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Years ago I saw this episode of celebrity jeopardy on SNL and I was always curious about the punchline to the joke Sean tells. Well, today I was randomly thinking about it and I figure it out, I know what Sean Connery forgot!
See, the punch line goes "One is a sick duck, the other sucks dick" cause it's a reversal of the vowels. I'm sure everyone else already figured it out, likely the first time they heard it, but still; I'm happy. FP? For this? Well, ok. Send C# advice, I'm trying to learn.
nihilistdad
Is called a spoonerism and you don't deserve credit for being slow.
MorganDJones
Mooooo
eromitlab
HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH
Noblert
I had no idea
PseudoSapient
What's the difference between a bad hunter and a constipated owl?
buttpunch13
I didn't know it was a real joke
bpcomp
You are gonna love pop corn...
nickwinters
C# advice? If it can be null, it will be null.
islander311
I hadn't figured it out, but am happy you told me!
pterodactylptime
Thanks!! I never understood that line, either.
FriskyDing0
But it's about his mother. Wouldn't "One is a sick duck, and your mom sucks dick," make more sense?
RedDevils42
Yea....I knew that
azarlea
Cunny funt! My dad says these all the time. 'Fack to brunt', 'cookin' fat' and 'cunny funt' are my favourites though. And yes, Australian.
inthepipe
https://imgur.com/IvzUySh
demodulated
One's a sick duck and the other's a dick suck.
ConfederacyOfDunces
It works better with a different intro: "in one case a duck's sick, the other sucks dick."
Priceman5
THANK YOU! Now it makes sense!
truthsmiles
Does that make you a smart feller or a fart smeller?
Gattmanfu
I always imagined "sick duck" and the others a "sick fuck." I think yours works out, only, slightly better
NotTheTruck
I'd go with this, I feel like the rhyming would fit best.
callipygianman
I always thought "dumb fuck"
GdebMueller
I always thought it was a dick suck. And he said he couldn't remember cuz of censors. Either way works for me
3dartwork
This was recorded almost 20 years ago....Welcome @OP :)
thesixfingerman
I....I think I saw this live then.
3dartwork
Hey, at least you made it, right?!
ICantRememberHowItEndsButYourMothersAWhore
I'm relevant
thisusernameisnotrelevantanywhere
Lucky you, I'm never relevant... ;)
truthsmiles
Indeed you are. You've been waiting for this moment for 2 1/2 years... I hope it's everything you've dreamed of :-)
ICantRememberHowItEndsButYourMothersAWhore
Katosen
Here's some C# advice: If you value your time, life, sanity, fucking don't.
thesixfingerman
That bad? I know nothing but my wife wants me to learn computers.
Katosen
I hated it in high school, never pursued my dream of web design. I went to Culinary School instead.
Robotok
I think vb.net is easier to read and has the same capabilities as c#. Only difference is syntax. I started in vb and switched to c# later.
rad007
As a person that is learning coding(me), C# is hard. I resorted to Python for my first big project. It's good for beginners.
thesixfingerman
Python, ok. I'll look into that.