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Jul 26, 2019 9:37 PM
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Dankking
It’s Incase you have a butt plug you can discretely remove it.
AHappyPichu
The idea is that being naked isn't sexual but undressing is.
nabacular
Watching someone strip is more titillating than just ginding someone naked
moecurlylarry
Slower. One button at a time
blonx
I think it's seen as intimate. Idk the undressing.
Jackrabbitry
Maybe she only wants to deal with the business and wants you to feel more comfortable?
creeperazzi
I just assumed they were seeing another patient instead of waiting on me. Time is money..
nomealone
If you stay for a; skinny or young. you have to stay to watch a; fat or old! Some things you can’t unsee!
amaranthisme
Oh it's very different. I'm a massage therapist. Imagine a moving naked body versus a still one
ReginaKasteen
Probably wants to read your medical history somewhere where you can't see her silently judging you.
Fairemont
Jesus Christ these cholesterol levels... Eat some damn Cheerios. Oh, but she mentions her back pain has gone away... BP looking sketchy...
sargissargis
Watching someone undress can be/is a form of exerting dominance.
Hirhoward
Same concept as a naked art model. The action of removing clothes considered sexual. Standing there, naked, apparently not.
IDidntVoteForHer
/a/FO35YXJ
mrfloris
She's there not to watch you get naked, she's there to do her work. Be glad she respects you vs the doctor that doesn't.
dontblinkdontevenblinkblinkandyourdead
Scoot down. Scoot. Little further. Scoot. A bit more. Scooooch. There ya go.
sendmeyourarmslikeliterallycutthemoffandsendthem
I thought the same thing about getting my Brazilians done, but trust me it is so much weirder when they stay
Goblor
My ex had to go to one and she was super stressed also because it was a man. So I sat in the chair and introduced myself as her. I laughed.
handbanana13
graceinsheepsclothing
Yes, but then they only undrape the small part they are looking at. You are never wholly nude, like you are when changing
CrossBetween
It’s likely that their main interest is your cervix, not your undressing manouvers, so they prob go for a shit in the meanwhile. Or a wank.
d0cstrang3
Just giving you time to unshag the carpet I would presume. Maybe a side part or a faux hawk.
dangerousmelon
This was so funny I had to show my family. +1
SHININTURDZ
Yeah, I hate waiting! Just do the thing, I don't care!
WoodyGoodman
...also, the name of my sex tape.
AnnieGitchYerGun
Oh weird. It just occurred to me that I don't know if I need gyn exams since I don't have a cervix or uterus or fallop tubes anymore.
lookitupyourself
Still have a vagine..
AnnieGitchYerGun
Indeed I do. Thank fact that still works proper like.
combatwombat0
Ask your primary care doc. I don't know either
IAmWAYTooOldForThisShite
Sir, I feel that gynocological exams are not indicated in your case.
AnnieGitchYerGun
Hahaha. You nut. I just had them removed for reasons. I still have my ovation, though.
IAmWAYTooOldForThisShite
And i too sir, stand and offer you an ovation.
AnnieGitchYerGun
Oh my word. I didn't even see the auto-correct. ♀️ I meant ovaries.
The22ndDoctor
They don't want to start unconsciously start humming "You can leave your hat on"
DanniLuxgarbe
or "A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Cryin'"
ceilingrrr
Or "Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off"
DanniLuxgarbe
Or, God(s) forbid, "Roxanne"?
ieatpinkcrayons
RavenHellfire
Actually a pretty good show. Poor bastards on there though, leeches and ticks in the worst places
heydrea22
Just watched an ExMarine in the rainforest, PTSD episodes made her tap out. Was really sad to watch.
RavenHellfire
Yah, PTSD is no joke, I've seen the effects first hand, crippling
JoleneJoleneJoleneJoleeene
I had to go into a small room to take my knickers off before my internal ultrasound. Kinda weird considering she was about to break my hymen
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
PCOS??
probablylisteningtokpop
Fucking sucks.
JoleneJoleneJoleneJoleeene
They checked for that, fibroids, a cyst, early onset menopause. Turns out it was excess stress which stopped my periods; which was a relief
ICantOdd
Is that a stress joke at the end...?
combatwombat0
Unless you have a perforated hymen it doesn't break. It's usually almost completely worn off by the time you start having periods
lookitupyourself
Thank you for this tidbit. I always wondered what the story was because I have no recollection of any issue, ever
TenNineYellowColdSadPurple
I don’t mind that they leave, I mind that they leave me sitting there naked on a table waiting for 20 minutes. That’s the degrading part.
atomicbbgum
With that thin sheet of paper with your cooter flowing in the wind
LadyIJustWorkHere
And freezing
FloppyAnomaly
Sounds like my first date.
Asherdash
And then the paper on your sweaty ass getting suck as you get off the table at the end. SO FUN
Asherdash
Stuck ?
TheNudeJumper
That’s sucks ass
Asherdash
gilded42
Not the forceps spreading you apart before they swab and scrape the cervix, followed by the 2 finger+pressure cervical check?! *DEEP CRINGE*
ilovecake
Afterwards where there’s all the goop they used and you’re having to repeatedly wipe yourself.... so gross.
gilded42
I also get cramps for hours after that “massage”, always wondered if it was just me?
ilovecake
I never had cramps afterwards, but I would feel just a little...yucky. Like I’d want to shower or something.
ilovecake
And then having to scooch on down
TenNineYellowColdSadPurple
You never do seem to scotch far enough.
ilovecake
Nope. Still have to bring it on down. The whole process is awkward.
Noyoudontknowmefromsomewhere
pre-baby gyno visit: legs closed, uncomfy, awkward. post-baby gyno visit: “ ‘sup doc?” as i slap my heels in the stirrups before asked.
MoxnesMonster6
Mine would just lube and stick them fingers right up in there. The first time I was shocked. "At least buy me dinner first!" I said.
JohnnyLawlessEsq
1) Paramedic here. I once responded to a woman in labor, and in my area, the primary criterion of “stay-and-deliver” vs. “run for the...
JohnnyLawlessEsq
2) nearest hospital” is whether the baby is crowning. Given that any partner and I at the time were both men (big, husky dudes) and this was
JohnnyLawlessEsq
3) the first labor response for us both, it fell to me to explain that, and to ask to look. I was super nervous and stuttery about it, but
JohnnyLawlessEsq
4) I shouldn’t have been, because she already had four kids. The nanosecond she comprehended what I was asking, she practically ripped her
JohnnyLawlessEsq
5) leggings off and threw her legs open as casually as she might open her mouth at the dentist. “Nope, lets get you some sweatpants and go.”
frankthesomething
It'd be weirder if she stayed and watched.
onecowboytoo
while eating ice cream.
sozensloth
I've had (mostly female) doctors, nurses, and gynecologists stay while I undressed... not looking directly at me but still in the same room
Happinessisawarmmeme
RickStevesLuvr
THANK YOU FOR SAYING THIS! Like, I know I’m probs gonna see your va-jay-jay anyway, but I DON’T wanna see you struggle out of your panties.
Sesquey
And took notes...
faultysage
Puts on a little music.
mattihase
I'm never gonna dance again! Guilty feet have got no rhythm
GeeeButtersnaps
https://youtu.be/BQ3mMxuyOQA
tertiannote
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
mattihase
I'm never gonna dance again! Guilty feet have got no rhythm
karmasamburg
Chikun31
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ
awsome101
Is this the music from that scene in Silence of the Lambs?
awsome101
After looking at the comments on YouTube, I can say that yes, yes it is