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Jan 16, 2021 9:47 PM
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Subaruislife
Add a shitload of nuclear accidents and there ya go
Br0doSwaggins
https://youtu.be/I79TpDe3t2g
Josesharlo
I read enough Cyrillic to know that the Russian text is an attempt at a letter-for-letter translation
MehtefaS
Wait a minute, thats a map from an older cod. Did they add it to the newest one?
daringtons
I like the fact the Russian is misspelled too
OldTownPhantom
It's the butter battle
kirmes
Still can't decide which one's worse ... :-/
shushilly
I understand enough Russian to know what that right cat is sayin
Absent
Oh, and don't forget all the proxy wars.
Monkey1Overlord
Russian Intelligence??? Are you mad?!?!?
GrandPubabofMoldistan
Well only if you lived in those two countries, if you were a developing nation you had a bit more sudden government change
InfiniteNoodle
whats the Russian cat saying? anyone able to translate?
darkhalfbreed
I think it translates to "my balls are cold"
mcwilliams117
We're in a canyon...in the middle of nowhere. The only reason we have a base over here is because they have one over there
somecallmetimmmmkay
US: WHATS YOUR NAME?!!! USSR: WHAT?!! US: WHATS YOUR NAME?! USSR:IVAN!! US:...FUCK YOU IVAN!!
Fairdinkums
There hasn't been a good call of duty game for years
kerms
For about 13 years
thinlyveilednonsense
Ok, this is good.
Pheehelm
datester35
Ironically enough, the original post has a transliteration rather than translation
yourbassist
Raid is originally from BO2. It's a bolt on to the new game. What dipshit came up with this?
darkhalfbreed
Like using it for the picture or putting a popular Black ops map into a black ops game for free?
yourbassist
Using this picture, a map from an old game completely unrelated to Cold War.
DarkSlayer54
It showcases how little Cold War cares about its theme. They throw in a map with modern architecture and modern interior decor...
DarkSlayer54
In my mind, the joke being that we're so eager for action and explosions, that we're okay with everything that's well outside the 80s.
hawks88
Thank god rocky stopped it.
Phobetor42
https://youtu.be/NyWx1CkMTtI
coveroregonhelp2000
Superman IV sure.
MethodicalMe
Adrian!!
coderay
The cold war was 6 billion people living in fear of sudden nuclear annihilation.
Modela2
Blue balls for 40 years
leavemealoneapp
Good ol' days, I 'member. Now it's just which idiot'll begin war or how'll a "natural" distaster feck it all over or who´ll bankrupsy now.
sordatos
And thousands fighting on their puppet masters behalf
J0765
Everyone just thought “probably the world might end tomorrow, let’s do coke and go crazy”.
Clayman8
There was a severe lack of civilization and bingo bangos too
elebit
And butchers
TheUpdootist
1nonlyS
Still less than today
AlfredNugent
And many proxy wars
FoamingToad
Be fair, it was only about 3.15 billion when I started watching.
glenlochie
If you didn't grow up under MAD you can't possibly understand MAD
cepacolusmaximus
Want. To. Play. A. Game?
Sooner70
How about a nice game of Chess?
lexiperplexi91
No. Total Thermonuclear War (war games is one of my fav movies)
Sooner70
If it was a fav movie you should know the game is, GLOBAL thermonuclear war.
DarkSock
...except Reggie. Reggie didn’t give a shit.
xizar
His body was ready.
Barkinsons
Probably because his brain was fizzling out and his buddys were busy ruining the economy for the next generation
massholesome
In the 80s ABC made "The Day After" with warnings not to watch it alone.
semitransparent
My parents wouldn't let me watch it. I tried sneaking into the TV room and got caught.
prfesser
In the same vein there was "Special Bulletin" about a nuke in a ship in a So. Carolina harbor. Done in "news" style; made it realistic.
kjb72
That shit scared me as a kid.
Sooner70
Good thing you never watched "Threads". THAT was a mind fuck.
massholesome
Now of course I must google because at least part of me will get fucked.
Sooner70
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090163/
HorseMcFucker
Yeah, haha. Glad we never have had to worry about that since.
Sizzlord
MantisTobagganMD
Not to the same extent, no. There was a real feeling of imminent threat of the bomb dropping every day for years.
nolzvader
I feel like seeing US and Russian astronauts living/working together in space has been worth every penny
Malak224
It is.
nolzvader
Nevermind all the great STEM R&D, but also the beneficial lowering of pressure- I feel like it greatly helped defrost the cold war
ColClone54
Well it's not like an armed nuke dropped on North Carolina in the 1960's. Oh, wait a minute. It did. Bet you didn't know that a 2 - 2.5
jmeyers1983
The new Cold War with China is far more subtle but just as dangerous.
Cheomesh
Explain your reasoning
jmeyers1983
China is aggressively posturing militarily in the Pacific, plus their gains in space and cyberspace are setting up for confrontation.
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
So not the guy who first commented that, but china learned from russias mistakes. They know to be quiet and helpful THEN fuck everyone 1/2
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
Who accepted their "help" by leveraging it. As opposed to the rather blunt in effective passing contest that was the cold war.
Cheomesh
So business, then.
TA2019
China is trying to financially dominate the world because that's how they actually grab nations by the balls.
nightripper
Now it's 8 billion.
QuintinParry
That's what I call progress. Some day I hippie we conquer the stars so they too can know dear.
TheGhostofCarrieFisher
Yup
SaltyMaintainer
Heading to nine at an uncomfortably fast pace.
Dreadkittenprincess
America is helping curve it back as best as we can
RavageTheSavageSandMonkey
Christ this is so dark and I can't stop laughing.
NinjaGrizzlyBear
Stonks increase
IOnlyPostThatOneGorillaGif
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
Well thank god for that..... wait ..
notallfluffycatsarethick
UristImiknorris
*Captain Matias Torres has entered the chat
notallfluffycatsarethick
InGundamWeTrust
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