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TimothyVonShaft
It's a great tip especially when you're barbequing inside on a rainy day.
PhailRaptor
And on that day, nothing of value was lost
Loser37
That's hostile
OreoD
My friend doesn't get it, please explain?
Loser37
The alarm is going off because of a carbon monoxide leak, which is causing those symptoms
micotyro
Perfect example of correlation is not inherently causation
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
I had a couple of distant relatives die from carbon monoxide poisoning a long time ago. It was super sad.
Churlish1
Great Movie, Excellent Soundtrack
wolfsonne
Garden State.
JamsE
There’s no E in Ruth, Ruthe.
Paladin714
I’d start the car inside the garage to create white noise & muffle the alarm.
rpurplel
That's a weird way to spell Ruthe. It's either Ruth or Ruthie (though I'll allow Ruthy but that's just silly looking).
SteveHarringtonBabysittingServices
Natural selection.
LosPer
She ded
AkiraKevin
RIP, Ruthe
Felman
Some of you sure are slow at picking up sarcasm. I mean, how much thicker can you lay it on?
azzthom76
Sarcasm or natural selection? I'm OK with either.
MeatMechanic86
cactuskid1956
disconnected mine over a year ago fucking beeps at 3 in the morning...aint worth it, I rather die!
IronicUsername
Darwin at it is best.
AreThoseMyPants
More people need to listen to Word Crimes, it seems.
SociopathicOtter
My dad bought a CO detector, put batteries in, it started going off. Took the batteries out. Clearly defective. 6 years later, repairman 1/2
SociopathicOtter
comes to fix our furnace. Asks if we’ve felt sick, dizzy, headachy. “Nope!” “Okay, because your vent was blocked off and you’ve been 1/?
SociopathicOtter
CO poisoned for however long that’s been.” SIX. YEARS. Not realising the detector wasn’t defective! 3/3
TheRickestofMortys
This is Darwin at its best.
PinkEater
For a friend, can you explain that? For a friend of course.
NekoMiko06
darwin is an offhand reference to Charles Darwin's theory of natural selection, or Survival of the fittest. Ruthe here (1/2)
NekoMiko06
has demonstrated a lack of fitness in at least one area to the point where she will naturally be removed from the gene pool.
TheRickestofMortys
Darwin is a city in Australia
PinkEater
commentsivehadafew
Make sure your windows are closed -you’re probably getting pollution from outside
LCPLunderground
https://www.google.com/amp/www.newsweek.com/robert-phalen-epa-air-too-clean-700143%3famp=1
SamArt53
Ironically this can be true in brand new homes. The off-gassing of new materials and glues can easily cause worse air indoors as a result.
ThisIsGod
I fucking knew it! They recently renovated this WaWa, and the air inside is fucking terrible, to the point where the food tastes weird.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Thank you, Ms. Plath.
Rip42
The EPA says you need that pollution to stay healthy. http://www.newsweek.com/robert-phalen-epa-air-too-clean-700143
scatter
I dunno, I hear if the air is to clean it can be bad for you.
elleyea
Damn, you beat me to it
TeacupSafari
henrysnugglemonster
Topical. +1
SamArt53
*too
DeadMemeCentral
scatter
Yeah, that
scroobiusgav
Username checks out