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Heyou210
ICommentWithWrestlingGifs
eromitlab
them: we're just starting out, our budget is only $950k. me: oh, please fuck off.
darthbiscuit
I have a friend that literally runs a machine that sharpens colored pencils at a factory and he makes $55,000 a year.
Sylon
Your budget is $1.8M? Here's a $2M, $2.5M and a $700k home to choose from.
coronalmassejection
This was funny. . . The first couple of times.
KnifeKnut
http://www.artisanalpencilsharpening.com/
MrShikko
No idea what that is, but good for them having so much money to spend.
BolshajaSvinja
Why is there suddenly so many of these?
JigglinDizznicks
Posting shit on social media like #blessed
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
I'm single and I scratched my ass once. My budget is 64 billion.
megabassist
We have to have a mini-house under 500sqft with a full kitchen and bathroom, and can fit a king-sized bed.
DuchessLostSoul
They're actually looking for just their vacation home too.
holycheeseandcrackers
*throws self on floor and cries*
RemiRixJones
I demand more of this meme!
SneaksieCorsair
I don't know when I'm going to get tired of this meme, but it's not today.
DarthReznor
Am I the only one who doesn't know what HGTV is
jiankui
No.
stouffer
Yes. I mean, no.
stouffer
Yes. I mean, no.
spicytoblerone
This!, this is the reality of this show.
aleister94
I read that all of their contestants already bought a house and the potential other houses they look at are their neighbors houses
edenhack
I had a family friend that was on it actually. I live in Texas and at the time College Station. They had already put down the money on a
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house and when they got approved to be on the show they were just shown 2 other homes that were around the area and then acted like they
edenhack
had picked the one they already owned out of the others. They were severely disappointed in the show and never watched it again.
edenhack
You don't need to believe me but that episode exists to cover me. They worked with my mother and told us about it after the episode aired.
zflazeda
My friend doesn't get it, can you explain what this is making fun of?
MademoiselleCanadienne
Home and Garden Television. The scourge; the type of shit a 150$ cable bill gets you now...
Imnotalwayscleverbutwheniamipreferbudlite
A ridiculous TV show network about fixing houses where people working bland perfect jobs somehow can afford massively expensive homes
AuBoss
If you live away from the main cities the cost of buying a house is much less. Haven't seen the show however.
RaynWisp
It doesn't matter, most people can't afford to take 3-8 weeks off work just for the labor, let alone the materials.
AuBoss
If you are in the position to buy a good house then you should be able to.
RaynWisp
The show doesn't account for the fact that it's only affordable BECAUSE THE SHOW PAYS THEM. It's a fucking joke, really.
SidneyHarbor
Those episodes seem to always take place in one of 3 regions: Vancouver, Toronto, or the San Francisco Bay Area, west of the bay.
nicktron
Yeah well Crayola is retiring the "dandelion yellow" brand. Future isn't lookin so bright now, is it bud?
SirLintalot
hgtv?
haff
Home and Garden Television (I think), popular TV channel in Canada and probably also 'MURIKA! Sorry.
Dontforgetstayhydrated
Happy granny touches vagina.
SirLintalot
ewwwwww. +1
Zootsoot
Yeah. They are very careful to avoid saying, "Oh yeah, and our billionaire parents are buying us the house for a wedding present"
CantComeUpWithACreativeUsername
FML
magneticgumby
When the lady at the bank asked if I would have anyone "gifting" me money for my house, I laughed quite loudly and she said, "Guess not."
Dontyouforgetitdirt
I know a guy, he and his wife were gifted 180,000 dollars for their house. He has never wanted for much.
magneticgumby
Fuckin' Apples that has to be rough. As long as he recognizes how fortunate he is and that others aren't, good for him.
justforthisonecomment
How is this uplifting?
Nebchris360
We're looking to put 1% down on a 100yr mortgage
CongratsYouAreHereNow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0_axTST2aY
burknoe
WTF click of the day. Thanks man.
Fuglysack
That... That was not about butterflies or mortgages.
flaccidhope
Well, he's in real estate so people need mortgages, and I had butterflies in my stomach (anxiety) thinking about the future of this country.
eirhsjabd
Why is there a T in mortgage I never understood that
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foxracing254
English be fucked up
Nebchris360
Mort- as in death. It's a death sentence
eirhsjabd
I don't understand the struggle yet I'm only 19
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
It's a mortal engagement, y'know? 'Til death do us part and all that jazz.
eirhsjabd
I'm 19... maybe I'll know soon enough
luzaria
"Mort" (dead) and "gage" (pledge) from French. Traditionally one of the only ways to get out of it was to die, or could just be colloquial
mindstorm8191
I was told the "gage" part ment grip. So it translates to "death grip". Which, it kinda is
Bartholomeo
The T is not silent. Hard T. Pronounce it hard and loud. Stay strong *fisTbump*
ltsDizzyD
I don't know...
