An oil platform being removed from the sea

Sep 6, 2017 7:05 PM

Boopherinthedooder

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Title correction: Oil Platform being brought out to sea

Source: https://twitter.com/WorldAndScience/status/905506341845913605

Out to see what?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm just amazed that a structure that huge doesn't collapse on itself.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not much platform, its just a leg. this is a platform being brought out to sea https://imgur.com/Uuc4WKc

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

i move shit like this for my job. its good fun

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The town is Port Aransas. Harvey just completely destroyed the town.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huh! Crazy how nature do that!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Motherfuck that's big.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read the title and my faith in humanity was restored but then saw the title correction and got sad again

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nah dude we're just building a death star

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

now convert it to a van

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I sea

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was going to say, usually when they're done with them they knock them down so that can be the bones for a new reef

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I like the title correction

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And oh, it cost nothing to do this shit ...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

I'm honestly not sure what point you're trying to make

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

yeah hey, like wtf is he getting at.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Crazy how nature do dat

9 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 3

Came to post this

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I came

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Under structure of your mom's new dildo.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oil fracking is cheaper isn't it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DRILL BABY DRILL

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Taken out to sea (+1)

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Correct, thank you for pointing that out

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I've always dreamed of buying a decommissioned oil rig. Live on it, make it my lair, start a coup for world domination. The simple life.

9 years ago | Likes 372 Dislikes 4

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looking to build a Metal Gear with your Outer Heaven?

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Might i introduce you the country known as sealand?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Look up "sealand" it's the best country

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let's split the price. You can get the bottom half

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

take a loot at the Atlantic weather map. You might want to re-think that. How about a nice missile silo?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FunFact, America did the same & put a golf ball on it..We bought it from Norway who bought it from Russia..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've always wanted to have a "lair" and maybe become a villain, or have an arch nemesis or something

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look up The Principality of Sealand

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't forget to Fulton plenty of guys to keep in running. Plus. Henchmen.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which eye do you use the least?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

May I recommend the Seychelles?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do they sell sea shells?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And get a submarine and an eye patch. That's the life

9 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

I just assumed they came with the package. Man, I'm going to be mad if I have to pay extra for those options.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And Sharks With Freaking Laser Beams Attached To Their Heads

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

and make a Swedish journalist disappear?

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

So basically Sealand, pus that last step.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I feel confident that last step is implied there. Lol.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can i call you big boss?

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The largest one of these is 2000 feet. The Marianas Trench is the deepest part of the ocean at 38000 feet. try and imagine that.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#ImTheMarianasTrenchAndThisIsDeep

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should I let that sink in?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

they float, actually.

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