Honestly, this should be a thing everywhere. Sometimes you just really need to fart.
Fun story: one time in third grade I really had to fart but was holding it in. Then I remembered my classmates royally pissed me off that day so I decided to take revenge. I got up, bent over and let it rip like a motherfucker. And that turned out to be a fart straight from hell. The teacher had to open the windows and evacuate the classroom. She was so angry with me. Fun times.
Now let me introduce you to our "Smart Ass Corner". If you need to talk back, simply come over here, be a smart ass, I'll slap you a few times, then go sit down. ;)
stercusmoriturussum
What's the spray supposed to do? Add another layer of smells?
wfo87Stang
Is this real life or an exercise?
sme2812
Does the corner work as an amplifier?
Yasashii93
Honestly, this should be a thing everywhere. Sometimes you just really need to fart.
Fun story: one time in third grade I really had to fart but was holding it in. Then I remembered my classmates royally pissed me off that day so I decided to take revenge. I got up, bent over and let it rip like a motherfucker. And that turned out to be a fart straight from hell. The teacher had to open the windows and evacuate the classroom. She was so angry with me. Fun times.
unfortunatelynotdeadyet
Yes, we know, you tell us every day. If you need to fart, just go there and do it. Don’t try and turn it into a lesson. We can hear it!
CheeseCoffeeChests
27,3 seconds later: "i am not worried... i am concerned. and impressed. but mostly concerned"
Apeofdeath
I had no idea we come so far, civilization wise
Bytencoder
"so fart
ItTookMeAGoodWhileToComeUpWithAUsername
I gas you’re right
isetprettygirlsonfire
Of course they're going to pay attention to and laugh when someone heads to the fart corner. Then it will become a fart corner contest. And that's just us adults, the kids are going to more. https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1c3BzbXhrbjdxb2J1ZmlzczU3NjltaXBid3c2Mmt3am96dGNwMXZvNyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/BBi3jY2bub3X2/200w.webp
lazybuthappy
And you'll be properly recorded and uploaded to social media.
etopsirhc
fart corner? no thanks, i prefer crop dusting.
Bytencoder
Flying through hyperspace ain't for everyone...
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
I don't care what you smell
ComoSeIguana
If nobody cares, then why not fart in your seat?
spittleteets
If nobody cares how much the trash dump stinks on the outside of town, why not just keep it in your backyard, right?
ThatSonOfaBitch
Now let me introduce you to our "Smart Ass Corner". If you need to talk back, simply come over here, be a smart ass, I'll slap you a few times, then go sit down. ;)
mdevil
Do we have to pay to be slapped around? Or is that just part of the service?
Adester
See, this over there is the naughty corner...
ThatSonOfaBitch
This is public school. Free of charge.
mdevil
Sign me up... my child, I mean sign my child up. Wait... what?
ComoSeIguana
I'm dying https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OW5mbWt5cG8yaGp6aHR0MW5oc2tmeGw3dWZqYmVrMjVuMmFoanRwNyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/aqqUwXz7j0xMOKnJgb/200w.webp