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Feb 2, 2018 8:32 PM
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AlexanderHabsbourg
let's make bombs !!!!
DoggoUBandit
You forgot “Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow”
Ryebread91
What's a tab?
callingalljanmichaelvincents
A few of these made me laugh so hard I squeaked
wilima
Bucake?
kaijinMaker
Awesomesauce!
TalkingSnake
CatWithHands
This image is missing a letter C. Maybe Hepatitus C
georgedragonslayer
Fun fact about stripper poles: the poles rotate, it's not the girls rotating around the pole.
AlexanderHabsbourg
funny ..how to impress girls with power farting !!! like a space ship man !!!
TomSparky
I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU
hadadrumstickandmybrainisstillstuck
#1 don’t tell me how to live my life
Hypnoticcow
Fun fact: stripper poles are cleaned with alcohol in between dancers.
Whiskey7delta
And THATS why it would taste horrible.
DalekSECoOo
You roll dem dice homie, Ima keep my red yazik off of that pole.
makaio84
Are you a Muncie man?
DalekSECoOo
Go, Eagles!
Molvanian
Any source on these?
DalekSECoOo
Unfortunately no. Found on that there internets, what had no source.
Molvanian
Heh, aww. Sadly they aren't from Paperback Paradise, those have a watermark. Cool pics though.
DarthSedition
Someone's gonna have to give me a good reason not to lick the stripper pole.
SenorPeligro
Just read the book I guess?
Evilmonkey94
I want to know how to power fart!
DalekSECoOo
PRO TIP... practice at home AFTER your morning BM, NOT before!
Lisbondizzlewood
meh ... mine r better IMHO ...
Lisbondizzlewood
http://thepriceisblight.tumblr.com/
DalekSECoOo
Well, I liked them anyway.
Lisbondizzlewood
great post though, made me laugh!
vornan19
Bukowski for kids, lol
DalekSECoOo
That one is my favorite lol.
Hammertulski
Burning in water, drowning in flame, let's all play a drinking game!
GoldFrieza
What is Bukowski? What's the joke
siler7
He wrote books for children.
vornan19
Yes, middle aged depressed children
Tassyr
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ham_on_Rye
crann
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ham_on_Rye
OrC23
The author.
Hipcatjack
"He's a pretty good read, but God who'd want to be such an asshole?"
pizzapartyhard
Is that Modest Mouse?
Hipcatjack
Yes. My favorite band talking about one of my favorite authors...
pizzapartyhard
He was an an author/poet famous for alcoholism, womanizing, and depravation. The movie Barfly is based on him. Ham in Rye is a novel of his.
pizzapartyhard
I might also add that almost all his novels are semi-autobiographical. Ham on Rye is about his life growing up in depression era LA.
Rkfinecake
I did not know that.
pizzapartyhard
I say this as a big fan. I’ve read all his novels and quite of few of his collections of poems, of which there are many.
StevieTheAussie
You will be rewarded for your aid with fake internet points.
Idownvoteifunnyand9gagrepoststoimgur
True Story time related to stripper pole; Bachelor party for a friend. 3 ladies for entertainment are hired. Ladies use dildo for show 1/2
angrysloth
ElbowDeepInMythicalCreatures
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Idownvoteifunnyand9gagrepoststoimgur
When they weren't looking, a friend took said dildo and full tongue licked the damn thing. He is alive today...but cannot confirm STD status
GoodEarthBetweenMyToes
Ewwwww
Claystead
This is why I don't want a Bachelor party. I know my friends too well.
dogmoind
He is a hollow husk filled with stds, most likely.
PersonaAuGratin
https://cdn-enterprise.discourse.org/imgur/uploads/default/original/3X/e/5/e505b728d08bc0e47abd44ad12627433376e2e16.gif
SirDistic
fun fact: Most strippers aren't disease-filled whores
Henshaw
DarthSedition
Yeah, because she's a stripper she doesn't use protection and take care of herself. Yay for slut shaming
Idownvoteifunnyand9gagrepoststoimgur
No slut shame here. Sex work is still work. Just a story. I know the entertainers also did "side jobs" if you paid enough.
Sephon
I'm more thinking if he does that at a party what is he licking elsewhere? More than sexually TDs will he receive
DarthSedition
Eh, parties are where we let loose, especially bachelor parties. Could be the most outrageous thing he'll ever do.