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Dec 21, 2021 5:05 PM
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ICampOntheFirstDate
Contrary to what the sign promised, that parking did not spark joy.
dav8388
#32 oh look a penny
Skolvikes5
#5 is how trucks are born, #31 is how SUV and minivans are created. This post should be marked mature!
aageek33
#5 when a mommy truck and a daddy truck love each other very much…
thedewser
#5 they wrasslin!
sauronater
That car impaled on the tree has to be fake.
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
I thought maybe a limb detached and speared the top?
SnapKylePop
Unless the car's been there so long, the tree grew through the middle of it.
mildlyarousedly
This is my guess
SnottorCat
#5 What are you doing step-truck?
DToddBenson
“God dammit, boys! I said no wrestling!“
lewaq
#5 redneck sex is weird
boobsalot
WWTruck wrestling.
TyrannosaurusMex
Ah! I fucking hate you. +1
JinxRocks
Those trucks are just imitating how their owners do it is all... LOL
TyrannosaurusMex
You’re too fast.
lewaq
That's what she... wait.
ActualRoyo
#26 what?
doyouguysrememberpogs
icurays1
Dragon10449
Orc6000
The Lada on the third floor roof is an absolute win.
criggie
...and its the only one that looks intentional.
WorkLurker
They one on the side of the street with the tall grass around it didn't look intentional to you?
Orc6000
I think that looked more like concentrated neglect.
OhioSucks
holdmybeerson
Found my reply, woot woot!
FeloniousMonk13
nonetheless, it seems that they all COULD, in fact, park there
Frederf
Demonstrably
or0b0ur0s
They were so excited to prove that they COULD, that they didn't stop to think if they SHOULD...
astromoondoggie
boobsalot
Excellent!
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresdenIsMyPatronus
Now if he leaves, he'll get pulled over for Suspicion Of Mischief.
jodu
I love how his cap goes flying!
MarcUK
Airbags deployed. xD
twentydollarbanana
#2 I always thought quicksand would be a bigger issue in my life than it’s been
likeamehckingball
I get that reference. ?
Emmyluhu
Did you grow up watching The Neverending Story and Princess Bride? That's how I developed an oversized fear of quicksand.
twentydollarbanana
Bingo!
Daywalker27
astromoondoggie
That was quick alright
justletmesignupalready
Speedysand™️
METROlD
Man, I thought I'd be stop dropping and rolling at least once a day.
twentydollarbanana
So much practice and for what?
b1b1b1b1
That’s a good ol body dump right there.
TheWeebleWobler
this looks like a case of a mud slide.
SithElephant
Alas, the common clay of the new west has been more of an issue.
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
LionFromTheNorth
ThisDeservesMoreUpvotes
SAFireStorm
We get it, you're popular on Grindr
ChuckKarma
He would have kept going...if only he could steer.
DashTheHand
Only hit 87 mph
studiomurph
TwoSeamer
Mustang.... as a Mustang owner, that fits ?
kickahippie
At least he put his hazards on when he stopped
TwoSeamer
Most cars do that when airbags deploy
kickahippie
Guess i missed the /s
TwoSeamer
I guess ya did. I'm not a smart man
thunderplums
#16 Victoria presents a naturally grown car.
maddmurph
#11 how?
Gantzz321
speed
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
maddmurph
And just like that you are parked on the roof
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
Nose first into the pole, which sent the rear end up into the air and momentum caused it to swing around enough to land on the porch.
keithrayres195624
It's on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Jc88JoHx-kY
maddmurph
Seems easy enough
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
It's easy after a bit of practice.
Anitahardick
#26 where are the other car's tires?
GuyFromDeathValley
Art installation. The hand gesture is the like a logo of a german image board
TheMayorOfTittyCity
The upside down component is fixed to a metal frame, and they are both fixed together by the wheels. Its art or something.
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
Pretty sure that some kind of art installation.
SnapKylePop
I'm guessing it's an art installation.
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
It looks like it, there are metal rods on the ground.
Ouroborus
CalvinisHobbes
behrditz
I think thats an installation. The roof has too much of a "cartoony starburst" pattern.
SnapKylePop
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
You've seen nothing yet.
Ouroborus
That one at least makes sense. Chain your bike to a tree for a decade and the tree will eat it.
Vidikron
My guess is picture taken at an angle that doesn't show how the back corner is crumpled in. Car spun and hit with the back driver corner.
Nacon
I think this is one of those "art" installation... but yeah, it might be hiding the cut line behind the tree.
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
If it hit a tree that hard the roof and everything would be crumpled.
Vidikron
Or back passenger corner as that looks like a European plate.