0100101001010010
Are you telling me you pronounce it as mor-gage?
ShadyC
I think basically everyone does.
IslandGirl907
Yaa
0100101001010010
Huh, maybe its a dialect thing because everyone I know says mortgage.
IslandGirl907
Where are you from?
IATTM
KillerKommando
More like I say tomato, you're saying it wrong.
ShadyC
I think basically everyone does.
Jumbra
Why did 'Be like' ever become a thing? It sounds so.. unintelligent.
Kimanous
Reddit
analbumcoverfrom1991
How is this current events???
CelticGirl0129
Do you have any idea how much money you can make from 1 hr of butterfly collecting a month?
flowofsilence
all?
ppattersonjax
https://youtu.be/f5RrGFBbbSY
KrondorMocker
$3.50?
pineapplearchitect
That's three point five zero million
shesgotskillz
I think the correct answer is tree fiddy.
DarkSideOfImgur
Wtf is this animal crossing?
jwoytk01
Lochness Monster? Is that you again?
SycheofNorth
No, I do not. Enlighten me, please?
CelticGirl0129
SycheofNorth
Hahaha! I know.
TerraformTrent
I think they were asking.
SycheofNorth
Oh, I didn't realize that. I thought they were exclaiming.
Shadowpickle
Used to have some in Costa Rica in my front yard. But the locals will shun the fuck out of you if you catch and sell them.
littleschmitt
Who cares sell them anyways but do it when they don't look.
Shadowpickle
It's just a karma thing
littleschmitt
Yea that would suck if the whole community treated you bad for selling butterfly's. I'm not saying that sarcastically lol.
CruisinDownTheStreet64
Depends on what you're catching. The most expensive butterfly will run about 40k a pop depending on size. Less rare 10-20k. Less common 140$
n0gal
I mean I'm sure they get listed for that, but I honestly doubt that even if you managed to find 5 $40k'ers you'd have to spend 5-6 years
n0gal
per butterfly trying to find someone dumb enough to spend 40k on a dead one.
iamjusthonest
They are talking about real butterflies, not a Pokémon
CruisinDownTheStreet64
Butterflies are expensive yo
CruisinDownTheStreet64
https://www.aureus-butterflies.de/epages/17926950.mobile/en_GB/?ObjectPath=/Shops/17926950/Products/%22Papilio+elephenor%22&Locale=en_GB
Bumblebreezy
Like.....for real tho? Cuz I have a net
CruisinDownTheStreet64
Butterflies are expensive yo
CruisinDownTheStreet64
https://www.aureus-butterflies.de/epages/17926950.mobile/en_GB/?ObjectPath=/Shops/17926950/Products/%22Papilio+elephenor%22&Locale=en_GB
CasualAtlas
April 10st?
NEClamChowderAVPD
Holy shit, I had no idea. Buffalo Bill could've been rich.
IsThisGoingToBeAFutureTrend
I want a legendary butterfly. Will pay top price.
TerraformTrent
I want a shiny butterfly. I have $5.00.
Eduardoram220
Hgtv makes me feel so Inadequate lol
finnthepokeman
Well duh, he's pulling down colour pencil money! I can't compete with that
pontymythonandthegrolyhail
Then she'll want him as a trophy husband
KnifeKnut
http://www.artisanalpencilsharpening.com/
KrondorMocker
and we're getting damn shitty 2B lead pencil money...... fuck da system!!
SamArt53
Have you priced those Prismacolor pencils? My wife has about 150 of them... not cheap.
MeatTornado
How many pills is that?
snarkygli
At least 6 chewables.
finnthepokeman
I wish I had a six chewable per year salary
MyDadShouldHaveBeenHome12YearsAgo
I'm over here earing crayons
pieter42
Should have gone with that STEM degree
WildWade
Have you tried Mummy Brown?
lucillemaximus
Every new version of this meme has more ridiculous jobs and a budget increase of about $500K. Can't wait to see the billion-dollar budget.
Technocratic
It's trump
DebatableLegalNerd
"I sell artistic pocket lint shaped like celebrities and my wife licks stamps 30 minutes a month. Budget: 1.5 milion."
kaegro
The comments down here are gold, sent the boogies flying plus one for everybody
eromitlab
I change tires for a second-tier Xfinity series team and my wife is a barfly.
Saxong
"My wife and I each spend 12 hours a day screaming into the void to quell our existential terror, we haven't spoken in 10 years."
DebatableLegalNerd
Budget: how can one price human suffering...?
coronalmassejection
This is darkly specific..
waitwasthatreal
"I poop three times a day, and my wife once saw a platypus"
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
"I know how to spell Encyclopedia and my wife's grandma's best friend once visited italy, our budget is 4 million"
WhyCantIStopArguingWithInternetTrolls
I wish I could favourite comments, not often you get a genuine lol +1
magicalmysterytour
Budget, 2.4 million