and Mr T instead of Chuck Norris.
ihatewarmpickles
Cuz the eyes of the ranger are upooooon you
ihopethisusernamewillbelongenoughsopeoplewillnoticeme
Any wrong you do, he's gonna see
ihatewarmpickles
When you're in Texas look behind you
ihopethisusernamewillbelongenoughsopeoplewillnoticeme
'Cause that's where the Ranger's gonna be
ihatewarmpickles
This was nice
ihopethisusernamewillbelongenoughsopeoplewillnoticeme
I think so too! :D
DefectiveWombat
dauntlessds
Chuck Norris is the Roundhouse of the cells...
SwampLord88
PineappleSlam
PerfectGifComment
sargentpeppersteak
then: lol Now: fucking hate crime chuck norris is racist as fuck 100% woke
umpbumpfizz
What movie is this from? Sadly, I must admit that my knowledge of Chuck's work is somewhat spotty.
ChoppinBroccolai
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
catsaregroundowls
Chuck Norris doesn't teabag, he potato sacks.
filthytank
Ghostwish
Looks like Chuck Norris round house kicked the pixels out of these pictures.
sargentpeppersteak
burn
Frontrowbass
If these were hd you would die from looking at chuck Norris.
Ghostwish
"MY FUCKING MONITOR OH GOD WHY"
EarthAnimalArmy
Only the bravest Pixels are allowed in a Chuck Norris picture - Meaning ones that have survived to date!
MrRandom314159
ItsActuallyDavidNow
1. There aren't enough pixels to capture Chuck Norris. 2. Chuck Norris scared off most of the pixels. The rest he allowed to represent him.
Omegilla
Ever stop to realize that only the pixels brave enough to stay on these pictures still remain?
Elsniffler
Ye right
Skanah
Most of them are ancient
Ghostwish
They don't call em jpeg 'artifacts' for nuffink.
AccordingToAllKnownLawsOfAviationThereIsNoWayABeeShouldBeAbleTo
AllanMaynersly
Playing "Paper, Rock, Scissors" with my daughter, spun my fingers in a roundhouse kick and called, "Chuck Norris". I won, forever.
Hakosukaz
She dead?
mener
She totes ded
Mrbobshat
It's called " rock, paper, scissors" not "paper, rock, scissors"
dauntlessds
Y tho? The order is incorrect in your iteration "technically" and his/hers would be right instead.
ihatewarmpickles
Poindexter
ThingyThings
That's not what Chuck Norris said
ZaeMillion
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock you uncouth waffle hopper.
ihatewarmpickles
Big Bang Theory sucks. Yea, I said it, what?
IWillNotDoubleTap