ReginaPhalangePHALANGE
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Posy tax.
My half boxer, half basset baby.
ChloeBear2005
Hot damn Harrison Ford!
thegreattasteoflymon
That ultrasound pic looks like a koopa troopa.
ElliotStryker
His face looks as if it could be a bit happier
db17k
triangulardude
The DECLARATION! OF! INDEPENDENCE!
SpitefulRed
Regarding #1- guys, always make sure she swallows that pill in front of you and check her mouth afterwards
H0n3yBunny
Joodlesmoodlenoodle - definitely my new name. Can yea guess what my name is?
Mariostar7
I don't know, hoodlenoodleoodleboodlennoodle
H0n3yBunny
*giggles*
ThatGuyJayar
Mariostar7
Thoodletgoodleoodlejoodleoodleoodler
Mattwer3
Moodletthoodlew...
iamteaya
Toodleoodleyoodle
AFineDayForScience
Toodleyloodler
Boerjang
that man actually looks like he could be a lot happier
Goku2012
That man is all tears on the inside. I can tell, cuz I'm all tears on the inside. *Pushes play on The Cure cassette tape* *puts on eyeliner*
Blrp0
I need someone to photoshop https://pmcdeadline2.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/nicolas_cage.jpg on #6
conradfr
Here you go :
noperope
Why is there always something feminist mixed into these?
BamboozledU
It looks like #1 is pregnant with a tree spirit from Princess Mononoke
EneZio
#1 that's the face of despair not happiness
forallthewins
" I fucked up REAL bad this time"
justagardener
Exactly. They didn't want it in the first place, so what's changed now? Imagine the kid seeing this picture.. they'll KNOW they were unwante
DavosSeaworthTheOnionKnight
Lots of kids are oops babies, I wouldn't get upset over it. After all they could have gotten a abortion.
Mariostar7
If you do the thing twice you get things like oodleoodledloodleoodleoodledloodledoodleoodledloodlen
TheBeastlyStud
#1 Is the reason I started to get called a "Miracle Man". GF got pregnant even though she was on birth control, It was a miracle! (1/2)
TheBeastlyStud
A few days later, she fell down a flight of stairs, another miracle! (2/2)
BruceWaynne
#2 is a great conclusion to #1 - just need a "6 years later"
wannafresh1
Your pup is absolutely adorable!!!
KillingTheJoke1
I really saw a logical connection between #1 and #2
KillingTheJoke1
#2 ... lol
ProjadeX
Upvote for your cute puppup
iamteaya
I first read it as 'my half brother'
Owlberightback
You okay man?
Mariostar7
Moodleroodleoodlestoodler7
Mariostar7
Soodlenoodlec's my name, speeds my game!
Dreadfutopia
Posy's fur looks made of velvet.
ReginaPhalangePHALANGE
Oh it is, my friend. It is.
rifrafa
MOAR
Muttmutt
It's never too late for plan C
whatisusernameprecious
FALCON PUNCH!
pancreas
homicide?
Muttmutt
No, please refer to @whatisusernameprecious above you
pancreas
I think genocide is a little over the top for plan C. \
Muttmutt
Well you're a pancreas... Sooooo
Zoroasterisk
SarcasticHanSolo
Hey everyone, I'm Woodledoodle Hoodlendoodlersoodlen!
Mariostar7
It's even better with usernames. SoodlercoodlestoodlecHoodlenSoodleloodle.
SarcasticHanSolo
I wish I could favorite comments so bad right now.
Mariostar7
By commenting on my comment, you just did! Congrats!
analnipple666
Moodleloodlenoodle Noodlesoodlec here!
Mariostar7
Oodlenoodlelfoodleroodlesoodlesoodlesoodle
SarcasticHanSolo
Nice username.
pistachiomoustache
#1 Makes me think of my husband, who does something like that sometimes. Takes a sleeping pill and chugs an energy drink to see what wins.
924Carrera
I once woke up on a weekend after 10 hours of sleep and had bad allergies. Took a Benadryl (all I had). Drank a Red Bull. Benadryl won.
pistachiomoustache
He might be crazy.
GeorgeoftheDongle
But it just might be a luuunatic you're lookin for
pistachiomoustache
Turn out the light!
GeorgeoftheDongle
Don't try to save me
sundayturkey
Strong coffee and indica weed. Makes for legendary naps when you finally crash though.
forallthewins
"Oh god, I fucked up REAL bad this time"
forallthewins
Woops wrong post, my apologies
pistachiomoustache
Hahaha, it's cool. xD
corditedelite
I took a norco with an energy drink once because i didnt know better. Almost died. Fun times!
Syng420
What's a norco?
corditedelite
Prescription painkiller
Syng420
I take percocets and drink those little 5 hr energy bottles, am I not supposed to?
corditedelite
Idunno, im not a doctor. What happened to mr is i got knocked kn the floor and my heart barely worked, lasted like 2 hours
equityforpunks
Plan B pill isn't won by the sperm but that woman's body. Most likely she didn't take it on time.
ChrisPBacon82
Or at all... she seems pretty excited.
Syng420
I have a lot of issues with men, but I've always felt bad that your life could undergo a huge change without your say so. I think women 1
lmmb
I think they had the say so when they had unprotected sex
Syng420
Birth control methods fail.
Syng420
Who do that are abhorrent and should have to take food stamps instead of child support directly from the father, but how could you even 2
Syng420
Prove that's what happened without dragging lawyers and contracts into it? Hopefully that birth control shot goes on the market soon. 3
ChrisPBacon82
I watched a girl do this to a friend of mine after high school, he was a good sport about it though. I'm not, got a vasectomy at age 23.
ChrisPBacon82
I can't think of a better way to set up the rules, but as a male, that's my only way to opt out of the game.